Thread 28488661 - /o/ [Archived: 666 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:37:49 PM No.28488661
rohrl
rohrl
md5: e22e594d607e964862759c2d952fef15๐Ÿ”
#1 small and gay
#2 too small for me because I am not a tiny manlet
#3 don't care for the styling
#4 don't care for VAG group cars
#5 don't care about the overall car, in general
It's a car for gays and retards who overspend. You genuinely couldn't pay me to drive one.
This guy is 5'9" and he looks like he's about to flip it over like a gokart.
Who the fuck is this for? Manlets?
Women?

It goes "fast" because it's a fucking woman-sized car.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:39:05 PM No.28488664
small woman car
small woman car
md5: 68776861ec192d2a1a9c9b151bc15ad5๐Ÿ”
What the fuck is this shit?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:40:31 PM No.28488667
porsche ogre
porsche ogre
md5: 5162e67fbae37006ec2eb35d554e6a57๐Ÿ”
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/meet-the-man-with-50-porsches-in-his-garage-his-life-long-passion-began-with-a-911-205367.html#agal_0
>this is the fat ogre retard telling you to overspend on a VAG car
I bet this guy pays onlyfans girls to drive them.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:48:09 PM No.28488678
IMG_5564
IMG_5564
md5: e5373b2cc5d392c6c08dd06ec03fb14e๐Ÿ”
>>28488661 (OP)
Walter Rรถhrl is 6โ€˜5โ€œ and fits just fine.
The newer ones are even roomier. That gigantic motherfucker from game of thrones fits in a 911 GT3 RS
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:49:37 PM No.28488681
What the brown dog yappin about? You get raped by Porsche daily brown son. Remember that.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:50:03 PM No.28488683
>>28488678
Yeah I can "fit" into one as well. With my knees inside my notrils.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:51:03 PM No.28488685
>>28488678
>posts a picture of a gay
Uh is this disproving OPs point?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:56:04 PM No.28488698
>>28488681
gayest forced meme in recent years
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:09:45 PM No.28488734
milhouses vag car
milhouses vag car
md5: 882c9a5e0c9379bb1c3c902eeace5727๐Ÿ”
>>28488681
>What the brown dog yappin about? You get raped by Porsche daily brown son. Remember that.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:43:52 PM No.28488795
yokozuna_stat
yokozuna_stat
md5: 3a4217563d196dea3f9d810c301de105๐Ÿ”
>>28488661 (OP)
>t.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:47:08 PM No.28488804
>>28488795
Not even "fat person"?
Your trolling is shit and your parents should feel bad for having made you.
Not everyone on Earth is a 5'8" manlet.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:55:11 PM No.28488825
The premise of this entire post is stupid because 911s are universally known to be easy for any non-fatso to get into and especially easy for tall lankets even when wearing helmets.
/O/P needs to up his game. Like when I want to be racist towards some variety of brownoid I'll need to research the particular nuances of that species of brownoid to be more appropriately racist. If you dont put in the extra effort to get basic facts correct nobody will ever take you seriously.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:59:46 PM No.28488840
>>28488698
>>28488734
Gonna cry brownoid? RBP.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:00:38 PM No.28488843
>>28488825
>universally known to be easy for any non-fatso to get into
If their height starts with a 4 or a 5, sure.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:11:27 PM No.28488988
>>28488840
>>28488734
Why don't you two shitskins just convene of a time and place and fight to the death?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:16 PM No.28489000
>>28488988
You get raped by Porsche daily brown son.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:35:32 PM No.28489040
>>28489000
I'm not even part of your little theatrics you fucking retard. I'm not the "pikachu" autist, I just wish you and him would fuck off from this board.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:41:56 PM No.28489053
>>28489040
Gonna cry brownoid? How does it feel to get raped by Porsche daily?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:44:55 PM No.28489064
>>28489000
>>28489053
Gayboy having a melty
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:55:05 PM No.28489085
>>28489053
Put some skin in the game. What Porsches do you own, and which ones have you driven? Are there any Porsches you don't particularly like? How do you feel about the intervention of Toyota in the early 90s? Is the 992 a devolution compared to previous generations or is it just the march of progress at work?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:56:52 PM No.28489091
>>28489085
Don't expect too much, the man can't even use commas.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:01:06 PM No.28489103
>>28489085
>the intervention of Toyota in the early 90s?
Could you tell me more ? Disregard the spamming faggot.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:03:51 PM No.28489114
>>28489085
https://archive.ph/v5FfL
Porsche hired Toyota's engineers back in the 90s to unfuck their cars so in some ways after the 90s Porsche was never truly totally "Porsche DNA". Of course, POORsche owners don't know about this.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:04:53 PM No.28489118
>>28489103
>>28489114
My bad I meant to reply to your post. It's in the article I linked.
Not too long ago, the production floor of Porsche's factory was not a pretty sight. Workers would storm off in a huff. Managers would fume. Voices would rise above the hum and bang of the line.
And Japanese engineers -- mostly Toyota alumni -- would wave their fingers, demand explanations, scold, lecture and browbeat, essentially telling some of Germany's finest automobile craftsmen how poorly they were doing their jobs.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:22 PM No.28489131
1747513293046902
1747513293046902
md5: b29d84467085ee190cfa6541deabafec๐Ÿ”
>>28489118
What's this, actual car talk on /o/? Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:14:16 PM No.28489133
>>28488661 (OP)
>t.500lbs
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:18:07 PM No.28489142
>>28488825
Based, like calling Guyanese niggers Butterfly Catchers.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:27:27 PM No.28489158
>>28489133
https://www.pelicanparts.com/techarticles/911_tall_drivers/911_tall_drivers.htm
You must be less than 6 feet tall.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:28:25 PM No.28489160
>>28489064
>>28489085
>>28489091
>>28489103
>>28489114
What the brown dogs yappin about now? You get raped by Porsche daily brown sons. Donโ€™t forget that.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:04 PM No.28489166
milton house
milton house
md5: f55a81d772841660a92dc57382e1a209๐Ÿ”
>>28489160
oh hey milhouse your dad mad at you again?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:34:14 PM No.28489179
>>28489166
Gonna cry brownoid? RBP
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:34:50 PM No.28489180
>>28489179
No need to be upset because you were born short, gay, and jewish. (non-white)
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:35:29 PM No.28489182
>>28488661 (OP)
prove you have the income to even afford a car like this or its competitors
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:36:16 PM No.28489188
>>28489180
I see that you get raped by Porsche daily brown son.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:37:29 PM No.28489191
porsche 911
porsche 911
md5: 2c05b908d81ab610f7535a408ec53de9๐Ÿ”
>>28489188
ืฉึธืืœื•ึนื
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:38:18 PM No.28489192
>>28489191
Gonna cry brownie?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:17:25 PM No.28489271
hmmm
hmmm
md5: 73e81f4a0dd43f17e7bcb8aee55e9c25๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:23:28 PM No.28489283
>>28489271
SHUT
IT
DOWN
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:27 PM No.28489288
this additude is why the 992 is so big
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:29:22 PM No.28489293
08
08
md5: 887b87fbe94caeda95988beba0af9d12๐Ÿ”
i alsways thought the porsche was pretty tall compared to its rivals
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:38:07 AM No.28489532
>>28489293
It's partly why people always say that the 911 is relatively livable compared to the contemporaneous supercars. The interior packaging isn't far off of that of an ordinary car, but it drives wonderfully.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:04:02 AM No.28489751
>>28489293
It is. Tall people (> 6'5") fit just fine in a 911, unless (a) they're wearing a helmet and (b) the car has a sunroof and (c) the car has power seats.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:05:05 AM No.28489754
>>28489532
This is also why the Ford Mustang always seemed to outsell the Camaro and Firebird combined.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:42:51 AM No.28491919
>>28489288
I do wonder if they're going to keep growing. Surely there's a limit.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:03:08 PM No.28492489
>>28488661 (OP)
>>28488664
Its a tiny house car for giants.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:24:03 PM No.28492607
depositphotos_30170009-stock-photo-laughing-male-baby-boomer
>>28488661 (OP)
>be OP
>be a faggot
mfw