i sometimes pop a boner while driving my car

i only do that when i'm driving and a lewd loli decides to lift her dress flashing me almost making me slam into the person in front of me.

>>28489410 (OP)
i miss when i was young with a strong sex drive
i remember when i was 18 i jacked off while driving cause i couldnt stop thinking about this one bangbros scene

>>28489410 (OP)

>>28489410 (OP)
i wish i could still get spontaneous boners

>>28489410 (OP)
sometimes i pop out a gear while driving my car

Im a 23 year old khhv and i legitimately have ED from all the porn ive watched.
If i focus really hard i can get a boner though.

>>28489410 (OP)
You''ve given me a long satisfyingly deep chortle. Thank you for that.

>>28489410 (OP)
Only happens to me when I drive past a paddock full of horses.

>>28489410 (OP)
You're still young enough, that kinda thing will go away after you've jerked off a million times and need deep perversions to get off.

>>28489410 (OP)
Same but not like because of driving my car or anything weird just normal boners because I was thinking about doing sex to babes and stuff and I happen to be driving my car

When I was 16 taking speed everyday I'd get boners from driving all the time.
>>28490218
This is a psyop to get people to be okay with a porn ban. I've been watching porn 25 years almost daily and can get off to a picture of a 3/10 in a swimsuit in less than a minute.
Maybe if people were a normal weight they wouldn't have this issue, but blaming porn is an easier scapegoat than admitting you made poor life choices.

>>28490244
same
i have masturbated probably every day since i was like 7, multiple times a day, sometimes until i literally don't have any cum left. i would consider myself a professional gooner if such a thing existed. im 36 and all my shit still works fine, i don't need weird shit to get off, but i enjoy other people's creativity in the field of pornography

>>28490218
>need deep perversions to get off.
dropped acid and fucked my inner demons, does that count?

>>28490244
>a picture of a 3/10 in a swimsuit in less than a minute.
for me amateur pics have kept me satisfied for decades, as long as there's a dumptruck.

>>28490274
You and I are very alike, good sir. Because of trumpism my state banned porn this year and less than 5 hours ago made possession of any cannabis products a felony 1-10 years including hemp delta 8 gummies. I'm ready to fuckin' fight for this shit. If they want a fight, they'll get one.

>>28490285
i'll take trannies and stoners over christcuck fundies and kikes any day but also nuke california

>>28490285
you can blame russian psyops for why american boomers act the way they do now, and in extension the republicuck party.
every single policy is against america's long term future, it feels like that for both parties but right now it's absurd.

>>28490285
>>28490274
i wouldnt be addicted to gooning if women liked me
dear republicucks, fix women and then ban porn

>>28490302
>Dating apps - women filter by height
>They expect to make as much or more than you but demand that you make more than them and whisk them away like prince charming and call you a loser if you don't make 2x more than them and have a place of your own
>Why are only poor people getting money to have kids or only the uber wealthy having kids?
>Gee, no, it must be the porn!