I whisper to myself quite often but when I'm driving I talk to myself at full volume and it usually sounds like WHY SO FUCKING SLOW? WHAT'S THIS RETARDED GRANDPA DOING? OH, THAT'S NOT HIM. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ON THIS ROAD?

>>28490364 (OP)
yes and it's almost exclusively tourettes guy lines either word for word, or adapted to the current situation
>OH BOB SAGET
>wow that was an absolute shitfight and it was all caused by a SHITTY MITSOOBEESHI
>you can suck my dick, or cock
>nice indicating, FAGGOT

>>28490364 (OP)
As much as I use slurs in my company truck its a wonder the camera hasn't flagged me for a call from HR. I'd call them niggers too, but still.

>>28490364 (OP)
sometimes i sing the word 'nigger.'

>>28490364 (OP)
I do and I have to stop, I have a kid on the way and I don't want to scare him or her.

>>28490364 (OP)
Only when some cunt fucks up the rhythm with some dumb ass move. Like this one nigger in a lamborghini SUV that STOPPED on the highway service road (60MPH traffic) because he overshot his turn (that had another entrance at the road just ahead).

i havent had passengers in my car for more than 5 years and i have been living alone for about as long, so i've developed a horrible habit of talking to myself, especially when im driving
there's just so much bad driving to comment on, and my music drowns out all the noise i make, making it seem so private
the schizo life chose me

Sometimes when there's a lot of traffic on I autistically talk myself through the situation, like "Let me put my blinkers on so he gives me that space and I can go...now....okay I guess lets wait for the next person...NOW". I have been known to curse at drivers as part of that but they have to be exceptionally retarded.

>>28490364 (OP)
Idk sometimes I say "dude, what are you doing?" because I'm disappointed in someone else's subpar driving skills.
I have added PA speakers to both of my rigs though so if I ever get either of them running I suppose I will have the capability to actually yell at people soon. That'll be cool.
One of them has a proper PA speaker but the other one just has an external keyboard that I stuck under the hood because there isn't enough room in the engine bay for a PA horn.

>>28490364 (OP)
I usually just mumble sarcastic compliments to myself
>Great merge, man
and the likes.
Although I don't ever get genuinely angry while driving. I feel like the only reason to be sincerely upset is whenever there's a close call, and that rarely happens if you're driving calmly and leave space for people, even in situations where they're clearly in the wrong.

usually some combo of the following
>faggot
>niggerfaggot
>dumb nigger
>retard
If I'm in rural areas I usually don't need to swear and it's pretty chill