>NO SIR YOU CANNOT DRINK AND DRIVE EVEN THOUGH YOU DRIVE BETTER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL

If you drove well enough you wouldn't have gotten pulled over.

the only time im driving courteously and within reasonable bounds of the speed limit is when i have too much to lose from being pulled over

Drinking and driving is hella based and the ultimate high testosterone filter

as much as i wanted to try drinking and driving, i know anything that happens and a police has to get involved will immediately be blamed on my alcohol. even if i'm not at fault.

People who drive drunk are retarded but I'd at least rather be on the road with drunkards than turboretards looking at their phone
At least the alachol drinkers are looking at the damn road usually

>>28491565
phonefags will literally head-on you on the two lanes and when they jump back into their fucking lane they play it off as WHOOPSIE I MADE A MISTAKEY WAKEY UGU DESU
worst fuckin cunts ever

>>28491475 (OP)
>EVEN THOUGH YOU DRIVE BETTER UNDER THE INFLUENCE
no, if anything you're a little more brave but that's not really a good thing.
I regularly drink and drive and I know fuck well it does not help you do anything better period.
I only drink a single beer or a shot to be a bit brave trying to haul ass a little harder through the hills.

>>28491565
>At least the alachol drinkers are looking at the damn road usually
I ran it through my bullshit filter and you know, that's a fair argument.

>EVEN THOUGH YOU [drunken headcanon]

>I actually drive better under the influence of [insert_drug_name_here]
Why in God's name would anyone admit to being this mentally deficient?

>>28491475 (OP)
It's pretty much any and every time i drive after 6pm

>>28491632
Agreed. I'm a piece of shit addict but the only drugs that might make you a better driver are very low doses of stimulants if you've slept well. That's it. Anyone saying otherwise is fuckin' lyin'.

My lap times in sims disagree
hard

>>28491636
Or thc of you already have an existing dependency on stimulants

>>28491475 (OP)
No drunk driver ever called me a nigger

>>28491643
I've run tests. I do slightly better in counter strike stoned with a little alcohol, but games are a thing where you're hyper focused with a raised heart rate. What happens when you're chill croozin and you take 2 seconds too long reaching for your gatorade bottle in the passenger seat? I don't think video games are a great correlation. Alcohol fucks you up, it's one of the hardest drugs, it's fun to joke about, or do in vidya, but don't do it irl.
It just takes a few bad eggs to ruin things for everyone.

>>28491648
nigger

>>28491674
Post bottle on hood faggot

>>28491714
im not pulling over

I'm not saying I drive better when I smoke weed but damn are there some that are worse than me
>Go speed limit
>Set crooze control
>Stay in lane
It is so easy.

>>28491648
Based

>>28491732
Total stoner death

>>28491475 (OP)
>Pass sobriety test
>Breathalyze me anyways
There is literally no other minority as oppressed as recreational drunk drivers

>>28491475 (OP)
Say that to the drunk guy who t bones you next time

I have over 300 hours of Euro Truck Simulator 2 without a single distinct memory of any particular drive

>>28491475 (OP)
muh slow reaction times,
muh impaired judgement,
>tfw drunk enough to loose depth perception

>>28491714
>>28491674
>>28491648
kek

>>28491980
Damn. Interstate '76. That game takes me back...

>>28491732
>pass out
>crash at exactly 35 MPH

>>28492087
>Smoking so much you pass out
Noob.

>>28491475 (OP)
Anyone who drink/drunk drives deserves only the worst of fates. Shameful behavior.

>>28491632
When doing something "Wrong" you will focus more than you normally would out of fear of being caught

>>28491579
bruh, try 9 beers in 1-2 hrs, drive home and still be centered in the lane going speed limit... I did that once, and lemme tell you, tolerance is bs. You can make up for the delay in reaction by... going slower and braking earlier??? Shocker.

Drank a 15pk of natty ice last night and drove through a playground and possibly over someone's lawn.

>>28491477
This. They need probable cause to pull you over in the first place, unless you were stupid enough to drive into a DUI checkpoint which is widely rare and only happens during big events if that. You literally have to be driving so poorly that a cop or another citizen reported you to pull you over.

>>28491475 (OP)
The only people who think they drive better under the influence are drunk. And it’s demonstrable that they don’t.

>>28495555
Quads confirm. Alcoholics deserve the rope.

>>28491717
>why, yes i do have 4chan pass to avoid captchas so i can drive safely and post

>>28495555
Basedence

>>28491491
absolutely based

>>28491491
trvke