This is what the perfect car setup looks like.

>>28492647 (OP)
kek

>>28492667
if they are so bad then why is the 911 not only the fastest but also the most fun car to drive with beautiful steering feedback?

>>28492676
Lil froggy in the well with electronics thinks fake noise in cabin is real.

>>28492647 (OP)
>Gaybrid with orange wires
kek

theyre expensive enough before they started slapping hybrid shit on there and the tariffs are making prices ridiculous.
i'm a multi 911 owner and love the cars but no way would I be considering one these days.
just get a c8 z06 or zr1 if you have the means

>>28492679
Is the BMW Muhammaden projecting that 911s have fake, piped in noise?

>>28492682
If Porsche were smart they'd start producing the 911, Boxsters and Caymans in the US as well. Gay EU rules killed the 982 generation, but those cars could be revived for production in America.

>>28492647 (OP)
>fixed roof

>>28492770
Nah I think that kills the brand equity.
People are okay with buying an suv/cuv from a german automaker (BMW, Mercedes, Porsche) that wasnt made in Deutschland but buying an American made 911 would go over like a fart in church.

>>28492667
Those McDonald struts are ‘Optimised for Porsche requirements’ ok? That means they’re better than the Toyota Camry ones. They just didn’t want to use them on the race cars or GT3 bc it would have been tooo fast.

>>28492770
>Boxster
NARP (Not a Real Porsche).
>Cayman
NARP (Not a Real Porsche).

>>28492786
The tariffs have buckbroken many a dentist already. You'd be surprised how fast people capitulate when that much money is on the line.

>>28492809
Why were they okay on the GT3 up until the 992 generation? Why does the GT4 RS still spank every car you'll ever own? I'm just asking questions.

>>28492819
Is watercooled Porsche a real one?

>>28492843
No, literally no Porsche is real and never was. Unplug from the matrix now while you still have time.

>>28492647 (OP)
>mcdonalds
Coldest day in hell I sit in a rental

>>28492862
>Coldest day in hell I sit in a rental
This is almost disrespectful to actual rental cars, since even the most commonplace rentals are riding on double bones with a drivetrain hooked up to a ZF8.

>>28492865
Why are they slower than a base cayman?

>>28492770
They can’t make the macan or cayenne in NA bc that’s partly the only reason it gets the extra price tag. Now they’re just ridiculous of course.
>>28492836
Bc Porsche was on the verge of bankruptcy in 98 and couldn’t afford to design and move and store all the components and also it’s actually way more profitable to sell McDonald’s at Porsche prices than to sell double bones at Audi prices

>>28492870
>Why are they slower than a base cayman?
A Pentastar Charger? Because it's a $30K entry level car.

A brand new Cayman costs $72k, however, around what a 707hp Charger Hellcat cost new. Why is the Cayman slower than a hopped up rental sedan on a hacked-together 20 year old Mercedes chassis?

>>28492876
Prob the same reason Porsche cancelled the Gayman
(It sucks and can’t justify its price)

>>28492647 (OP)
Behold

>>28492667


Say what you will, but the numbers and feeling don't lie.
If porsche can make maccies work like that, then everyone else is fucking up.

>>28492894
It’s really more that the car would be better with double Bs and they’re charging more than enough for the car that it should have them.

>>28492845
What about this one?

>>28492892
>a V8 in the front overhang entirely
Should've made it transverse for additional points

>cayman is NARP
spoken like someone who has yet to drive one.
a cayman is a more savage version of a 911. this is especially true for the GT4RS

>>28492667
And yet it performs better than your shit box

>>28492773
Do you prefer performance cars to be heavier, less rigid, and more expensive?

is the 718 spyder a NARP or real?

>>28492942
I prefer them fun.
Also with a trunk to be put groceries and other stuff into.
"Perfect car" doesn't sound like something you have to live near a racetrack for.

>>28492942
not that poster, but I prefer hard top BMW / Mercedes and convertible or targa 911.

Purely a looks / feeling thing.

>>28492951
>and convertible or targa 911.
With these you can at least make use of the space behind the driver. Same problem Corvettes had until the C4.

>>28492945
Certified NARP just like the 944

>>28492900
>2 V10s

I’m thinking that’s based and certified ||real Porsche||

>>28492910
You can fit so many friends in the luxurious cabin as well as a nice diff. Truly superior for a discerning gentleman

>>28492973
B-but it's a hybrid...

>>28492988
Technically incorrect; the porche tiger uses electric transmission, which is not hybrid transmission because hybrid transmission means two (or more) methods of transferring power from the power source to the traction. In this case instead of a solid axel as the 'working medium' electrical pressure is used as the working medium. (Based and redpilled btw.)

See also diesel-electric locomotives or turbo-electric battleships.
The Audi dakar E-Tron was also like this, for all they called it an 'electric' car. Euphemisms like 'range extension' or 'series hybrid' are sophistries hiding the truth.

Seeing a lot of brown sons ITT who get raped by Porsche daily. Remember that Achmed.

>>28492998
>E-Troon
Who memed this into life I wonder

>>28492681
>An electric motor sandwiched in the middle of the turbo to eliminate turbo lag is bad
Utter philistine.

>>28492950
So you prefer cars with a fixed roof then, if you're honest about your claims

>>28492681
It's spelled "gay breed"

only women like convertible

>>28493042
Look at him and laugh
He is afraid of the outside, he wants to hide in a metal box

>>28493025
I moved to a place where it's more fun to drive with roof down, so no. Big city fags cannot comprehend.

>>28493042
women don't drive convertibles

>>28492894
>If porsche can make maccies work like that,
All they do is put slicks on the shit and jack the rates up kek

>>28493042
i haven't seen a woman drive a convertible in so long and I live in an area with lots of nice cars etc.

>>28493042
>Messes your hair up
No thanks

>>28493056
most women hate convertibles because the wind tangles the shit out of their hair or they have to use elastic band or a hat (which they also hate).

>>28492873
Or could it be that double wishbones aren't as great as you purport?

>>28492887
It's literally EU regulations that killed the 982, retard.
>>28492770

>>28493054
Feel free to post the Porsches sold with racing slicks

>>28492876
Why is the rate of Caymans being stolen by niggers less than Chargers and Challengers considering those cars are so cheap?

>>28493076
Or a scarf. That almost requires a nice car though.

>>28493054
And you think other brands marketing their shit don't use slicks too? Get a bran moran.

>>28493109
They actually don’t want the TTRS or the petrol Gayman to obliterate the electric Gaymans sales

>>28493051
lol yes they do. people will point and laugh and a „male“ convertible driver in my euro country

New cars will keep getting gayer and gayer.
Just stick to your guns

>>28493173
they TTRS isn’t even on sale anymore.
it’s a dead platform

>>28493241
You live in some vodkanigger hellhole, Vlad.

>>28493024
Funny how the C8 with twin 76mm snails has no turbo lag without any of that queer shit.

>>28493270
Can you tell us more about your test drive of the C8 ZR1?

>>28493273
Soon but please regale us withthe driving experience you had in your daddies 911.

>>28493251
In vodkanigger hellholes convertibles are for the strongest. I mean considering the climate and the most common model of a convertible.

>>28493275
I see you got raped by Porsche brown son.

>>28493275
Stop calling me daddy. I caught a fat powerslide in my 911 I took to the dealer today for some cheeky warranty work (German cars amirite?) because my tires were still cold. Enough about my day, how was the ZR1 test drive?

>>28493270


The recirculation system in the zr1 is a very clever bit of engineering but turbocompounding is just better tech overall not just for boost threshold. More efficiency at low load, more power at high load.

>>28493245

Yeah gen IV was just cancelled because of the complete failure of Porsches EVs. They don’t want competition for the cayman EV bc they’re fucked if it flops

>>28493314
This is not knocking on the zr1 either mind it'll still beat a turbo s around the track or a drag strip and cost less money doing it too. It's a very well designed machine and any compromises made if they could be described as such evidently had very good reasons for them. This thing dropping is one of the best developments in motoring to have come out in this decade and a shot across the bow of everyone else coasting on inflated prices for stagnant quality in the high performance segment. All that being said, that's just an example of still further 'value on the table' that is possible to pick up, so to speak.

>>28492681
The wires always have to be orange, it's a safety thing.

>>28492676
This only what people who've never a driven a real sports car like the Toyota 86 say. 911s are pigfat tourers for pigfat boomers.

>>28493838
>911s are pigfat tourers for pigfat boomers.
Lol you've never driven one
>Due to the use of high-strength steel, aluminium and some composites, the weight was reduced to 1,380 kg (3,042 lb) for the manual Carrera
Your 86 makes less power than an S2000 (convertible) with a larger displacement motor while weighing about the same (2,800lbs).

>>28493905
Your dependence on numbers gives away your lack of understanding

>>28493838
>real sports car
>toyota 86
lol. lmao even

>>28494440
I've test driven both of your car, but go off.

>>28494440
I've test driven both gens of your car. You described 911s as pigfat, which is clearly talking about weight (a number), but go off with your feels over reals.

the 911 feels special to drive. it’s a very unique experience you can’t get anywhere else.
all front and mid engine cars feel the same.

>>28495633
That's because you can't drive and are a wrenchlet, how the FUCK else would you be impressed by a 6cyl on maccas with a slushbox kek, raise your standards

>>28496150

What's the point of putting electric shit wires in if you're not going to put in some fwd assist to the rwd gas drive?

>>28496200
Same reason you don't get rwd assist in a fwd gas car just because the fuel lines come all the way from the back.

>>28496319
So that stops them from putting small electric motors on those wheels? Sounds pretty lazy to me.

>>28496325
Sounds like something a retard would say.

>>28496331
Yes, using the excuse of gas lines is retarded.

>>28496333
What a waste of digits. You can't hook up a motor to a battery directly even in a $200 RC car.

>>28496319
Part time AWD systems are fucking ubiquitous. How little do e-fags know about cars?

>>28496200
The “point” such as it is , was to make a compliance car to meet stupid “save the planet” emissions targets.
What would be the point of adding motors to the front? The 911 has never had traction problems and while the awd system is mainly there to save overzealous owners, it’s not really needed in the same way it is for a front engine car. But hybrid especially seems like a lot of complexity and more shit to break down the line. Not a fan.

>>28496150
You ride the bus