>I just started life in a quiet small town and have plenty of assets, from now on my daily driver shall be a Hellcat with a modified extra loud exhaust system. I think Ill drive it every night at 3 am too. And blast eastern european bass boosted underground rap.

>does donuts in middle of road

Don't tell me people have caught on to midwestmaxxxing as the alternative to retiring in southeast asia

>>28493911
the midwest is a fucking shithole. worst time of my life was living there

>>28494453
never been there but trvke

Me but scatpack

>calls police, again

>>28493524 (OP)
You’ll fit right in. Rural Midwest is the ghetto for white people.

dumb thread but what is that beard style called? It looks like a 2 but thick?

>>28493524 (OP)
You cannot compete with the scooterchads.
https://youtu.be/FF6LeEypyCo

>>28495409
>wearing his called the police again award

>>28498924
Its a regular quarter an inch trim on a person with a very strong jawline and high t(density+coverage). Theres no secret to it.

>>28493911
Some people retire in Mexico.