I'm a wrenchlet because my car works

i just changed my oil today and somehow lost my entire fucking phone. what a disaster. lost my wrenchlet virginity, though.

>>28495392 (OP)
my car works because im wrench maxxxing

>>28495500
This, my car would've been deemed "not economically viable to repair" if I hadn't bought it and worked on it myself

>>28495392 (OP)
youre a wrenchlet because your father was a failure

>>28495392 (OP)
I'm a wrenchlet only far as recharging my AC goes. I suppose I would be if I weren't frail.

>>28495514
Mine is 22, and will probably last another t0. It's mostly a matter of selection of durable models in good condition.

>>28495392 (OP)
>Ayo *smacks lips* dis repair gon cost you about five bandz

>>28495897
>mah names hank I wike twucks, beew, an giwws. I wive in a twaiwew pawk south of Dawwas and I wove going to the shooting wange

>>28495392 (OP)
This. i just enjoy my warranty.
>>28495400
huh? as in it got covered with oil and now it doesnt work?

>>28495392 (OP)
I, too, admitted I was a stupid nigger today.

>>28495977
>huh? as in it got covered with oil and now it doesnt work?
like i walked to the auto parts store to get a tool with my phone in hand. THOUGHT i placed it in my pocket, but it wasn't in my pocket when i reached for it. i keep looking through my car in vein hoping its there. i would lose the fucking phone just before the 4th of July. i can't door dash, and holidays pay big with door dash as everyone ordering a shit ton of overpriced food.

shit sucks.

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I'm a wrenchlet because I have no place to leave my car for weeks while I work on it.

>>28495586
Mine is 19 now, great condition but it had a clutch that was on the way out when I bought it and the official procedure for swapping that out calls for dropping the subframe so getting a shop to do it means the repair exceeds the value of the car
Did it myself with a couple of bros for less than half that money, along with a bunch of other small "while you're in there" shit, and now it's perfect again

>https://www.motor1.com/news/764681/husband-sends-wife-oil-change/
Shit like this makes me glad of two things.
(1) I do my own oil changes
(2) I'm not married

>>28495392 (OP)
Based OP, don't let these wrenchies put your car on blocks for several months like they do.

>>28495392 (OP)
But did you know that prevention is better than cure ? (You guess what I mean).

I spent 4 hours getting sunburned in a gravelly parking lot mostly replacing a solenoid module to address a hard 1-2 shift. It no longer shifts to 2nd at all and goes into a kind of transmission limp mode now where it clunks into 3rd and stays there, but at least I rotated the tires and checked the brakes while it was off the ground so that's nice.
First time in almost 17 years of ownership that a service I've done has failed, feels bad man but at least the car is drivable so I can can crawl to my local mechanic like a toddler waking you up at 3 am because they shit themselves.

>>28496075
damn how do you lose even your phone

>>28496075
>with my phone in hand

Well, that's the problem right there.