>get vanity plate
>IRUNHAHA
>cops light me up at least once a week now
I just wanted to make a little joke…

>>28495699 (OP)
Have you tried not being a stupid fucking asshole?

>>28495719
Bootlicker detected

>>28495699 (OP)
They can't pull you over without probable cause. A license plate isn't probably cause.

>>28495905
>police
>actually following protocol
kek next you'll tell me they don't shoot white people

>>28495953
There's people called lawyers that prevent police from harassing white people.

>>28495974
>This is what Americans call civilization

>>28495905
Oh ok I guess they just won't pull him over then

>>28495974
>He still thinks legal precedent even works anymore

>>28495986
>He doesn't know that laws don't apply to you if you pay enough money

>>28495699 (OP)
>today i will aggrevate the authorities who are known for their sense of humor

>>28495902
>NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL OUT NIGGER BEHAVIOR REEEEEEE

>>28495980
Yes, this is literally what it means to be civilized. In an uncivilized society, you pay the money directly to the officer.

>>28495699 (OP)
>lollmao ill sure bamboozle the authorities with my melanin enriched jokes

>>28495699 (OP)
You're not supposed to get an actual registered vanity plate, you're supposed to get a fake plate.

>>28495991
It's not even that. He's trolling the cops and they're trolling him back. As a prank.

>>28495993
Bro you don't gotta bury french people like that man not cool.

>>28495699 (OP)
>makes himself a target
>complains when he becomes a target

>>28495905
I got pulled over without real probable cause last weekend. Cop legit lied about my speed and said he was pacing me at 6mph over. There was no ticket of course because when you watch a cop pull a u-turn behind you, one typically ensures they’re doing the speed limit exactly, and there’s no time to pace you when they are behind you for 10-15sec before the lights go on.

Of course there was no ticket, just 3 sheriff’s cars behind me because they didn’t pull me over for speeding. Plates were good, insurance was good, license it good, they ran it and didn’t think bringing the k-9 to search my car was worth the time and sent me on my way.

If they think they’re going to get something else on you, they don’t care about having a legit reason to stop you.

>>28495699 (OP)
knegg ;)

>>28496113
>get pulled over for "sobriety check"
>They are pulling over everyone who goes through main street
>checks my license for five minutes, probably trying to decide how to deal with me due to my record, then takes out the alcometer
>I take the test and get sent on my way

>>28495699 (OP)
Spergtards do not understand humor so stop trying.

>>28496113
Are you brown or something?
I've had cops pull a u turn behind me and follow me as I was going a steady 12mph over the limit for a few miles until he let off and pulled another u turn.
I didn't let off and I kept doing what I was doing.

>>28495699 (OP)
Post hand.