You didn't buy a fat car, did you?

Coming down an open straight, saw a boomer heading the other way driving a pristine red C8 convertible... at 20MPH. Showed him what 90 looks like.

That Corvette's so wide it must be on the edge of requiring clearance lights.

Fat? Hell yeah.

>>28497605 (OP)
>Showed him what 90 looks like.
from the opposite direction?

>>28497644
Yeah. Came around a corner at 50, saw him, thought about it for a second before punching it and topping out in 3rd as I went by.

>>28497605 (OP)
And? Probably didn’t think anything of your dumbass.

>>28497605 (OP)
Hell yeah I did.
Much like that evening I bought your mom that big fat ass is the reason why.

This is the /o/ version of avatarfagging and it being the poster's own car makes it so much worse. Join the 41%, OP

>>28497605 (OP)
Probably one of the gayest posts i've seen on /o/ to date

>>28497605 (OP)
The type of boomer your talking about drives slow around town and fast when nobody is around. If more car enthusiasts did this it would smother jealous people and hold back excessive government regulations.

>>28497605 (OP)
How embaaarrassing, OP.

>>28497677
Nobody drives fast in a Corvette.
Altima drivers have more balls than Corvette owners.

>>28497677
Your average enthusiast is nothing more than a hooligan. You see it here too. Pathetic.

>>28497605 (OP)
That boomer didn't give a fuck about you at all mate. Didn't think about you at all or your arab chariot.

>>28497701
It's a consequence of more brown people having internet access

>>28497605 (OP)
This is the equivalent of a diesel truck revving at a random gasser

Last C8 driver I saw looked like pic related who wouldn't have heard shit from OP's car.

>>28497721
The car isn't very loud. I like it. Tooling around at 3-4k in 3rd without making a lot of noise is nice.
People do notice the zoom zoom though.

>>28497694
I'm in no hurry.

>>28497773
Did you just wake up from your 6PM nap in front of the TV, gramps?

>>28497866
Did crashing knock your brain out of order or something?

>>28497866
I like it.

>>28497866
nice civic bro the bmw bumper conversion looks really clean too

>>28497892
>Civic
>RWD shooting brake
Apples and Mangoes.

>>28497866
Naah, I've just nothing to prove to some random little clown shoe. Big blocks are thirsty.

>>28497605 (OP)
>encounter a faster car on the road
>decides to floor it on impulse
You drive an Asian car, don't you?