>Mirage
dead
>Spark
dead
>Fit
dead
>Veloster
dead
>Versa
dying
What's next on the chopping block after the Versa gets discontinued?

>>28499366 (OP)
There are no more sub-compacts. It's literally over for burgers.

>>28499366 (OP)
Why would you buy a tiny and useless cuckbox when you can get a larger and more practical cuckbox for a couple bucks a month more?

>>28499592
To be able to use it for what tiny cuckboxes exist for.

>>28499615
driving the zippy little car in the twisties while your wife spends time with the bvll?

>>28499643
I'm homosexual. The bvll is mine.

>>28499615
What the fuck DO they exist for? In the city you don't need a car and they suck outside the city because they're slow and uncomfortable at speed.

>>28499651
nope. the bvll will make you beg but you will never have it

>>28499562
subcompacts are a dying breed everywhere not just the US,modern "compacts" are as big or even bigger than 90s SUVs

holy samefag thread lol

>>28499366 (OP)
sedans. soon you will only be able to buy crossovers

>>28499366 (OP)
>next on the chopping block
Well sedans in general, but you knew that. The real shocker will be midsize trucks, those will become shitover-based FWD unibodies. Then they will come for the half-ton, and possibly more. YOu see what happened to work vans? Those things were designed, built, and spec'd with pride back in the day, now they're shitslabs mostly built by fucking FIAT with infinity electrical gremlins and hideously underpowered engines as your main selling points. Despite this they have a tow rating of 7000+ lbs. So yes, they will absofuckinglutely come for your half, 3/4, and 1-tons

>in the future everything will be like my mom's car
I'm moving to NYC so I never have to drive again.

>>28499834
>subway doesn't go everywhere thanks to canceled expansions
>infested with the 13%
>express trains are no faster than locals
>buses still fucking slow despite the constant pandering by NYCDOT
Fuck off. We are full.

>>28499366 (OP)
For me, it's the Suzuki Swift.

>>28499366 (OP)
>Friend finds cuckbox 2006 Honda Fit in Phoenix, AZ
>Only wants it because it has some ugly ass JDM body kit
>Drive 15 hours in a cramped Honda Accord coup with 3 other lardass friends
>Car turns out to be a piece of junk and the dealership won't even negotiate the price down (thing was 6k btw)
>Didn't buy it (of course) and drove back defeated
Honda fans has some sort of brain parasite because there's no other explanation for why people like these horrible vehicles.

>>28499366 (OP)
the fleet emission restrictions are over (still there, but there are no penalties anymore) so there is a good chance that some brand sends over a cheap subcompact just to fill the niche.
Will take a couple of years though, my money would be on rebadged stellantis slop

>>28499917
Zohran Mamdani is going to turn your city into the next Red Vienna, and I'm going to be one of the first tenants to move into the newly built Karl Marx Houses on the Lower East Side.

>>28499927
Golf

>>28499936
My fit has been good to me.

>>28499936
I give head pats to my lil fit. He a cutie pie.

can't believe shitboxes with multiple horsepower couldn't cut it in the US

>>28499366 (OP)
>What's next on the chopping block after the Versa gets discontinued?
As far as I know the Mirage is still being sold. Hyundai has vehicles in that size segment, which would be the Venue and the Kona. The Venue is actually really small, but the Kona offers AWD.

In the US, your two subcompact options are the Mirage and the Venue. Moving up drives into the compact segment.

>>28499592
>more practical cuckbox for a couple bucks a month more?
If you're poor and a wrenchlet, these cars work, because they come with warranties and the few thousand dollars in price plus an unfavorable APR adds up really fucking fast.

The used market offers an opportunity to buy in cheaper but these days people have treated them as a speculative asset and they still charge too much money for mega miles.

>>28499927
I miss the old Swift styling.

Micra
Aygo

>>28499956
Golf is not B-segment.

>>28499366 (OP)
If you're lucky, Kia might bring the mighty Picanto to the USA.

>>28499366 (OP)
mazda 3 is going strong.

>>28500270
>Kia might bring the mighty Picanto to the USA.
Americans cannot handle the amphibious power of the Picanto. Unfortunately, it's not buoyant enough to keep the average American afloat.

>>28500361
Pity, it's the cheapest car in Oz right now. Cheaper than the Chinese CVT shite. Would take up where the Mirage left off. I like the green manual.

>>28499366 (OP)
Did the mirage die? I still see new ones at my local Mitsubishi/Mazda Dealer.

>>28501616
It's supposed to be discontinued for 2025. Maybe dealers have stocked up on 2024 models

>>28501620
Why would they even discontinue it? I see tons of them zipping around, grandmas driving them, still the cheapest rental option at the enterprise. Fleet sales alone have to make it a huge money maker. It's the car I've rented the most, and I don't hate it.

>>28500058
Me too, although the new one is not horrible.

>>28499927
Only the swift sport is better than the Fit. Fit hybrid is better than the MHEV and 3 cylinder junk that swift now is.

>>28501613
They're too expensive. For the same money, my dad got a civic with a 1.8 a few years ago.

>>28503706
Pico is less than half the price of a Civic in Oz. Civic is a better car though, but it's $10K more than a Corolla or Mazda3, and it's not that good.

>>28503786
Why are cars in Oz so cheap? A base model Picanto is over £16k in Bongland or roughly $32k Kangaroo bucks. Base Civic is £36k.

>>28499366 (OP)
repeal the light truck laws

>>28499562
>There are no more sub-compacts. It's literally over for burgers.
Americans have actually re-classified the system. The HR-V is considered a sub-compact SUV and the CR-V a compact SUV.

>>28499562
Those cars suck though. Don't ever compare them to glorious cheeseburgers
>>28499643
None of those cars are zippy though they're all slow as fuck
>>28499690
They're for girls

>>28501643
Because it's quite possibly the worst car ever

>>28506171
And both of those are gay as shit. What compels a "heterosexual" male to purchase one is completely beyond me