Why are they the Booze Cruiser's Chariot of Choice?

>In fact, the study has a big, bold subhead that reads, "Tesla has worst drivers."

>According to the numbers, Teslas can claim 36.94 incidents such as accidents and tickets per 1,000 drivers. In case you needed more fuel to dislike certain brands, second place is Ram at 33.92 per 1,000 incidents. Third place goes to Subaru with 32.85 per 1,000 incidents.

>Oh, and Ram owners, don't wipe the sweat from your brow just yet. Tesla may take home the gold nationally, but if we look at the stats by state, you're putting up some good numbers, and have the worst drivers in 16 of the 50 states. (Tesla leads in just nine.) In New Jersey, Rams have an astounding 74.2 incidents per 1,000 drivers.
https://autos.yahoo.com/articles/3-car-brands-show-most-190500708.html

>>28499401
Idc about accidents and all that brother, why are 8 lugger ram drivers beveraged?

>>28499401
>You just by a driving got passed soldier a hemi

>>28499394 (OP)
This might be a contributing factor, they're very popular in the Southwest (AZ and NM) which are the DUI capitols of the country because of all the natives and white trash. If someone has a truck out here it's always an old beat up Ram.

>Imagine being a traffic cop
>Which cars do you feel the least bad and least scared of pulling over?
The ones stereotypically driven by single white men.

Dodge, Ram, Jeep, Chrysler will finance to ANYONE

>>28499732
this is pretty much it,otherwise the most stereotypical nogmobiles would dominate the list

>>28499394 (OP)
>BMW
>Audi
>Subaru
lmao

>>28499716
Can confirm. Every third vehicle in rural AZ/NM is a Ram and you can watch people openly drinking beers while driving.

>>28499739
Nogs get intent to distribute charges, not DUIs.

>>28499394 (OP)
Audi gang!!!!

Based truckchuds

>Dakota
>Ranger
>S-10
Gut says nearly all of them are hispanic manual laborers

>>28499394 (OP)
Here's the updated 2024 stat.

>>28500064
Changes
>drinking is waaay down from the past
>old school dui chariots are astros, blazers, and broncos
>late model dui chariots are usually gm trash that they couldn't export to china (they love buick)
>angery pacifica minivan owner, may or may not be single mother

>>28499803
>redeemed
He will reincarnate back to India, all because he decided to try to exercise being Indian in the one country that punishes it.

>>28499407
Can't be a tradesman without a DUI, it's the law or something.

>>28500064
>>28503500
>can't be a tradesman without a DUI
>trugg DUIs are down
>trades experiencing a record labor shortage
I'm nooooooticing