Nissan Altima

>>28501284 (OP)
You can ride around on my face.

Is that what they think they look like

>>28501380
Like in Death Proof?

>>28501385
Great movie. Kurt Russell, as always, is a badass.

>>28501284 (OP)
Easy as hell to pick up Latinas in a modified Bronco.

>>28501284 (OP)
>What cars are best suited for Latina women?
Back in the day, it was crown vic.
Basically anything with red and blue party lights.

>>28501284 (OP)
>What cars are best suited for Latina women?

They are all whores, anything will do. She is not on birth control.

>>28501432
>t. cheated on then death threatened by latina probably
kek when will y'all niggas learn bro theres a reason that outta all races them brown niggas the only ones that don't give no fucks about other dudes doing the dirty deed to they're woman cuh.

>>28501451
In English, please.

Poor pilot leaf can't even post a pepe or write "femanon here" anymore because he just gets instapatrolled by the jangods

>>28501284 (OP)
Trucks. F-150+. Unless she’s a Chebby girl, then you want a Silverado or Tahoe. Toyota 4-Runner is good if you want a Venezuelan or Colombian grill.

Trust me on this one. I got experience here. I’m a Ford man with a Latina who likes GMs.

>>28501380
If "she" is really a female and Latina, she's probably 250 pounds, 5'3 with 4 kids and 5 daddy's.

>>28501383
that image was probably made by a man

>>28501557
You need to meet some non-Mexicans and Central Americans.

The South American girls are mostly so fine. Venezuelans, Colombians, Argentinians, so good. Brazilians are decent too but they seem like the Puerto Ricans of South America, a little trashy.

>>28501562
I've spent several years in many Latin American countries including what you've posted. They are all trashy. But Colombians got ass to negate any drama they'll bring to the relationship.

>>28501284 (OP)
Merry maids cleaning vehicle

>>28501295
Fpbp

>>28501284 (OP)
Honda Fit with limo tints and a rosary on the rearview mirror

>>28501569
>Colombians got ass to negate any drama
I’m not sure if it negates the drama, but it will definitely make you put up with way too much drama to keep that ass around. The Passion!

Fiat Uno automatic

>>28501451
Moreso referring to them being easy and begging me to take the condom off.

>>28501284 (OP)
I can only imagine a suv.

and a small thicc latina inside peering over the steering wheel.

bobbing her cute head to some reggetton.

the suv is also poorly maintained and has fast food wrappers inside and smells like sex.

and her little dog is there too, equally angry and vocal, easy to provoke.

she also has sunglassess and is angry at everyone on the road despite being least knowlegable of the road rules.

tires are due for change

one side is keyed (by other latina who thought this latina took her bf, it was a mistake tho)

car is named Juanito or something

whole make up kit is inside

of course a big cross is hanging from rearview mirror

there are always 2+ kinds of "frangrancers" inside the car, one at the vent and one somewhere else
some are older than 5 months

dog doesnt like em and sneezes a lot, but she hasnt made that connection yet and think her Pablito has allergies

driver seat has some funky seat cover that was grandmas gift when she started driving

she never opens the trunk

there are no stuffed animals inside

bumper sticker exists but I cant make it out fully, probably previous owner (bought the car from her ex)

>>28501284 (OP)
Pickup trucks, classics, or SUV's like Escalades or QX80s. Latinas just love soul so if your car has soul, its a cheatcode to enter that asshole.
Remember to assfuck your latinas well and often, its the only way to keep their insane attitude and bullshit in check.

>>28501915
Fuck off Ethan

>>28501284 (OP)
A bike with I am all of me blasting.

>>28502105
Ethan is a supertrucker with a pudgy blonde bitch.

>>28501284 (OP)
73 Continental has served me well in that regard. I imagine any of the executive coupes would do

>>28501284 (OP)
350z

>>28501284 (OP)
My cock identifies as an automobile.

What's the appeal of latinas?

>>28502177
Crazy women make good lovers, and men who can't get any otherwise don't really see an issue with their crazy possessiveness

>>28502181
White girls always remind me of my sister. Latinas are more fun. The Passion!

>>28501284 (OP)
2001 Toyota Avalon

>>28502105
That's mikeyboy

>>28502186
By the gods I love cute white chicks

>>28501383
>>28501558
It's simply the stock femjak face shooped to look latina.

wrx

>>28502177
Toxic lovers that are hot in their late teens-mid twenties before transforming into tortas

>>28505094
huwyte "women" are becumming like this too tho

got me all depressed bruh, ain't no mo' wimminz worf striving fo'

wat da point of lyfe?

>>28504674
>2001 Toyota Avalon
Kek I'm a beaner and my sister's first car was an early 2000s Toyota Avalon. She drove it for like 20 years and finally sold it this year with like 325k on the odometer. It was built like a tank. Only reason she sold it was because her white husband offered to buy her a new car.

>>28506641
does it make you mad that your sister prefers white men over short smelly beaners like you and your dad

>>28507004
he's a polack, so he barely counts as white

I referred to a friend as a “female latinx” during a college presentation and everyone in the room gave an identical look of horror but no one said anything or tried to chastise me, its the greatest slur of all time, it just stunlocks people.

>>28507004
he's a beta provider like all good lil wybois
imagine having a wife who isn't financially independent lmao

>>28501562
You wink at a south american and shes in your bed
That also means that anyone winks at your sounth american and she's in his bed

>>28502177
No way I'd ever let myself get into that situation, but if I ever did then I'd probably have a massive dripping erection.

>>28501951

Very good.

It used to be used minivans 10 years ago.

>>28502181

>Crazy women make good lovers

I find that to be a 50/50