>be me
>pull into subaru dealership in my 2023 ascent touring
>hi
>hi(mixed race globina sitting on the bench with castizo boyfriend), Do you know what you're looking for?
>Uhm...I was hoping to see a Solterra in the showroom
>ohh okay okay come over here...
>sigh
>alrite alrite I don't have one here let me bring one around
>Yeah I see you have touring onyx I saw on the website I just want to drive it around the parking lot
>yeah okay
>brings car around, I test drive
>yeah you know this would be just the second car for day trips, we want to keep the Ascent for weekends or longer drives
>I know this one is a little bit more than the $299 listed on the website. I know the deal is $0 down, 36 months, I just want a quote and I can make a decision later this week
>park, go inside
>okay I need your drivers license
>oh do you just need my name, I just need the quote
>I need to scan your driver's license to put you in the system
>oh we don't need to create a profile right now I just need a quote
>I can't give you a quote if I don't put you in the system
>OKAY I WILL DO IT ONLINE I WILL DO IT ONLINE

They work the desk. They didn't make the software or the rules. If their boss says you need a profile and the software requires your license what are they going to do about it?

>>28502869 (OP)
>I am 38 years old father of two
the rest of your story is fine and all... but can you tell me about your lolis? or are they both shotas.

>>28502881
its because of people like you that I teach my children that monsters are real and they look like people

>>28502888
I would never hurt lolis, i love them.

>>28502869 (OP)
>ESL tries to greentext his story

>>28502895
Yes but 99% of society would love to hurt you and kill you, labelling you for what you are so your parents and everyone you once knew will know forever that you deserved it.

>>28502908
never wrote a sentence in another language other than English

>>28502869 (OP)
>castizo boyfriend
pablo, you're all goblins to us.

>>28502922
>hi(mixed race globina sitting on the bench with castizo boyfriend), Do you know what you're looking for?
If this is how you attribute dialog, your high school English teachers failed you.

>>28502932
Nigger I've written academic research papers and literary criticism and philosophy papers you have no idea who you are talking to. If there's some green text MLA formatting I am not aware of. I usually write the story and have the AI green text it for me and yeah I thought the point of green text is to not follow grammatical rules but rather post stream of consciousness without any rules but apparently you're the keeper of the standard.
get a life loser

>>28502932
>dialog

>>28502869 (OP)
Why did you not just give them your license? The fact that they let you test drive without verifying your license is baffling. I've never been to a dealer that didn't verify my license beforehand.

>>28502939
sneed

>>28502922
You shouldnt admit that

>>28502869 (OP)
autistic sperg alert

>>28502939
Do you really think any of that means you're not an abject retard?

>>28502908
Yeah non-muttmerican here
I couldn't make fuck all sense of this spanglish shit

>>28502939
>Nigger I've written academic research papers and literary criticism and philosophy papers you have no idea who you are talking to.
Someone who has never heard of the oxford comma, apparently.

>>28502939
>I usually write the story and have the AI green text it for me
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

I'll be the only actual human being in the thread, OP

You did the right thing by refusing.
Every company everywhere wants you to have a profile, use an app, be signed up. They sell people's use data for easy profit. It's embarassing the hoops we're being made to jump through to save a dollar while at the same time being sold for a dollar.

>>28502869 (OP)
>Find car at overpriced dealer in a good part of town
>Go test drive
>Cast net wide online with a burner number / email
>Figure out fair price
>Weed out shit dealerships based on their inability to answer basic questions like "What's the OTD price"
>Settle on dealership and do business

>>28503512
Yes, absolutely. But getting mad at the people working the dealership counter isn't sensible.

>>28502869 (OP)
>"I just want x, I don't want to deal with car dealership nonsense"
Okay anon, that is perfectly understandable. A lot of people feel that way. You can go online to the manufacturers website and order one and pay sticker.
>"well no, like, I don't want to pay sticker. I just want x and then y, for you to answer my questions z, a, b and also c"
Okay anon, well as you may be aware, I receive no hourly wage or salary. I am only paid by the dealership in the sense that we profit share when I sell cars. Time is money for me in a way it is not at your clock in clock out job. This is also the way my bosses (who feel the same way) are paid.

In order for me to commit my time to addressing your needs (and not other customers), I want some basic proof that you're actually a customer and not just some bored window-shopping faggot here to waste my time on your day off, little things like giving me your phone number and email.

If you're actually buying a car at some point in the future (NOT TODAY!), this should be something you want to do. You would presumably want to negotiate with someone once you have seen all the cars you are considering, no?
>"No, I'll just come back."
I understand that might be what works for you anon, but if you come back on a day I'm not here or busty as is usually the case, I will not be compensated at all. Do you work for free? No? Then why should I?

Also I need to scan your license for insurance reasons before you can drive it.
>"NO! NO! I WONT DO IT I WONT! JUST GIVE ME NUMBERS THEN"
okay anon, 14, 45, 88, 298, 3.14 . you have your numbers, have a good rest of your day off.

>>28502939
Using AI for 4chins, you lost esl kun.

>>28503064
I know about the Oxford comma. I choose ignore things like. I choose to adopt a style and manner that is convenient not strict. This is the essence of natural communication and in informal space such as this.

>>28502939
>being married with children
>still shit-posting on fucking 4chan of all places calling anons >Nigger
>calling anyone else "loser"
I'd be ashamed if you were my dad dude.

>>28503512
thanks.
i left a decent tip for the test drive, but i'm not going back.

>>28504265
Oh little zoomlet. You never leave here.

>>28502881
Kek