>I have more than two young children and a lot of stuff and I want to bring it all on long road trips in comfort, with modern tech and a modern engine
found the perfect van

>>28508524 (OP)
now that i'm older i appreciate that van that was in the miami vice movie (that sucked)
the main villain dealer and his whore g/f first meet sonny and tubbs in this luxuriously tricked out van. wouldn't mind being chauffered around in that now that i'm old af

>>28508553
never seen the movie
miami is an interesting place, lots of local color

>>28508524 (OP)
I drove one of these for about 2 years; company installed a desk in the back but it had the 6' tall ceiling. I took it camping and parked on the beach. They're about as big as a california studio apartment inside. Some guys put beds in theirs, some guys hauled motorcycles and ATVs (at the same time)

Well sure but if you're going to sleep it it, you don't want that many windows.

>>28508733
You stay in airbnbs. The van is for your gear and to ferry your large family.

Based van apparition thread

Tell me more about your sex van anon

>>28509043
I haven't had sex in it yet but im working on it
(no I'm not)

>I want all that with 20+ years of platform parts availability and without a pointless fagover configuration

>>28508822
is this the fabled ghost van?

>>28508760
>Airbnb
>Large family
Not realistic. Max occupancy is set by room size automatically and the mansions you'd need to rent in order to bring 5 or more kids with you automatically make it unaffordable.

Always thought this or a Mercedes Sprinter would make a great RV.

>>28509354
>Max occupancy is set by room size automatically
Then just don't tell them, Catholic Strategy Gus!

>>28509104
Chevy is unironically unfathomably based for recognizing this is a work van being bought by guys who want to use it for work and just leaving the entire design alone for like 15 years. More manufacturers need that 1 "this is for work, its ugly but tough" vehicle that doesn't meaningfully change for like a decade. I'm 100% convinced every refresh that gives trucks a gay little facelift or dashboard change is simply to charge more year over year.

>>28508524 (OP)
Transit Vans are exceptionally based. Saw one on the lot that someone had optioned with leather seats kek

>>28508524 (OP)
That's a commercial/work vehicle. Not a family daily vehicle. Could you imagine the faggot that drops the kids off at school, takes them to baseball games and grocery shopping in this retarded shit lmao.

>>28509406
Looks pretty fuckin nice to me. What else would you do if you had more than 5 kids? Only have 1 so far myself and only plan on 2-3 total, but this is kind of your next option if you need to seat more than 7 or 8.

>>28509433
>Looks pretty fuckin nice to me
It looks like an airport transport van/special needs van/plumber van. Because it is.
>what if they have 6+ kids
Anon, nobody has 6+ kids. And yes, if you in fact absolutely needed to seat 9 people constantly, you would buy a transit or express or some shit.

>>28508524 (OP)
>ecoboom V6 transit
kek, I grew up riding around in high top conversion vans and nobody wants that piece of European garbage that looks like something you just picked up off the Hertz lot.

>>28509462
>Anon, nobody has 6+ kids
I'm about to. It's a pretty big flex ngl no one can hide the seethe. If you're early in your career I recommend not mentioning it though as people will straight up sabotage you in spite.

>>28509462
>he doesn’t know about mormons and catholics

>>28509476
I'm happy for you, anon. Based huge family enjoyer.

>>28509489
Only ~3% of families have 6 or more kids.

>>28509354
There are plenty of affordable 3-4 bdrm airbnbs that give you more space than 2 motel rooms and a full kitchen and laundry.

>>28509365
Most places are flexible - its about ya know how many beds there are - but you just have to be honest and tell them cu airbnb hosts are a crazy breed and watch you like a hawk sometimes.

>>28509660
Yeah. What sucks is it isn't room limited it's bathroom limited in many cases. Like I said it's not up to the renter. I rent air bnbs all the time and rented my own property on there.

>>28509913
Um they have larger houses.

>>28509469
it looks nice to me

>>28509462
>4x girl dad
This nigga could drive a Ferrari Enzo and I wouldn't be jealous of him

>>28508524 (OP)
>Have 13 children? Buy a 5-row van.
>Have 10 children? Buy a 4-row van.
>Have 6 children? Buy a 3-row minivan.
>Have 3 children? Buy a 2-row hatchback.
>Have 0 children? Sorry, we don't sell 1-row minicars. You'll have to settle for a 2-row hatchback.
This makes me seethe.

>>28510956
dumbass incel we have long established the 86 and the miata (for homosexuals) fills this role

>>28510960
I'm a flamboyant homosexual and the Miata holds no appeal to me. Underpowered, impractical, antiquated, meh.

>>28510960
>Have 0 children? Sorry, we don't sell 1-row efficient minicars. You'll have to settle for a 1-row inefficient sports car.

>>28509128
I don't get the reference

>>28511140
Anon meant to type "appreciation", but he accidentally typed "apparition", which is a synonym of "ghost".