To avoid unnecessary blogpost
tl;dr I find myself again without responsibility, living in a Euro city, but now with 2 extra of decades in age and money to burn
I want a fun 3 door that can climb over curbs with ease and deal with shitty pothole roads, but is not an eggshit CUV.
What buy?
>inb4 ridicule and insults
Please do, you will probably be able to guess my stereotype with 90+% accuracy.

>>28509715 (OP)
3 door G Wagon or Defender with a diesel
I don't know if you get those obscure 3-door Land Cruisers either, but those too.

>>28509715 (OP)
i mean....you could make worse decisions than a 911 dakar (even if its a dakar lookalike) and there are a few companies that make them on cheaper chassis.
I would also say a fucking FUN vehicle to have and would be both more exotic and less expensive is a pajero evo, or any kind of semi-prepped older WRX/Evo.

>>28509720
Considering, it's a bit too agricultural, and that's the environment I'm coming from. Wanting a break.
>>28509730
Oh man, I had the old one when I did this in my 20s. It was excellent city car. Just slow. I want to drive like a retard also, there will be literally no consequences for me if I do this now.
>>28509750
Kino, haven't seen one in the wild for over 15 years. Not that they were ever common.
>>28509757
I think I need to meditate on letting myself go full retard and burn 250k on a meme car.
>mmmmm savings are gay mmmmm savings are gay mmmmmm you have no responsibilities for the rest of your life mmmmmmm you already fucked up, what's the worst that can happen now mmmmmmm

>>28509715 (OP)
lifted porch 944
or an f150

>>28509767
>I think I need to meditate on letting myself go full retard and burn 250k on a meme car.
nah i get you, they're stupidly overpriced and I would never recommend getting one now. But there are much cheaper knock-offs out there that would be fun and still cool.
hence pajero.

>>28509715 (OP)
Divorced I suppose?

>>28509829
accepted that the game is rigged and bravely ran away, savings gifted to a friend in a different country who gracefully invested in my new foreign llc!