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>Be me
>Am a penguin
>Lose power driving on the interstate
>Limp my car to the local park and ride
>Call for tow
>6 hours later, get towed to shop in area
>Shop owner says come back in about a hour for diagnosis.
>Take walk around strange town
>It's hot
>Get ice cream
>Am a penguin
>Hard to hold ice cream, get it all over beak
Oh shidd, hour almost up
>Waddle back to shop
>Mechanic sees me
>Says it looks like I blew a seal
"No it's just ice cream"
>...
>Turns out the piston bearing broke off and shot the rad through the block
>Had to replace the whole engine