Give me one (1) good reason why you don't own a COUPE

so I can stuff my dog in the back seat

I hike innawoods and have a medical disorder requiring me to carry 6+ gallons of water with me and a cooler full of ice as well as my stuff and my hiking gear and clothes and a pillow and a blanket cuz cheap airbnb linens are trash.
Believe me, I love coupes, but most manufacturers half ass them and don't try to make them nice or practical but instead design them for niggers trying to show off

>>28512447 (OP)
Because I own more than one

I’m a family man so no chally (yet)

>>28512467
I have the same medical condition

>>28512467
My coupe could fit all that easily.

>>28512472
wait really you drink gallons of iced water everyday and get thirsty after 4 minutes of no water?

>>28512473
I carry a lot of stuff man plus I collect art - souvenirs
paintings, glassware, lathed wooden bowls, functional ceramic pieces

>>28512447 (OP)
No suicide doors.

I do, but its ugly, slow, and gay, so I'm not allowed to post about it.

>>28512447 (OP)
I own 2.

I traded mine in for a faster sedan in a better color

>>28512447 (OP)
I'd rather purchase yet another motorcycle.

>>28512447 (OP)
But I have 4 of them.

>>28512447 (OP)
There were some coupes on the list of cars I was looking for, but I came across a (nearly) perfect Twingo first.

>>28512447 (OP)
Because I own a roadster and Spyder instead.

But anon, I do own a coupe

>>28512477
Are you niggers constantly sweating like a fatlus enjoyer on his PlayStation?

>>28512447 (OP)

A hatch is much higher on my list

>>28512447 (OP)
If a regular cab truck counts as a coupe, I have four.

>>28512447 (OP)
My truck has two doors and four seats

the is a car a europoor like me will never own because the government will cuck you will all the taxes.
And yet every american seem to own them.

>>28512447 (OP)
>>28517967

>Give me one (1) good reason why you don't own a COUPE


You cant have sex at the back. Too small.

>>28517968
>at the back
ESL detected opinion rejected

>>28512447 (OP)
four doors more whores

>>28512447 (OP)
Giulia didn't come in one. Would have bought a Giorgio platform convertible in a split second if they had made one

>>28515253
Yes, I bring up to 4 t-shirts on a long hike and I can sweat through one easily in half a mile of walking. I bring two whole shopping bags of clean tshirts on longer trips.

>>28512467
sounds like you need an old highway patrol car

>>28515253
After a day of work you could wring my shirt out and fill a beer mug

>>28518005
>>28518012
>>28515253
>>28512477
could you stop talking about your disgusting condition for fucks sake

>>28518012
i would like to drink it please

My previous 2 cars were coupes. My current one is not. It just worked out that way. The number of doors was never really a sticking point to me one way or the other. I like coupes but I've enjoyed having the rear set of doors as well. It's nice to be able to drive people around again.

>>28512447 (OP)
Heh, but I do, fellow coupe brother. :^)

I do own a coupe

>>28515250
No, no, no…you’re doing it wrong. The rx7 should be green and the merc should be red.

Car seat doesn’t fit in the back of a sedan.

>>28518276
Back of a coupe*

>>28512447 (OP)

Anon you are mistaken, I do own a COUPE

>>28512447 (OP)
Because I have a roadster instead

>>28518444
Cool car, cool pic, cool digits.

>>28512484
Only a soulless design is liked by everyone.

>>28512447 (OP)
too expensive

>>28512447 (OP)
four doors for more whores (that i dont get anyway)