>>28514412 (OP)I got my picture taken with the car, and a video of me pulling the cover off it.
I wasn't intending to but the dealer just sort of starting doing it and I went along with it. I mean he used my phone only, so it's purely for me and they don't have copies so they aren't going to end up on the dealer facebook or anything, and I'm kind of glad I did so I have a memory of it now.
He lost his fake enthusiasm when the cover came off and he realised someone fucked up and did a full exterior paint protection package (and interior) on the car and he wasn't going to make any profit from the sale of this base model car with no (paid) dealer add ons lol.