Thread 28514973

*accelerates when you pass*

These trucks are way to fucking fast now its scary almost

i have that sane exact truck and i'm not that old.

Truck Derangement Syndrome thread

>>28514995
>gets doors blown off by a skyactiv turbo mom barge that weighs almost 4000lbs

>>28514990
OP is suggesting its typically boomers in chevys or dodges that drive 5-10mph under the speed limit then when you go to pass them they'll fucking floor it because they have to be #1 in that line of traffic.

>>28515109
What actually happens is they zone out, get alerted by someone passing them, and adjust their speed. It's rarely a personal attack or fighting in traffic.

>>28514973 (OP)
>Old people
>Accelerating
Huh

>>28515112
No. You are actually wrong. The number of times I've been stuck behind some grey-haired goatee fat fuck in a pickup 3.4 inches from their rear bumper only to have them audibly floor it when I go to pass in a passing zone is probably in the hundreds of times now.

You're suggesting the entire meme of boomers doing this is because they zoned out for 17 miles driving 10mph under the speed limit only to realize they could be going the speed limit when passing them on a 2 lane road is fucking retarded.

>>28515109
So why not always go fast? The second you slow down is the second you invited your self to The GAP

>>28515124
>2 lane road
>just don't slow down lulz
Are you suggesting you just phase-shift through them?

>>28515144
If you cant quickly pass a pickup truck then maybe you just need to stay the fuck back there where you belong boy.

>>28515048
> My Silverado was built for drag racing from the factory

Sour grapes much

>>28515119
you seem to be implying that your vehicle is having difficulty passing a pickup truck. may i suggest driving a faster car?

Die /n/igger

>>28515247
>>28515292
For the bicyclists on /o/, if you're on a 2-lane farm road out in a rural or semi rural area that is doing 60 and the speed limit is 65 but most people do 80 because you're in bumfuck and the sherriff doesn't hand out speeding tickets, when you don't have opposing traffic and go to pass you generally floor it. The problem as we have been discussing for several posts now is the truckholds also floor it matching accelleration because god dammit you are not allowed to go faster than them or go at your own pace.

Are you doofuses really thinking we're complaining about trucks doing retarded truck stuff on 6 lane highways?

>>28515453
Your car is a slow gay shitbox, prove me wrong, bread on hood

>>28515453
>matching accelleration
so your car loses in a race with a pickup truck even with a head start. that's sad. if i were you i'd try driving a faster car.

>>28515458
@grok put a slice of bread on the hood of this car for me

>>28515498
Larping /n/igger

>>28515718
I'm just pointing out that bread on the hood of a vehicle is not enough in the Modern Age

>>28514988
Yeah it's fucken sweet. So many people need to give up driving because of skill/confidence issues now that technology has liberated the spark of God

>>28515431
What was his problem?

>>28516057
Bread on hood was never a solid metric. People just put bread on their parents' $100k cars. AI is very easy to detect and anons would have to be desperate for attention to waste time faking something like that.