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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:31:01 PM No.28516772
maybach
maybach
md5: 7119c0512b2fa0d9f05bcde1cc0b01d6๐Ÿ”
>I paid over $125,000 for my car!
"Wow is it a Ferrari?"
>no
"Lamborghini?"
>no
"McLaren?"
>no
>"Pagani?"
>no
"Koenigsegg?"
>no
"Bugatti then?"
>no
"Rolls-Royce?"
>no
>It's actually another brand but the car itself has a lot of options and a very sporty styling in addition to it being very fast even as much as some other cars but not as much as any of the ones you listed and as a result you should do some research into how impressed you should be here is my excel spreadsheet blah blah blah
For me there are 3 car market segments:
>shitboxes
>performance
>luxury
Each are kino in their own way, however...
It's very -weird- when the performance category tries to pretend it's in the luxury category. You're not a Bentley, a Rolls-Royce, a Bugatti, etc., regardless of whatever type of performance you car has or whatever type of idiot price you paid. Even something like Mercedes-Benz is not in the "Luxury" category (yes, even the S-Class is not a "Luxury" car!), whereas Maybach would be.
Very tiresome to see poors overspend on the performance category and then clap for themselves that they just spent a lot of money. No, sadly, you have been played for a fool. Your "S-Class" is not a luxury car, it's supposed to be a performance town car. You aren't supposed to "daily" a performance car and having to select between the two is a supreme sign of a lack of wealth.
Worse, you'll have someone buy TWO performance cars. Two coupes, etc. and neither are a true racing coupe.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:33:20 PM No.28516775
>>28516772 (OP)
you ride the bus
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:33:54 PM No.28516779
>>28516772 (OP)
what car do you drive anon?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:34:42 PM No.28516781
>>28516779
I have 2 BMWs and a Rolls-Royce. So I suppose 3 BMWs.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:35:34 PM No.28516783
>>28516772 (OP)
Never understood the champagne flute meme on these cars. Or the massive trunk mounted fridges. Must be catering to rappists.
Why tf would you drink out of an open cup like that in a car?
Why sacrifice half the trunk space for a cold box thats gonna hold a stale ass bottle that gets rattled all the time?
The phone cradle is the latest funny fad.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:38:16 PM No.28516786
cullinan
cullinan
md5: 9bfb5d56cb371739ed2323966ee752b9๐Ÿ”
>>28516783
The phone cradle I dislike. and in most cases the champagne flutes are a meme.
They do the same thing with the Cullinan but most of the time the armrest stays folded up like this.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:41:02 PM No.28516792
Quit your incessant yapping you brown dog. You get raped by Porsche daily. Remember that
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:42:24 PM No.28516798
ok
ok
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>>28516792
>new money screeching
You talk like a sailor and have the same wages.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:44:26 PM No.28516802
>>28516781
No you don't lol
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:18 PM No.28516804
>>28516798
What the brown dog yappin about? RBP brown son never forget that
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:21 PM No.28516805
with pulp
with pulp
md5: 47bc85f1e94999ef35eb110c41f522f4๐Ÿ”
>>28516802
But yes, I do.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:46:53 PM No.28516810
>>28516804
You talk like a homeless person.
I can literally smell the cigarettes (cheap, newport) and coffee (gas station) through your android phone.
Go away.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:47:19 PM No.28516811
>>28516792
Son, I've never even LOOKED at an issue of The Porsche Daily newspapers are for fuckin GRANDPAS like your dad's hilariously HUGE beancounter inspired old-man-apeasing MONSTER TRUCK STILTS bmaooo
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:47:28 PM No.28516813
>>28516810
Gonna cry brown son? Recall that you get raped by Porsche daily. Contemplate the meaning.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:47:32 PM No.28516814
>>28516798
>new money
bro bmws and even more so rolls are the most new money cars on the market.
all rolls buyers are like rap singers and football players
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:48:19 PM No.28516819
>>28516804
You're godsdamn right Root Beer Purps
>>28516805
For sure me too
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:49:37 PM No.28516822
>>28516813
Ok here's $2 go away. People are trying to discuss cars.
>>28516819
>no ANON I NEED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE AND DNA FOR EVERY FUCKING THING ONLINE BEFORE I DISCUSS IT
That's tiresome as fuck. The first few times it's like "haha yeah check out my flex.", by the 450th time I don't fucking care what you think the garage is a 3m walk that I'm not taking today.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:49:38 PM No.28516823
>>28516813
How does one "cry brown son?"
And I've STILL never evem LOOKED at an issue of The Porsche Daily
newspapers are for fuckin GRANDPAS bmaooo
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:50:10 PM No.28516826
>>28516822
>>28516823
Consider the following: brown dogs get raped by Porsche daily. Never forget that
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:50:39 PM No.28516828
>>28516822
Lol for sure flyoverlet
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:50:42 PM No.28516830
>>28516826
No one reads "The Porsche Daily".
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:52:33 PM No.28516834
kek fuckin floyoverlet goywoman
kek fuckin floyoverlet goywoman
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>>28516826
What the monkey chimpin' about?
See >>28516811
Captcha: GOYMAN
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:53:32 PM No.28516837
>>28516830
>>28516834
What the brown dog yappin about?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:54:51 PM No.28516839
>>28516783
>Never understood the champagne flute meme on these cars.
It's a nice feature if you're buying the car for a high end car service business. A bride and groom leaving a wedding or someone going to a fancy event will enjoy it.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:55:13 PM No.28516842
1752098919230200s
1752098919230200s
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>>28516837
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:56:12 PM No.28516843
>>28516842
As salamu alaikum Muhammad.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:56:54 PM No.28516845
>>28516843
I don't understand ebonics
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:45:20 PM No.28516914
>>28516772 (OP)
>luxury
>big ass phone charging bed jutting out of the passenger console like a monolith of faggotry
>ipad glued to the back of the front seat
>ugly blue LED lights everywhere
lol, ok
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:51:14 PM No.28516928
>>28516786
Do they really have flat bench seats and flat backboards? Looks like a $200 ikea sofa. I mean I'm sure its softer but would it kill them to give the seat an ergonomic shape?
>>28516839
Thanks that does make sense. I hadn't considered that. I always see these idling outside hospitals and big businesses in NYC presumably for executives/administration.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:02:54 PM No.28516953
>>28516928
I canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re joking or retarded. You really think the back seat of a Rolls Royce is uncomfortable based on how it looks? Did you dress yourself this morning?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:05:21 PM No.28516957
>>28516953
He's just poor and doesn't know what luxury is supposed to be or look like. For a normie, the idea of something having a different function than the form is beyond them.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:13:50 PM No.28516973
>>28516953
Thats an overreaction. Im just saying its flat and looks like an ikea couch. I said I'm sure it's soft. But the contour of the seats looks like a corolla's backseat. Flat.
>>28516957
Are you the retarded OP who thinks an S class is a "performance car"?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:17:09 PM No.28516984
IMG_5044
IMG_5044
md5: 0903fef01b948a9c91136636755b297d๐Ÿ”
>>28516973
Theyโ€™ll do whatever you want.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:30:08 PM No.28517013
IMG_20240921_142644784_HDR~2
IMG_20240921_142644784_HDR~2
md5: 209ca71d31dcb14273c732d7b1af8eb8๐Ÿ”
>>28516772 (OP)
There are some cars that really can do it all
>>shitboxes
Can pick them up for 5-6k in good shape, under 10k with low miles
>>performance
180hp with awesome k series powerband. Only weighs 3000 lbs, way less than most modern "sports" cars. Available with a very smooth 5 speed stick
>>luxury
More headroom and legroom than a lexus, and stadium seating so that the passengers in back can comfortably look out of the windshield.

Honda completely solved cars 2 decades ago
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:31:20 PM No.28517284
>>28517013
>180hp
450hp+ is performance.
That is a shitbox. "no it's actually not a shitbox it's" a. shit. box.
Shit. Box.
Say it with me anon so I don't have to read another fucking retard post from you.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:39:05 PM No.28517309
>>28517284
>450hp+ is performance.
>the supra isn't a performance car
>civic type r isn't a performance car
>nissan z isn't a performance car
>lotus emira isn't a performance car
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:40:53 PM No.28517314
20250616_164330_HDR~2
20250616_164330_HDR~2
md5: ea09ff7dfa9801bf05a447e1c18e3dd1๐Ÿ”
>>28517309
>the civic is a pErFoRmAnCe CaR
LOL
bmaooo even
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:40:55 PM No.28517315
>>28517284
A lightweight car with a manual transmission is more sporty than any luxobarge with an automatic. Power doesn't make a car sporty
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:42:57 PM No.28517320
1719636651686357s
1719636651686357s
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>>28517315
Why is the M5 much sportier than, say, a manual miata then?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:45:00 PM No.28517325
>>28517320
It isn't. A M5 is pigfat and ugly. A miat is sporty
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:48:22 PM No.28517331
Screenshot_2025-06-14-08-28-25~3
Screenshot_2025-06-14-08-28-25~3
md5: 8e9f0470ba7df0af381e0008fc605851๐Ÿ”
>>28517325
No, miatas are ugly as fuck, while the E28, E39, and F10 and beautiful
>>This will not endear me to anyone that's owned or loved an mx-5. I just always judge sports cars on the way they drive; and I've always found the little mazda to be slow, imprecise, and unsatisfying
>I don't know what it is. I feel a bit ashamed in an mx-5
>a machine which drives with all the precision of a boneless limb
B O N E L E S S
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:50:57 PM No.28517339
>>28517331
https://youtu.be/0lnIukFvYIY
>6 handling
>0 (zero) lookback!!!
LOL
bmaooo even
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:59:06 PM No.28517357
nooo lower and stiffer suspension is for rIcErS!!!
nooo lower and stiffer suspension is for rIcErS!!!
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>>28517339
This was a good part bmaooo
>it would be a 9 if it was stiffer and lower
LOL, WEIRD
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:05:01 PM No.28517367
$125k gets you a shitbox diesel truck these days, it's sad
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:07:47 PM No.28517374
kneeling
kneeling
md5: f218e0e5f8a75aa00032453364daf654๐Ÿ”
>>28517013
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:48:41 PM No.28517452
>>28516810
>he thinks having an iPhone is a flex....
Typical NPC that lives in a 300 square foot apartment and everything they own is disposable.
You'll throw away your ikea pressboard furniture in your next move.
Your finances revolve around subscriptions.
You own nothing of value and exist only as tax revenue for the state.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:49:47 PM No.28517457
>>28516772 (OP)

>I think $125,000 is a lot of money
>Hey guys, isn't it amazing someone would spend $125,000 to be comfortable
>lul get rekt
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:51:19 PM No.28517463
>>28516772 (OP)
wtf are you talking about
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:52:45 PM No.28517470
>>28517457
You got a luxury car then, right? Right anon? A luxury brand?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:23:41 PM No.28517543
>>28517470

I have a Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing and a C3 Corvette.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:25:31 PM No.28517546
>>28517543
Overspent on both.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:42:22 PM No.28517564
>>28517546

Probably, but I don't care, because I actually know what the fuck I can afford and don't need to spread my asscheeks to afford a fucking car. Paid in full for both, hold the title for both, have zero debt on either.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:45:21 PM No.28517568
>>28517564
OK but neither is a luxury car and you've now spent what a luxury car costs on 2 okayish cars.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:46:16 PM No.28517570
>>28516772 (OP)
>Your "S-Class" is not a luxury car, it's supposed to be a performance town car. You aren't supposed to "daily" a performance car and having to select between the two is a supreme sign of a lack of wealth.
busrider
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:46:57 PM No.28517571
bmw
bmw
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>>28517570
Couldn't be me.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:53:45 PM No.28517579
>>28517568
Have you considered that maybe that anon likes big chebby V8s and doesn't care about your opinion?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:03 PM No.28517584
>>28517579
I don't care what he wastes money on, as long as he's not trying to pretend it's a luxury car.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:59:38 PM No.28517591
>Maybach isn't badge engineering because... it just isn't, okay?!
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:02:43 AM No.28517596
>>28517591
Pagani uses a Mercedes engine but it's hardly a Mercees. Maybach is the same.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:28:57 AM No.28517642
>>28517584
Literally everyone who isn't autistic thinks that Cadillacs are luxury cars
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:30:03 AM No.28517645
>>28517642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNQERPrjc-k
Literally a meme.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:28:17 PM No.28518469
>>28516810
iphones are for children and retards who can't handle choices and have to have a script when eating at mcdonalds