>can you get arrested for violating the HOA rules?

>>28517799 (OP)
No I think you just get fined.

>>28517822
And eventually kicked out

Only niggers hate hoa

>>28517905
I'm as pasty white as can be and I still hate HOAs.
Imagine letting some HR coordinator telling you where to put your trash cans or where you're allowed to put your car on the property you pay for. I can't think of anything more un-American than that.

>>28517905
*forces a foreclosure because your mailbox is the wrong color*
Nothing personal sonny :^)

>Be American
>Don't live up to the standard of some sexless hag
>Get house taken
Land of the free.

>>28517799 (OP)
Nah the hoa can suck your wiener dude just tell them your not driving you’re traveling and blast them with 410

>>28517947
>>28517946
They can’t take your house.

>>28517905
>pay someone to tell you your house is the wrong shade of beige and hand you a fine because your kids bicycle is on the front lawn
Literal cuck behavior

>>28517978
Yes they can. It's happened before.

>>28518013
i reckon at least half the shit hoas try to fuck people over with would be eliminated by taking the time to read the contract the hoa has and exploiting every loophole possible or maliciously complying with it and fucking them over when you catch the directors or whatever not following it themselves. have to fight fire with fire here

>>28518031
Or just not involve yourself with their nonsense to begin with.

>>28518031
Most people have ten thousand things they'd rather do that play barracks lawyer with a bunch of stay at home moms who let power go to their heads. Like house for like house, an HOA reduces your property value by 10-20%, which is equivalent loss to having a meth lab in the neighborhood. They are for suckers.

>HOA stipulates you cant let your front yard grass die/get too overgrown (no niggers)
>HOA stipulates no work trucks parked in front of the house (no mexicans)
worth every penny mate

>>28518065
Does your father know you take it up the butt?

>be me
>live in some barren desert with no HOA
>everything is like 15-20 minutes away and my commute to work is over an hour on a good day
>neighbors are a bunch of old schizos who collect random junk like moldy/rusty carnival/amusement park props and shit
>can build whatever the fuck I want
>never been bothered by burglars, thieves, or other types of ruffian
>can hear trains, semi trucks, street racers, and wild animals screaming at night
life is good

>>28518075
he couldn't afford to live here

HOA sound retarded, and they go too far sometimes, but it's just a way to keep groids and browns out of a neighborhood because they can't follow the guidelines.

https://youtu.be/lB58GrVBEic

Based or cringe?

This one anon is defending paying money to live with cuck rules because it makes it make him feel like a real good boy and tries to portray it as some race thing.
I guess some people love being stepped on and have nothing of value so being white is all they've got going for them.
>>28518085
This, but with forest instead of desert. I can crank the hi-fi louder than I can stand and no one else would hear it. I don't know if I've locked my house once in the 5 years I've been here.

>>28518090
Cringe after the second time getting jail time

>>28517905
bugman

>>28518128
At that point it's just a matter of principle.

>>28518094
America is a puzzle where you use your intelligence to escape negroes. For many, a HOA neighborhood is the only affordable way to do this. Do I like it? No. But it is what it is.

>>28517978
They literally can, you fucking dunce. Not every HOA has provisions/bylaws for it, but it can and does happen.

>>28518090
I'd say the man is a hero, but he should have prioritized being home to raise his daughter over spending years in prison over a pissing contest with tbe goverment. I do think it's kind of hilarious other than that. Fuck his neighbors and fuck the county.

>>28517799 (OP)
They can fine you then auction your house to pay those fines and in some states, keep the proceeds.

>>28518090
If they left him alone he never would have done this. Also it's a mans god given right to fill his property with as much broken down heavy equipment as possible.

>>28518291
>Also it's a mans god given right to fill his property with as much broken down heavy equipment as possible.
this
i hate people that are like
"oogh it looks bad" like who gives a fuck what your aesthetic sense is
as long as the man is not encroaching on his neighbors property, a hazard to aircraft, or polluting the water table he's good

>>28518291
>>28518294
See that's why HOA is fucking rancid you can't even wrench on your car in some neighborhoods so forget about having a project car or a parts car and hell I remember a thread a month or so ago where an OP was venting about getting letters demanding he get rid of his cars because they were "too old." Bad enough we got jannies on 4chan but imagine living in a whole neighborhood of jannies. Fuck that shit.

>>28518294
>i hate people that are like
>"oogh it looks bad" like who gives a fuck what your aesthetic sense is
It's because people have went from seeing homes as homes to seeing them as investment pieces. And because your actions can influence their property value they think they have the right to tell you how to run your life.

>>28518218
Are the niggers in the room w the you right now? Can you be certain? Better heck your closet and crawl space to be sure.

>>28517799 (OP)
Is there such thing as an HOA for reclusive rich people who want the freedom to do whatever without being bothered by neighbors, but also want to avoid undesirables?

Basically to avoid all humans (99% of them simply don't add value to my life or portfolio). Is the strat to buy a massive ranch in Wyoming/Montana?

>>28518519
YES!!!! HIS DICK IS IN MY ASS THIS VERY MOMENT!!

>>28519118
live outside of city limits but beat the shit out of neighbors you don't like, dip out when the sheriff comes and beat the shit out of them again for snitching.

>>28517947
>voluntarily join gated community, sign contract
>be surprised when the contract is enforced

>>28517905
>Live across a literal backstreet from HOA so it looks like I'm part of it
>They have anonymously mailed me 2 letters now, one bitching because I cut my grass at the top setting of my mower to conserve water, and another because I wouldn't take down a flag of pic related in my front window until the sun bleached it nearly unreadable
Fuck HOAs, and fuck the boomer ass pussies that can't stand people who don't play by their silly little rules

>>28519118
Gated communities

>>28519262
I live in a gayted cuntmmunity right now (my entire life).

I get $250 fines for a light bulb out on the side of my garage, chased down by an undercover Rentacop and fined for my friend tailgating in giving me a ride home, and the neighbors are all old people who don't like loud cars.

I want a place to indulge in a rich degenerate lifestyle of guns, straight pipes, and dead hookers--not retirees on a golf course. I think the only way is to move innawoods, but somehow avoid the Methbillys and still maintain luxxx comfort.

>>28519297
it's called "buying 6000 acres in Bümfeck North Dakota and building a mansion where the nearest other person is somewhere over the horizon.

>>28518090
One of the most based guys of all time
>yeah they can arrest me and take it all i'm just gonna fill it right back up with junk
>that one hick neighbor whining that he bought his house 30 years ago for a pack of cigarettes and it should be worth a billion dollars

>>28518011
Friend actually got fined because the FLOWERS in pots on their walkway were the wrong color.
Ya.
Seriously.
They said fuck that, were out of here and bought 30 acres innawoods

>>28519461
He should have covered his entire lawn with mixed flowers before he left.

>>28519246
>massive
It isn't the HOA itself, it's the people that run them become lawn nazis and try to find you because your grass is an inch too tall or some shit.

Also it's my property. Frig off.

>>28518085
I too live in the San Luis Valley

>>28519262
Ah yes a gated community where you're literally LOCKED IN during curfew with the burglars because they're too cheap to fix the fucking cameras so of course people take advantage. Brilliant idea.

>>28518011
>Pay someone to tell you that you can't get a metal roof
>Two other houses in the neighborhood get metal roofs without asking the HOA
>Nothing happens.
>HOA leaves you a notice for parking a car in your yard
>Won't let you expand your driveway
>Several other houses park cars on the sidewalk
>Nothing happens to them
At least it keeps the brown people out!
>Brown people move in
HOAs exist to entertain boomers who don't have hobbies. The money goes towards repairing the automatic gate at the front of the neighborhood that breaks 5 times every week