>own a Ford Ranger Raptor
>I love my truck, I don't think I'll ever buy an other car that isn't a pickup
>the suspensions are top tier, I can take a speedbump at 35mph and I don't feel a thing
>car folows me, he is driving very close to my ass and we are going 40-45, and he's driving like an asshole trying pass me, a legit danger on the road
>speed bump comes up ahead
>rapid check around the speedbump to see if anyone is trying to cross the road or something
>no one the coast is clear
>hit the gas to take the speedbump at 45mph
>don't feel a thing while passing it
>look in rearview mirror dude stoped in the middle of the road after he took the speedbump at 45 with his shitty car
>guy is probably shook and won't drive like an asshole anymore
>get trolled idiot, don't drive to close to my ass

>>28518333 (OP)
>the suspensions are top tier, I can take a speedbump at 35mph and I don't feel a thing
Doesn't matter what your suspension is. If I saw that, I'd circle around (You) and wait for a spot to launch my Ram 3500™ and t-bone your Ford Ranger Raptor™ ass out of existence. Why? Only one sort of faggot would drive a vehicle like that.

>>28518343
II didn't say I'm doing it I say I could, speedbumps are often in risk areas to force slow down because of childrends or other things. Here it was a lonely speedbump on the outside of an industrial zone. And Im not a fag I take speedbumps at like 10 - 15mph oftenly don't want to change my suspensions every two fucking days and hit a kid crossing the road.

>>28518343
As gay as raptors are. This faggoty box trying too hard to look as big as possible is gayer.

>>28518343
Been a while since I saw this pasta

>>28518333 (OP)
based

>>28518427
I wish I would've bought a Super Duty instead, but the Raptor 2025 is less gay looking than the old ones at least.

>>28518343
Because when I'm in my TRUCK I am the invincible ruler of the road. I buy the 6.7L so everyone in my suburb knows I"M the boss and they know that I could be country if I wanted to. My spotlessly clean TRUCK, which in truth, I don't really need or have a use for, is a powerful symbol, indicative of my economic dominance among lesser beings. And as a resourceful American, I take pride in knowing that I COULD handle any tough truck situation that arises, even if it never does. Additionally, if any are so foolish as to cross my path, the fates of lesser vehicles and pedestrians are sealed. It's the end they chose. I care not about fuel economy, "Economy" doesn't enter the equation when I already took out a 96 month loan on $80,000 on 8,000 pounds of all American steel. Tell me son, what shits do I give about the price of diesel? From atop my high castle, my mobile command battleship, I look down upon your poor little econo box, so pitifully designed for maximum "efficiency" at the expense of your happiness. When I am in my TRUCK, I am in command. Yes, I am in a hurry, because my time is more valuable than yours, as evidenced by the amount I'm willing to invest in my personal transport. As such, I have the power to part traffic before me like I'm Moses himself. As they say, the higher the truck, the closer to God. My elevated position puts me nearer the clouds, in the company of angels, whilst you grovel in the dirt amongst the snakes and spiders. You and I are not the same.

copypasta kinda sucks now that llms are widely available

>>28518333 (OP)
how do i unsubscribe from your blog?

Gayest op in a long while, almost makes me miss the horsecock shaft poster.

>>28518496
Don't know last time I checked we're not on Skyblog