TOO MANY SECOND HAND CARS ARE CONTAMINATED WITH PIANO GLOSS

Then buy ne- OH

>>28519772 (OP)
But it looks so good in advertisements and photoshoots and when you're showing potential buyers at dealerships

>>28519772 (OP)

>people who usually would rather buy secondhand review new vehicles
>have secondhand buyer opinions
Love it or hate it, that's the channel.

>>28519825

the video with the crash and everyone died was brutal

>>28519853
Jack... had a hard life...

>>28519853
Is there Patagonia in the afterlife

>>28519825
kek

Who?

>>28519825
I say this and look like this

>Well Jack, I just shot 500mg of Viagra straight into my veins
>You know what they say Mark: the harder you are, the faster you-
>*Mark floors it*
>*Both cackle for 30 seconds straight*

Embrace the early-00s ricer inside of you and spray paint all of the piano black pieces some gaudy color like red or yellow.

>>28519772 (OP)
His reviews are all right.
Seems like a decent mix of a normal person and a car guy.

>>28519772 (OP)
Every car with piano gloss that's over 5 years old/past the first owner ends up looking like picrel. Hilarious that most of the cars it's used on are "luxury" cars where the same plastic panels used to be genuine wood.

>>28520830
In my opinion piano gloss is another one of all the small tricks that are there to nudge car owners to "finally" buy a new car and may even help nudging some to pick the new one instead of an "almost" new one. Those scratches make interiors look "icky" to many so they'd rather pick the new car.
>why don't they pick a car without pianogloss then?
because npc logic

>>28519772 (OP)
The only car youtubers that I can say, with confidence, are /ourguys/. I don't even understand the audio autism in every video, but I admire the attention to detail.

>>28520892
What about m539 and garage 54?

>>28520908
I dunno, maybe. Never heard of 'em. Might check them out.

>>28520908
HEY THERE FELLAS

you can just hit that shit with some like 2000 grit and turn it into matte black

>>28520843
this is probably it,also it looks good on the dealership shinier than normal plastic so normies eat it up

they're alright but it's mildly infuriating how often they refer to each other by name whilst sitting side by side. you hear "mark" and "jack" like 50 times per video. guess it would make a good drinking game if you want to get hammered in 10 minutes

>>28520908
M539 is fantastic for an autist like me. Hyper precise and super knowledgeable without being insufferable. And he works on real cars with v8-v12.

>>28520830
The even funnier part is how a couple minutes of polishing would make it look new
Would normies consider that? No, of course not, or they'd also be smart enough to not buy a car made after 2013

>>28521922
To luxury owners "polishing" is for niggers at the spray and pray.

>>28521922
True, but piano black looks like shit even when new.

>>28520926
The original in Russian is better, trust me.

>>28522609
Yeah, but then I would have to learn pidorashka language.

Who?

>NC944er

>>28519772 (OP)
these two actually look like faggots, and what's up with the superiority air the bald faggot have? and the gook looking one tried really hard to pretend he's not a gook, I can tell that just looking at him

>>28523495
They're not faggots. Bald one is married, and he even gets along with his wife's boyfriend, and the Asian one isn't gay, he just only likes the other guy. Those are two perfectly normal car guys, and you have unrefined taste.

>>28523439
>hard r
Woah dude cool with that kinda language.

>>28523495
Jesus Anon they're just reviewing cars