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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:29:31 PM No.28520643
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Driving around in this heatwave I've been getting weird impulsive thoughts of precisely sideswiping people who are hanging their arms out of their window like this, only hitting their arms and not touching their vehicle. It doesn't even annoy me it just feels like it would be satisfying to pull off.

Anyone else have any weird impulses while driving?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:49:00 PM No.28520871
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>>28520643 (OP)
Every time I see:
>a car park ramp
>a large pile of gravel or earth
>any particularly steep embankment or business entrance
>a car trailer with its ramp down
>an unfinished byway
I think about it. Just hitting boost and clearing that bitch while cranking some EDM.
>I drive a Fusion
>there is no nitro
>I would have maybe 2-3 seconds of airtime, max, ONCE
And yet I still think about it. A lifetime of Cruis'N, Need For Speed, and Motorstorm have ruined me. If I'm still driving at an age when I'm senile, I can see this being my ultimate fate, crunched up into man-salsa inside a passenger vehicle because I thought I was slinging a dune buggy over a lava flow in the jungle.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:47:57 PM No.28522532
>>28520643 (OP)

hilarious. i stick my arm out the window sometimes, but then bring it in when coming near to another car, or a wall or whatever. seems like best practice, as you never know what may happen, and since i'm in america, i would lose my left arm, which is the one i punch the clown with. can't have that. now that i know psychos like you are targeting "us that free our arms when driving", i will be more careful.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:07:48 PM No.28522559
>Played video games too much as a kid
>Brain constantly tells me to get as close to danger as possible without hitting anything
Yeah.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:24 PM No.28522571
>>28522559
CRAZY THROUGH