Why does /o/ love these things?

>>28520938 (OP)
looks like a midget pontiac aztek with fetal alcohol syndrome gtfo this mogs

>>28520938 (OP)
we love square cars

fuck eggshit

>>28520943
These things are hideous

>>28520954
>i want a car that looks different from every other car
>*Nigsan*: makes cube shaped car
>NO NOT LIKE THAT

It has minivan storage space plus a tailgate in a shorter than sedan body size. It's the opposite of bloated pigfat modern SUVs in that it actually has practical use in the city as well as at the camp ground.

>>28520938 (OP)
You see that H? You know you're getting a beautifully engineered machine.

>>28520992
So they're engineered to chew through trannies and burn more oil than gas?

>>28521090
>engineered to chew through trannies
To shame people who don't go for the manual option
>and burn more oil than gas?
Ever heard of upper cylinder lubrication?
Honda is THE engineering company

it's the perfect millenial car. cheap, practical, can haul your junk around, slightly weird looking.

>>28520950
So I assume you like the new Santa Fe.

>>28520964
>>28521892
Exactly.

>>28520938 (OP)
Honda gave us kinos. The Fit. The Element. These vehicles are just practical as all hell. And we, in the US, rejected them in favor of crossover slop. We deserve what we get.

>>28520938 (OP)
We're all autistic sperges and so is the element

I just think they're neat

>>28520938 (OP)
I love me an Element, extraordinary road trip car. Lots of room, lots of leg room for rear passengers.
Its a damn shame they are over 15 years old at this point and expensive.

>>28520938 (OP)
LOL those things are ugly, slow, gay, pikachu MONSTER TRUCKS no one loves these thinga but fucking square NERDS
>>28520950
Kek fucking squareball
>>28520957
>i NEED my car to look different from everything else!!d how else will everyone know how le epic quirky bacon reddit i am?!?!
>>28520964
>i need le epic quirky bacon win reddit car to go urban camping!!!
>>28521098
Why are all their cars fag-wheel drive ugly slow gay pikachu MONSTER TRUCK bullshits then?
>>28521950
>>28521892
LOL no you're just a fuckin square ahh NERDball bmaooo0o0o0

I dislike them, but Elements are practical and probably cheap and easy to repair. You can get them in 5-spd manual, though the AWD system is the fake FWD-based type. It carries almost as much as a UHaul van and the rear seats have a lot of room. Great for a fatty with dogs or neckbeard carrying around computer shit.
>>28520943
I think these look great. One of the few FWD non-sporty shitboxes I'd want to drive.

>>28521991
Every car you mentioned is gay as shit THOUGH

>>28520938 (OP)
You can fit a fridge in the back.

>>28522002
>extraordinary road trip car.
LOL nope. Way too ugly, slow, and gay

>>28522021
>i move fridges EVERYDAY!!!

would prefer a honda nbox desu

>>28520943
Kek these things are gay as shit. I had one as a rental back in ~2008 once and some old lady said it was "cute." One of my mexican neighbors has not onlya cube, but i think a scion xb as well. They're always stopping in front of my house to look at the kittens. Stupid cars

>>28522030

>>28522021
You really want to stand these upright for 24hrs before plugging it in or it'll fuck up the compressor from being on its side.

>>28522027
Just your mom.

>anon get in
>no time to explain

>>28522025
>ugly
doesnt matter
>slow
doesnt matter once at speed, road trips are mostly highway cruising
>gay
doesnt matter

>>28522015
You have no power here

>>28520938 (OP)
Honda badge does that.

>>28520943
Actually the best Nissan product to exist. I will die on this hill

>>28522832
Hopefully not a steep one because it won't be able to climb it.

I don't remember anyone loving that?
I do remember the first time I saw one. Noticed the plastic panels and thought wow, what a junky looking dollar store piece of shit that is. Thought about how badly plastic ages in two years. Now we see it everywhere on cars. And just like the polycarbonite headlights, many new cars look like shit in 3 years of sun.

Pros: small but can fit a lot of big things in it. (i moved 2 sets of garage doors and tracks, sticking out the back)
Comes with a manual and K24

Cons: Terrible ergonomics (base model doesnt even have a center armrest)
Uncomfortable seats
Shit fuel mileage because it's a brick
Most aftermarket parts are the lowest tier of chinese crap
Rust
Gearbox eats up synchros

I wasn't a fan, but then again the one I drove was a base model with 300k miles.
I don't think clean ones are worth the meme tax.

>>28520938 (OP)
>K24 big block in there and you can sleep in it
What's not to love?

>>28522021

spot the CCF

>>28520938 (OP)
functionality >>>>>>>>>>> form
fucking millenials and their hurr it looks bad

>[bad to the bone plays in the distance]

>>28521897
NTA but yes especially the XTR

>>28522041

Perfect Beach/Odf-Road car

Either like this, or with a roof.

>>28523483
civil contractors' federation?

>>28520938 (OP)
>>28520943
both btfo

>>28520938 (OP)
>>28520943