Serously, many say "don't buy R1 as your first bike" but few say "don't buy Plaid as your first car" because very few can afford Plaid as their first car which keeps retards away, boyracing in fwd shitboxes.

>>28522163 (OP)
everyone needs to own a slow, busted shitbox as their first car.

>>28522163 (OP)
I want an Aprilia Tuono V4 as my first bike, but everyone keeps telling me not to for some reason

>>28522167
You will end up being a hero of one of the countless rekt gifs

>>28522180
Kek I don't even ride and I could tell that he had a square ahh nerd ahh riding posture. Those are the types I see cruising in whatever lane they feel like on the highway but never want the SMOKE