What a wonderous form of transportation you seem to have inexplicably acquired, privee tell thee how many schillings thine stable master was paid?

>>28524911 (OP)
Peasant, thine steed is far more schillings than those you have made in this lifetime! The name of thine steed is: Ferrari!

>>28524919
Sir Spilner, Make haste, and vanquish this foe and his steed at once!

>No person known to me or my associates is aware of any that finds pleasure in the fish of sea served at this place of commerce.
>Then, let I be the first to proclaim my favor of the tuna sold at this fine establishment
*both parties engage in fisticuffs.

I like it.
For the future, "thine" means "your" and it's "prithee" not "privee."

>>28524919
That's not how "thine" is used.