Ausfag here.

My 2nd generation 2014 Honda Jazz was recently totaled.

>park car next to Chevrolet Silverado
>woman gets into giant american truck
>doesn't see my car at all and swings out of the parking lot
>hits my car, panics, slams the accelerator
>ends up using the front of my Jazz as a ramp crushes the windscreen
>smashes the back of it when it comes off the back

woman "WHY DID YOU PARK SO CLOSE! I didn't even see that tiny car, you knew what you were doing when you parked there!"

So, I need a new car. What's the best small but spacious minivan style hatchback in Australia?

>small but spacious minivan style hatchback
Post tits or GTFO

Mazda 5. Sorry about your Fit/ Jazz.

>>28529907 (OP)
>WHY DID YOU PARK SO CLOSE
Heard that from terrible asian drivers.
Low IQ people will always blame others before themselves.

>>28529907 (OP)
F Jazz. Jazz is awesome, I have a 2017.

>>28529907 (OP)
Budget?

>>28530051
guy love tapped me from behind because he wasn't paying attention trying to merge in behind me while everyone was stopped at a traffic light. Fucker drove off when I went to pull into a side street instead of just shitting up the main road like people normally do.
Looked at the dash cam footage and the guy looked like he initially stuck his hand up in an "OH SHIT OH FUCK SORRY" sort of gesture and then immediately shaking it as if to say "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT"
insurance refunded my excess about three months later at least. Didn't actually do any real damage but I like to think his premiums would've shot the fuck up for driving off, especially since I went to the cops as well.

>>28530008
I'm a crap driver, but I am aware of it, so buy small cars. But I need the room to carry stuff around in

>>28530051
white woman did this one. I wasn't even close

>>28529907 (OP)
>I didn't even see that tiny car

What's her excuse when she runs over a kid?

just buy another jazz or civic

>>28529907 (OP)
Take the Zook pill and get a Swift Sport

>>28530368
He had his car crush not his balls.

>>28529907 (OP)
>Chevrolet Silverado
>"WHY DID YOU PARK SO CLOSE! I didn't even see that tiny car, you knew what you were doing when you parked there!"
I immediately knew it was gonna be a stuck up me! me! me! faggot as soon as I read what car it was.

>>28529907 (OP)
I hate that supersized american slop is catching on here.
Those chevrolet utes in particular are the epitome of tasteless, trashy slop.

>>28530388
>massive american car is hip and shows your wealth
>not a single one of them has any clue how to drive it and park it

it's kinda funny ngl, living in a tourist destination and watching a new retard be utterly lost with it every day didn't get boring so far

>>28530388
>>28530391
they get pwnt by shitbox corollas though

>>28530388
the new 79 series except for women
>is expensive as shit
>is only used to drive errands or to work
>has the entire ARB catalogue plus aerials and lightbars

>>28530447
based rolla chads

>>28530447
>$130k for a pickup
He deserves what he gets for being so fucking stupid

>>28530447
Call me a retard but isnt parking outside of the lines a fine-able offense? I got the cops called on me for not parking perfectly straight but still within borders in Switzerland.

>>28530495
knowing this country it probably is, but much like keeping left unless overtaking, it's barely ever enforced

>>28530492
the RHD conversion is a huge chunk of that cost. the companies that do these are making a killing though - apparently there is no end to the demand of these pickups

>>28530368
Too expensive for how little car you get

"Muh American trugg" is getting popular in the UK too. They can't park, so I never park next to one even if its the only available bay.
>>28530447
>just park into the end bay within the line, forwards so driver side empties out over the patch on the right
what's so hard about this?