Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:43:53 PM No.28532602
why is VAG so bad at naming cars?
who wants to drive a car called Volkswagen Tyrone?
who wants to drive a car called Volkswagen Tyrone?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:53:16 PM No.28532620
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:59:40 PM No.28532764
>>28532602 (OP)
It roughly translates to dark stallion in Tamazight, which is super badass. Apparently it's supposed has a better towing capacity then the '98 Topkick (work horse) and is faster then the '96 ford lightning, like a race horse. I don't see the problem.
It roughly translates to dark stallion in Tamazight, which is super badass. Apparently it's supposed has a better towing capacity then the '98 Topkick (work horse) and is faster then the '96 ford lightning, like a race horse. I don't see the problem.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:32:50 PM No.28532831
>>28532602 (OP)
They're bad at making cars. Why wouldn't they be bad at naming them?
They're bad at making cars. Why wouldn't they be bad at naming them?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:36:48 PM No.28532943
>>28532620
gottem
gottem
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:52:26 PM No.28533033
Volkswagen Borat
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:12:02 PM No.28533055
>>28532764
The problem is you're a queer.
The problem is you're a queer.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:23:17 AM No.28533209
>>28532602 (OP)
VW makes some of the most soulless cars ever made. The boxy GTis and Jettas are kinda cool, but everything else is soul crushingly boring.
VW makes some of the most soulless cars ever made. The boxy GTis and Jettas are kinda cool, but everything else is soul crushingly boring.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:27:36 AM No.28533216
>>28532602 (OP)
Americans love niggers. For my american friends, roughly 50% of their humour is just stating "black man penis big" and that's it.
Americans love niggers. For my american friends, roughly 50% of their humour is just stating "black man penis big" and that's it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:31:56 AM No.28533227
>>28532602 (OP)
It's just called the Tiguan in the US, though I do agree that going back to wind names would be cool.
It's just called the Tiguan in the US, though I do agree that going back to wind names would be cool.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:43:01 AM No.28533243
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:24:36 AM No.28533296
>>28532602 (OP)
They were gonna call it the bixnood but marketing didn't like it
They were gonna call it the bixnood but marketing didn't like it
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:44:16 AM No.28533374
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:55:22 AM No.28533386
>>28533374
VAG is still around, retard. It's still a publicly traded company.
VAG is still around, retard. It's still a publicly traded company.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:24:53 AM No.28533498
Official car of /o/
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:39:06 PM No.28534100
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:56:17 PM No.28534213
>VW Tyrone
ayo dat blurple paint do be poppin doe
>>28532764
>better towing capacity then the '98 Topkick
2500kg (5500lbs)
a smudge better than the Passat @ 2200kg
https://www.volkswagen-newsroom.com/en/press-releases/superior-towing-vehicles-tiguan-tayron-and-passat-with-all-wheel-drive-and-new-powerful-turbocharged-petrol-engines-19001
1998 GM Topkick C4500:
>5000 lbs in the bed (>1 vw tyrone)
>14,300 lbs towing
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a18201186/gmc-topkick-c4500-by-monroe-truck-equipment-mini-test-road-test/
>faster then the '96 ford lightning
>0-60mph
ford: 6.2
vw: 8.1s (9.7 non-hybrid 2.0t)
>1/4mile
ford: 14.6 @97
vw: 16.2 sec @ 88 mph
https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2025-volkswagen-tiguan-4motion-first-test-review
ayo dat blurple paint do be poppin doe
>>28532764
>better towing capacity then the '98 Topkick
2500kg (5500lbs)
a smudge better than the Passat @ 2200kg
https://www.volkswagen-newsroom.com/en/press-releases/superior-towing-vehicles-tiguan-tayron-and-passat-with-all-wheel-drive-and-new-powerful-turbocharged-petrol-engines-19001
1998 GM Topkick C4500:
>5000 lbs in the bed (>1 vw tyrone)
>14,300 lbs towing
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a18201186/gmc-topkick-c4500-by-monroe-truck-equipment-mini-test-road-test/
>faster then the '96 ford lightning
>0-60mph
ford: 6.2
vw: 8.1s (9.7 non-hybrid 2.0t)
>1/4mile
ford: 14.6 @97
vw: 16.2 sec @ 88 mph
https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2025-volkswagen-tiguan-4motion-first-test-review