>taking a ride in someone else’s car
>they suck at driving

Name a worse feeling

>>28540447 (OP)
Having a bitch passenger hitching free rides and being a whiny bitch about it

>grocery store parking lot is pretty empty
>do a donut around a lamp post
>cart attendant applauds as I leave

Name a better feeling

>>28540447 (OP)
>uber to and from airport
>both times they are just sitting in the passing lane doing 10 under and the lanes beside us are either empty or there is a line of cars behind us wanting to get past slower traffic
i politely pointed out that they should stay out of the passing lane as much as they can, in the case of the cars behind us, i mentioned that and he was just like "oh oops" before moving over, and in the other one where there were hardly any cars around i just said that it's a great habit to get into - you not holding up traffic, and you don't get people tailgating you so it's a win/win

>>28540453
iktf
>in the middle of butt fuck nowhere
>start doing donuts on a big patch of dirt beside a bend in the road in my old ass car
>pickup comes around and the moment he sees me he starts honking his horn excitedly
>thumbs up out the window as i'm still spinning around

>>28540455
Those are the people that come to /o/ and complain about being tailgated. It’s the telltale sign if you are a shit driver

>rev limiter brrrrrrr
>slams down gear
>slams on brake on the last nanosecond at every red light
>misses every turn
>goes 10 below speed limit but gets mad when someone overtakes her

I’d rather do 5 years in a supermax prison than 5 hours in a woman’s car

>>28540469
>goes 10 below speed limit but gets mad when someone overtakes her
had some jeet in a corolla do this to me on the way to work. was pretty funny when we went into a road with chicanes and the distance between us would increase with each chicane

>>28540447 (OP)
>Name a worse feeling
Pooping after a rough pegging

>>28540447 (OP)
>Go for a ride with your buddy
>Don't wear seatbelt
>He crashes straight into a big fucking tree
>Eat the windshield

>>28540483
>had some jeet in a corolla do this
One of those fuckers tried to run me off the road when I was overtaking him not long after I got my licence. The absolute shit cunt. I mean really, how petty do you have to be? And surprise, he was also doing 10 under at least.

>>28540447 (OP)
>Be in bros car
>It's a mercury pimp mobile
>Accelerates to red light
>Brakes later than I would in my MR2
>Me smashing my imaginary brake on my side

Disregard file name I'm phone fagging and chose a Google result.

>>28540447 (OP)
>Name a worse feeling
>giving someone a ride out of pity
>they are a backseat drive the entire time

>>28540696
Oh and kicker. He rare ended the absolute shit out of some cunt on the freeway. Luckily she did the same to the car in front before that but still, was only a matter of time. But he just got another mercury pimp mobile lol.

>when friends / colleagues compliment your driving and say you're a safe driver

no better feeling

>>28540494
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to clean yourself out well enough that you don't have to go for at least 12 hours afterwards. That way you don't make a mess on the toy/dick inside you
>t. /d/

>>28540710
>Woah anon I wish my boyfriend was a safe driver like you
>You dont have a girlfriend? But you are such a safe driver teehee
>I wish I had a cute Mini Countryman like you…

>bro come for a rip in my fbo stage 3 fuck off burble tune BMW
>Aite sure how bad can it be
>Proceeds to purposely act like a retard "swimming in traffic"
>hamfists every gear change, doesn't understand the concept of rev matching, just drops the clutch completely downshifting
>Remember why I hate every """"car guy""""

>>28540447 (OP)
>Name a worse feeling

>someone's driving your car
>they suck at driving

>>28540447 (OP)
Driving yourself and being behind a fucking Florida driver that goes 10-20 under the god damn speed limit.

>>28540756
>Teaching gf to drive manual
>Watch her put it in 6th
>... It's a 5 spd

>>28540756
This is why I don't let anyone except maybe my dad (and even then, rarely) drive my car.

>>28540588
time to slingshot, at least if the conditions permit it

>>28540447 (OP)
>Pulls out in front of you
>Trucks in left is going 1/2 mph faster
>Paint gets sandblasted while your doing 60 in an 80 zone

>>28540447 (OP)
Really? The best feeling is pretending to be a shit driver so no one asks you for a ride again.

>>28541373
Rocksprayfag wishes he is this

>>28540462
I specifically keep an eye out for "good drivers" so I can tailgate up he shit out of them and scare them off the roads

>>28540447 (OP)
>anon CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL
>I'm parallel parking and there's no traffic
>oh CAREFUL LOOK OUT ITS A RED LIGHT!!
>I was inching forwards to turn right

>>28541824
>Take gril for a ride
>Drive
>Drive fast
>Silent the whole time
>Gril is silent too
>Gripping the "oh shit" handle for dear life
>Finally reach our destination
>She lets out a short laugh
>"Wow anon you're a good driver"
>Turn to her
>"I drive"

>>28541824
Both my dad and mom do rhis. I am 32 and have been driving since I was 16, zero accidents. They still grab the handle and start screaming when I go 55 in a 50

>>28542026
My dad stopped making comments after 5 years of driving with no accidents (going on 15 now), and has actually come to somewhat enjoy the fast driving experience again. It makes sense, he never had any true sports cars but clearly keeps up with them on a surface level and hooned in his friends' cars many a time in his college years.
My mom still hates speeding, but admits that I'm a very good driver as long as her eyes are closed or she's not paying attention to the road

>>28540447 (OP)
>high school
>out with friend
>he meets up with his girlfriend and lets her drive
>night time, she doesn't even turn the headlights on for the first few miles because she "forgot"

>>28540447 (OP)
>friend of mine just got a license
>doesn't have a car yet
>anon, could I use your car from time to time so I can have some practice?
>offered to pay for a gas
>ok, why not
>cruising on the highway
>hey, please stop at the nearest gas station so I can grab something to drink
>empty road ahead, so she keep on accelerating despite the off ramp already in sight
>enters the off ramp at 100mph and doesn't slow down
>sharp turn on off ramp getting closer and closer, she's still flooring it
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE
>tehehe sorry anon I didn't know I was going so fast

How I can thank my car for handling the situation? Should I take it to some high-end detailing place?

>>28540447 (OP)
The life of a raped brown dog that suffers every day without a Porsche 911

>>28540447 (OP)
>Name a worse feeling
someone takes a ride in your car and they say you suck at driving

>>28540447 (OP)
>Name a worse feeling
OP in the passenger seat

>>28540724
>my boyfriend drives so aggressively teehee
>yours is just the right speed, not too rough like him teehee

>Doing a wheelie past a bunch of middle school kids and they all jump up and down and pump their fists in the air in excitement.
literally beats any feeling you can get in a car

>>28542026
>start screaming when I go 55 in a 50
coworkers and bosses screamed their heads off on a work trip when i did this, and i was the designated driver. i knew the npc driver meme existed but it was another thing to actually experience it first hand. it was a gentle sweeping bend and we weren't even the fastest car on the road either.

>>28542169
>does stuff to impress children
Stop hanging outside of schools, pervert.

>>28542169
>any feeling
Not air conditioning

>>28542080
LOL why the FUCK did your dad put that eps-clad open diff thing on fuckin STILTS like a fuckin MONSTER TRUCK?!

>>28542206
I have to pass three school zones on my way home from work in my less than 4 miles commute unless I want to sit in traffic for an hour and go the "shorter" way that's 3 miles.
If you don't like making kids days by doing something cool than you've obviously never had kids and likely never will (involuntarily, of course)

>>28540455
ive had an uber driver sit in the right lane going about 35 in steady 55mph traffic.
i didnt say anything as it would have been a lost cause, but i wrote a very heavy worded email to uber complaining about his extremely unsafe driving practices

>>28542215
LOL why the FUCK did your dad put that npc-GrAY fagomatic thing on fuckin BAGS like a fuckin illegal immigrant?!

>>28542204
>Asked co-worker if the work van was rear or fwd.
>They didn't know but asked why
>It was frosty out, possible black ice
>Told them I wanted to know if I needed to cut or give throttle if we slid out
> Met only with confusion.

>>28542550
Old american style, like the ford E or the chevy express, rwd
Euroshit style, like the ram promaster or ford transit, fwd

>>28542550
90% of normies with licenses dont know there are rwd and fwd cars let alone the differences and you will sound autistic for asking non-carguys about it

>>28541824
she looks like ap2020 outdoors

>>28540447 (OP)
having someone who's sitting in the back tell you vague instructions or pointing things out saying over there or that thing

>>28542574
No shit faggot I post on /o/ but desu that kind of info is important to know so you can save a vehicle instead of letting nanny Jesus throw it in the ditch for you.
>>28542550
Burger but it turns out it was FWD.

>>28542609
Fuck
>>28542574

>>28542609
Yeah it’s not your fault, normies are npcs
They would rather drive into a dirch than be “weird”

>>28541439
You could've just started out with "I'm a retarded monkey nigger" and we would've gotten the same idea in fewer words.

>>28540447 (OP)
listening to my wife talk

>>28542627

>>28542618
Being weird to a normie beats riding the bus any day. I don't care if my sim racing career means nothing to women. The iRacing div 1 win certs are still printed and framed on my wall.

The absolute worst habits:

>Not signalling in time
>Keeping inside your lane
>Refusing to leave your lane because you’ll “need it soon” (in 2kms)
I dunno how but most normies absolutely struggle with all of these

>>28540447 (OP)
>getting directions from someone else
>take a right here
>turn right
>wait I meant left
Bro it's not that hard, why do so many people have issues with rights vs lefts?

>>28542660
>"need it soon" (2km)
Every time I return to the normal regular polite crooz lane and try to switch back for my turn some niggerFAGGOT refuses to let me in and so does the car behind them and the car behind *them*
If I need to turn, I'm getting in a mile ahead of said turn to prevent a road incident

>>28542720
>I’m bad at driving

>road trip with gf
>she brings her 79 lbs dog because "he's too shy to stay with my roommate all week"
>can hear him chewing stuff and running around in back
>can't look back, driving in crazy traffic on I-10
>ask gf to keep her dog under control
>she say he's just a silly little boy he's not hurting anything, keeps scrolling on her phone
>still hear chewing
>suddenly everything smells bad

>>28542744
>dating girls with big dogs
Giant red flag

>>28540754
>doesn't understand the concept of rev matching, just drops the clutch completely downshifting
iktf.
some cunt t-boned my civic, so bought a 5spd toyota off my cousin. he was in town and we went to get some burgers for everyone. asked if he'd like to drive his old shitbox, he said "yeah sure!".
motherfucker was slamming gears, dumping the clutch, downshifting all the way to 1st at stops. all clutch and synchros, no rev matching. Fag got offended when i said "fucking stop it, this is my daily". He burned a quart of oil in just 20 miles.

>>28542072
Unfriend said friend.
>How can I thank my car?
Change the oil and trans fluid, it's probably burnt.

>>28542752
Giant red rocket more like.

>gf says she knows a shortcut from her place to some restaurant
>offers to give me directions
>"alright sure, where do i turn first"
>"uhh idk"
what the fug
are women really that bad at directions?

>>28542752
???
If anything, it's girls with tiny dogs that are the problem. Girls who grew up in semi-rural areas with a well trained family lab/retriever/sheepdog are peak

>>28542752
>>28542768
Having dogs instead of cats is a red flag

>>28542768
>it's girls with tiny dogs that are the problem
w-why?

>>28542777
If they live in a tiny urban apartment? Sure, maybe. Otherwise you're talking out of your ass.
Shitposting on 4chan from your parents' basement is a much bigger red flag than anything posted in this thread though

>>28542768
Die zoophile.

>name a worse feeling
being a passenger while a woman attempts to parallel park

>>28540447 (OP)
>dating a girl
>going to the beach
>at a stop sign
>road that crosses ours is a highway, 2 lanes, 50mph, no stop sign, blind corner within a hundred feet in either direction
>our road is 25mph residential
Anons, she stopped at the stop sign, made sure both directions were clear, proceeded through it, and fucking stopped across both lanes of the highway because there was a pedestrian crossing our road 75 feet away. We didn’t get hit, no one came down the highway. I almost dumped her and called myself an uber.

>>28542815
If noone came down the highway why does it matter?

>>28542803
kek this one can be pretty rough

>>28542803
I haven't parallel parked in years and the place I'm at it's almost required. I never realised how shit at it I became.
>t. male(w/ cock & balls)

>>28542764
I struggle with this too because I am shit with directions. I'm all landmarks and can tell you where we're turning with some warning once we're en route, but before that it's going to take me a minute to give you an answer.

>>28540447 (OP)

I rode with my Armenian friend once.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

I insisted on driving her car the next time she offered a ride.
Probably the gentlest and safest that car had been driven.

And I passenger sometimes with a friend who races with the SCCA and drives sprited. He actually knows what he's doing.

She just drives haphazardly.

A Puerto Rican bitch drove me to Steak ‘n Shake one time in a clapped out Malibu doing 110 the whole way I thought I was gonna die.

>>28543024
>>28543009
yall gay

>>28540447 (OP)
>Drive my sister's drunk friends home
>"Bro, I cant even tell when you speed up or slow down.
>Guy inside trunk thanks me for driving smoothly.
People need to start doing track or Autocross.
Smooth is king

>>28540449
Well this place is infested with bus riders so it checks out.

>>28543088
It took me too long to figure out that limo braking combined with slow acceleration are the only way to stop my parents from acting like >>28542026. I still get wide-eyed panic if I have to take anything resembling a turn, but it's better than being asked to drive 50 when traffic is doing 70.

>>28542777
Subjugating any animal to your will is a massive red flag.

>>28543549
>marrying a woman and having children with her is a massive red flag
Fascinating

>>28540447 (OP)
>taking someone for a ride
>they start flying around the seat and acting like I'm a bad driver

>>28541824
>>28542026
Mom stopped doing this for awhile after I told her that one more word and I was going to pull out in front of a semi to let it t-bone her door. What finally got her to stop was dad screaming at her to shut the fuck up and if she hated my driving so much she could fucking drive.
I also managed to get her to stop most of her cunty behavior by telling her that if dad passed away the very last time she will ever see or speak to me is at the funeral. She acts like a mom now, shame it took thirty fucking years.

>>28541363
?

>>28543628
>get married
>she takes half your stuff in the divorce
>claims custody of your dog you've had since you were a kid even though she hates it
>has it put to sleep just to spite you

>>28543641
based

>>28543641
>She acts like a mom now
only way women act normal is if you make them cum regularly...

>>28543287
>limo braking
>tfw I've been doing this since 17 without even knowing what it is

>>28541373
>stuck on 2 lane highway for miles behind two 18 wheelers taking turns going .3mph faster than the other on hills, both are going at least 10 under the speed limit
>some fucking nematode in a lifted ram hemi nigger9000000 is completely up my ass

I don't participate but I 1000% understand road rage sometimes

>>28543549
Umm yikes that is so cringe

>>28543641
What a happy family

>>28542660
>Refusing to leave your lane because you’ll “need it soon” (in 2kms)
2 km is just one minute of driving at a really slow speed of 120 kph. If I'm not in a hurry I won't be veering in and out of traffic to the passing lane with mandatory jump over three lanes to get to my exit in the last possible moment. I'm going to be croozing.

>>28542790
>why dog as an accessory is a bad thing

>>28543793
Yeah, it's literally just non-NPC coming to a halt.

>>28543641
>I also managed to get her to stop most of her cunty behavior by telling her that if dad passed away the very last time she will ever see or speak to me is at the funeral. She acts like a mom now, shame it took thirty fucking years.
If some hysterical woman thinks they have control over you instead of vice-versa, they'll treat you like absolute shit. Doesn't matter if it's mother-son(as fucked up as it is), bf-gf or husband-wife. They either respect your authoritah or they walk all over you. There's no in-between.

Do not fall for the feminist bullshit of "equality"; women are wired to seek protection and authority from men. If they get "equality" (complete lack of "protection" and often a role reversal) they tweak the fuck out and make everyone miserable. Society has been "patriarchal" for thousands of years for a reason.
You have to keep them in line.

hate to incelpost WALL OF TEXT!!! but this is fresh on my mind

>>28540455
>every time I see people driving the speed limit in the middle lane
Why can't they make a law that you have to prove you can use the motorway before getting your licence? There are too many incompetent dickheads on the road.

>>28543793
I kind of did it before too, but I had to start doing it to a T, to the point where you almost don't/can't feel the back end drop at all. It's also cushy when no one else is in the car, so that's nice.

>>28540447 (OP)
>give someone a ride
>car has issues
>omg bro do you hear that
>omg you need to fix this
YEAH I KNOW SHUT UP

>navigate through city
>yeah but you could have gone left here and right there and and and
SHUT UP

>>28543700
It's simple, you have her put to sleep

>return trip from beach
>AC on
>start having fever, trembling from the cold
>look over the AC
>that fucker turned it from 24 degrees to 21 and i didnt notice until my teeth started clacking

>get big comfy sedan
>start hauling people around
>omg its so wide back here
>ooh its so comfy
>wow its a big car anon
>mfw

>>28544084
>every time I see people driving the speed limit in the middle lane
But that's what it's for. Even in passing you're not supposed to exceed the speed limit. If they're already going the limit, there's no reason to pass them. It just makes you the lawbreaker.

>>28542912
i watched how the 'self driving' cars and autonomous ones do it, it made me better at it

>>28544084
>a law that you have to prove you can use the motorway before getting your licence?
Like an actual driving test? The one the USA can't have because it'd instantly make the majority of the population jobless and incapable of leaving their homes? Is that what you're thinking of?

>>28540447 (OP)
I'm incapable of driving with a passenger. If someone tries to have a conversation with me, I will not be able to focus and even run red lights. That's just with one person in the car.

Maybe it's my autism. When I get into any conversation, my thoughts and imaginings become the main focus, and the physical, visual world just background noise.

>>28540447 (OP)
>cranking the car over
>release the starter too early
>car just farts and then stops
>have to restart humiliatingly

>That one time the(kinda worn?) clutch or something doesn't fully engage(or disengage?), first gear goes in but when you try to move the car almost fuckin explodes
Should I become a double-clutcher? jk I am gonna have it looked at when I find time

>>28544720
>>28544764
>car works perfectly fine for months
>give a ride to someone
>literally egerything breaks
FUCK

>>28542621
Looks like me goody two-shoes here got spooked

>>28544483
iktf

>>28544613
That and turning music up tends to magically make the speedo go 10 over

>>28543009
>European drives dangerously
>American drives professionally
Many such cases

>>28543549
Berrypicker vibes, grug think

>>28543858
Now that anon corrected the unreasonable behavior, yeah it sounds like it is

>>28545083
>Armenian
>European

>>28542777
>t. toxoplasmosis

>>28545785
>>28542777
Aren't niggers afraid of dogs?

>>28545824
No? They all own shitbulls

>>28545824
no. but they fucking hate coyotes

>>28540756
This is why I drive stick, most of my friends can't and the only ones that can are good drivers.

>>28543641
>>28543858
>>28541824
Funny thing is my dad after like 30 years of marriage or some shit still falls for my mom's ragebait whenever she keeps yelling at him.
Yes my mom is fuckin retarded when it comes to constantly yapping while my dad drives, but my dad falls for it and responds to the stupidity which makes him equally stupid.
Luckily im a khhv so i dont have to deal with this shit

>>28542777
Are you retarded, cats are owned by the most subhuman bugman weirdos to exist

>>28545824
no, only muslims are
Theyre also afraid of pigs

>>28540710
I honestly have said this more often to people that speed on the usual than the ones driving speed limit permanently.
A bit difficult to describe but the former feel more safe because you can tell they have the vehicle under the control and know what they're capable of. Kind of like sitting next to Ken Block but much more tame, obviously. You just know your chances of crashing compared to the average joe are much smaller per mile driven.

While on the other hand the ones driving speed limit no matter the situation feel kind of... too stiff. Not sure how to explain this feeling.

>>28544613
It's not that uncommon. Whenever I have a buddy with me, I tell him to shut up and he is mute until I say "go on" or something similar. Usually when we drive through dense traffic on a street I haven't been yet. Or when I'm parking in tight spaces.

He's smart enough to understand this dynamic, which is nice.

>>28540447 (OP)
My dad was killed by a wannabe street racer. They probably thought they were a good driver. 11 years in prison might change that butbmy dad's still dead.

>>28547589
Skill issue

>>28547589
if your dad was a good driver he's be alive right now

>>28545872
damn he was kicking its ass wtf