I now own a 2007 Honda acoord 2.4l coupe. dont want it, its too small for me. 88k miles, no accidents, nothing wrong with it. How do I sell it as fast as possible, how do I avoid being jewed, and what would you all pay for it? I’m seeing 4k up to 10k online, and those are shit ones with accidents and more miles, so im thinking i can get at least 3K easy.

Any help/advice appreciated. Yes I have the title/insurance/papers etc

I come to you in my time of need /o/ help a retard out

>>28543410 (OP)
Lose some weight

>>28543483
im 210.3 lbs im not too fat for it im too tall thanks for nothing cuck

>>28543410 (OP)
>its too small for me
Exactly how? Are you enormously fat, improbably tall, or are you a hauler and use a car like a small truck?

Read the sticky.

Facebook is nice because you can look at profiles and discriminate against shady buyers. Autotrader is nice because it's mostly old white boomers who want drama free private party transactions.

>>28543548
>Yeah i'm 6'1
>i can barely fit in any car
>i have to see if this car fits me
>there's barely any head room in these cars
>did i mention i was 6'1

>>28543410 (OP)
>look up the blue book value
>subtract $500
“Great daily. Has another 150k miles in it easy. Owned by my dad who’s a retired mechanic, never drove it over 35 and declared it to be the most reliable car he’s seen in his life. Price is firm but fair. Hoping i can send this to a good forever home.”
Then go out late at night, smash it up with a hammer, file a police report about your car being beaten up by some crackhead, and collect your insurance check.

>>28543483
SPBP

>>28543559
Peak car for tall people is the Smart Fortwo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOfr8cRtiP0

All generations do that. The designer was 6'-6" and wanted to fit in it. I tried one out at a dealership and pushed the seat completely back, and I could not reach the steering wheel or pedals. Perfect for tall people who want smaller cars.

>>28543659
Won’t lie to you im just gonna get a yamaha tw200 but i appreciate the suggestion and effortpost
>>28543554
I’m leaving in a few weeks no time for all that bullshit i’ll probably just get reamed by carmax, gonna give me a piddly 600 or something for a low mile coupe that hasnt been in accident it is what it is im just pre-preparing to be disappointed
i will read the sticky tho just in case


>>28543559
insecure retard. i may be tall but ive got my own problems thats why im posting on this shit honeypot site in 2025 just like you. grow up

I would try an Acura TSX or TL

>>28543410 (OP)
How fast do to you want to sell it? PicRel has an accident history and only 41k on it. Before accident it was only worth 9k retail. You won't get much from a dealer, though if you hawk it over Marketplace or Craigslist, you can probably fetch 7k. If it's as nice as your pic that is. Dealers will probably give you 1500. They have no interest in paying fairly, especially on older vehicles.

>>28543551
This, I'm 5'10 fatboi and I fit in a 7th gen, OP is a thicc ass boi

>>28543410 (OP)
>"How do I get rid of it fast?"
throw it up on marketplace for $4k and give some "lucky person" a deep "discount" to $3k.
unusually low miles on a reliable shitbox = some dad's gonna buy that for his newly-licensed teenager.

Would buy it myself but I don't have driveway space for a 3rd automatic CM accord.

>its too small for me
[X] those are very spacious cars for their segment. adjust the seat and steering wheel

>>28543689
literally the same car

>>28543784
Because you're a manlet. I'm 6'2'' and 235lbs and fit in my Honda Crosstour which is basically an accord just fine though.

>>28543410 (OP)
Well how rusty is it?

>>28544444
Not rusty but there ARE scratches on it from the bike rack/my bike on the back and scratches from tree branches on the top

>>28544052
im not FUCKING FAT i just feel like a scrunched up daddy longlegs spider inside it idk what to tell you. I also just dont loik it. shrimple as.

ill market place it though, carvana said 3200 so you’re actually right on the money

>>28543410 (OP)
>coupe
>honda
>sub 100k
>no accidents
>good paint (?)
Bottom dollar is 5k.
Also for the love of god don't sell it to a non. Check their profile to see if they're a flipper/brown before you meet. If they are, just ignore.

>>28544679
******clean it up good before you sell it, especially the interior/trunk/engine bay. Unless it really needs it don't change the oil, too fresh of oil is suspicious. Don't overly shine the tires, also suspicious.

>>28544467
>im not FUCKING FAT i just feel like a scrunched up daddy longlegs spider inside it idk what to tell you
Move the seat back

>>28543483

lol fatty

>>28544467
Dude I think you can get 4k, maybe 5k easily depending on your local market at that mileage. Consider putting down 6k on Facebook marketplace and dropping it to 5,500

>>28543410 (OP)
Imagine selling a based as fuck 2003-2007 Accord

>>28543689
The tsx has shit headroom on the first gen

>>28545338
It's that stupid sunroof robbing the headroom, a base Accord from the same era is like a fucking church with how the headroom is.

>>28545081
Fat people aren't known for their decision-making skills.

>>28544682
He'll then complain his t-rex arms can't reach.

>>28545435
Lucky for him the ultra based 2003-2007 Accords have a manual tilting and telescoping steering wheel to make it impossible to be uncomfortable

>>28543559
>be me
>6'3
>own miata and MR2
>fit in both easily