How can a poor fag like me afford a BMW 340i? I have like 20k dollars to invest into something but I do not know what into

>>28550787 (OP)
why do you need the 340i? it's an ego car. you're better of learning how to wrench and get an e9x 35i, it will be more fun. the newer bmws are souless ego machines to "gap" people. zoomer shit.

>>28550789
i want to mog my friend who has a 535d

>>28550787 (OP)

You can buy used ones with 80k Mike's for about 19k. Used ones with 12k miles for about 45k.

>>28550800
Miles*

>>28550800
>buying a car that comes with 80,000 dudes named Mike

>>28550787 (OP)
If you're poor, I wouldn't spend a ton of money on a car, especially a pretty middling "sport" sedan. Just get a fun cheap car that you're not scared to throw around, and use that money to actually better your quality of life

>>28550789
You can smell the millennial in this writing.
Kill yourself.

>>28551052
So glad the zoomer suicide rate is so high, especially so among gay tech workers.

>>28551415
It's higher among millennials who live in bumfuck missouri in their "affordable house" where there's no jobs and they just overdose on opioids or blow their brains off with a shotgun

>>28551472
Aren't those same millennials driving up your housing costs, lording over you at work in middle management and C-suite roles and ruining the government with their overrepresentation in congress?

Which is it fucktard, millennials are the bane of your existence and why you're a dry dick loser, or millennials are irrelevant hicks living in flyover country? It can't be both lol.

>>28550787 (OP)
m240i verts are like 21k

>>28551745
I'm talking about you in particular and your fat ugly poly wife
>Aren't those same millennials driving up your housing costs, lording over you at work in middle management and C-suite roles and ruining the government with their overrepresentation in congress?
worse, youre crybabbies about everything. thats more insufferable

>>28550787 (OP)
Build a locost for $12k to mog literally everything on the road and use the remaining 8k to buy a reliable daily. Also has the added benefit of not making you look like a colossal bmw faggot.

>>28550791
Get a far shittier car and drive it more, and better than he can.

>>28551836
>your [seething baseless insult stream] wife
Wait, are you an incel too? BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>worse, youre crybabbies about everything
You mean like what you've been doing all thread?

>>28550787 (OP)
>I have like 20k dollars to invest into something

Pay for a cumunity college auto shop course though if you're poor in the US you can get financial aid, Pell grants and lottery money etc. If your banked assets are too high, get a safety deposit box and withdraw your stash as cash then store that safely.

Then make an informed tool and equipment purchase plan that suits your situation which can include apartment and dorm life because I did it. Do not overspend since you won't need more than the tools you use as jobs arise. Save as much money as you can for a cash cushion.

You probably won't do this but if you did your vehicle options skyrocket and the skills you learn pay off for life in much more than cars even if you never got a related job (though the barrier to entry is low for mechanics).

Buying tools before toys yields MANY more toys because tools enable choices the non-wrenchers do not have. Wrenching is an amazing financial multiplier but you probably don't believe that, either.

I didn't fall out of my mother's cunt with a wrench in my hand. I chose to learn by doing and relentless study and I am not at all special. Neither are my gearhead bros (I have no use for helpless frens who are really parasites) who also wallow in vehicles, built their own workshops (we help each other because it's fun), and are either debt free or nearly so. (I'm debt free and retired early thanks to leading a wrenchful techie life.

I own at least one of every motorcycle I ever wanted yet never made six figures.

>>28551944
>incel
anyone can get sex, chud
finding a worthwhile woman to marry is the problem
millennials invented dating apps

>>28550795
>last more than 1m miles
BMWs in the 90s had their cylinder sleeves broken down from gas additives.
BMWs burn so much oil, that the american have stationed 50k troopers in germoney.

>>28552032
Millennials didn't invent online dating, and yes I can read, you made it about apps because you're a disingenuous little kike.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Match.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Kremen
>born in 1963

So a boomer ruined the dating market. I can spit trufax all day but you'll cry that I'm crying about boomers KEKW.

I've been happily married for over 10 years. I just closed on a house and have been shopping around for nicer finishing touches like the possibility of getting hardwood floors. How's life at mom's house lil guy?