Thread 28558923

which car owner stereotypes are actually true?
>truck drivers are insecure compensating small penis havers

>>28558923 (OP)
boyracers being twitchy faggots with crippling vape addictions

>men with trucks have big happenises
love seeing big trucks

>>28558923 (OP)
Pickups are for fuckups

>>28558923 (OP)
>>28559463
no truck r/fuckcars leftypol /n/iggers tongue my anus

>>28558923 (OP)
Anyone who buys a car that's excessively big or excessively fast has an ego problem.

>>28558923 (OP)
I have a big dick but what if I actually needed to get a big truck would my dick shrink?

>>28558923 (OP)
fartcan honda owners are always hispanic teenagers

>>28558923 (OP)
>truck drivers are insecure
Yes, but it's not really a penis size thing, it's mostly just the insecurity thing. Think of the type of guy who refuses to wash his ass unless he has "MAN SOAP" or some shit.

Toyota drivers are cucks

>>28558923 (OP)
Sc430 drivers are old

>>28558923 (OP)
Daily truck hate thread but:
Pavement princess truck drivers are super aggressive.
Beemer drivers are super aggresive.
Subarus are all wine aunts or lesbians (slow).
Shitbox drivers are essentially kamikaze pilots with how little they care about surviving a crash.

>>28559790
And what about one that's excessively big and excessively fast?

>>28559868
Then an F150 is your answer.

>>28559470
>Truckfags are sociopatic inbred imbecilles with an 1 inch cock
This guy is a living proof of that

shitboxes owned by mexicans drive like shit

>>28558923 (OP)
Mexicans never tell the truth on the subject of cars. Mexican car salesmen. Mexican private owner. Mexican tuner. They're what would happen if dwarves interbred for a century. They think they understand mechanical engineering but all they know is what effective for the next week.

>>28559901
>Think of the type of guy who refuses to wash his ass unless he has "MAN SOAP" or some shit.
Speaking of soap, after trying castile soap, I've never gone back. It dilutes well, so I can just water it down and use it as foaming soap, or just conserve it. I haven't had my hands peel apart for years.

The olive oil based soaps are very nice, although the hemp-based ones are way more common since Dr. Bronner's is the biggest brand in the US.

Favorite is peppermint, next up is lavender.

>>28560264
Absolutely seething cyclecuck, enjoy your prostate cancer you retarded faggot kek

>>28558923 (OP)
Ford ranger raptor driver's are passive aggressive faggots who tailgate everyone in eyeshot.

>>28559790
True honestly, most sports car owners are dumpy looking loserish old guys who obsessively keep it stock.

>>28560586
As someone who works in a job where pretty much everyone involved drives an *actual* truck, I don't think any of them would buy something that huge outside of work hours, no one wants to even drive the little truck we have to get groceries when we stay away from home, they won't even go unless they can jump in the hilux instead.

>>28560896
>Favorite is peppermint
washing your balls with that shit wakes you up

>>28560996
>not ricing car out is for losers
They might look stock but how could you tell they are stock?

>>28561027
none of these old losers are modifying their mustangs.

>these are the cuckolds making fun of my truck
holy shit my fucking sides, I wouldn't be surprised if lifted trucks were actually illegal in their cuckold shithole and that's the reason they hate them so much kek

>>28559470
you're a brown mexican

>>28560586
Goddamn what a retarded idea, people are allowed to own much worse just for the sake of it, yet you never hear "people should only own boats for work", or "people should only own dogs for work", or "people should only smoke cigarettes for work" or someshit.

>>28561079
My Ford Fusion is faster than your MR2, eurocuck.

why are truckulds so insecure?

>>28563768
compensating hard for their sissy clitties

>>28563768
imagine getting mad at something as retarded as truck nuts

>>28563768
That's based though??

>>28563807
>>28563768
You are projecting again, leftypol tranny

>>28563966
>bbcmotorsports
what?

>>28563969
Now you understand why OP is so obsessed with penises, OP only likes the biggest, veniest blackest cocks, that's why Xe is so angry at "truckolds" with average penises. OP only wants BBC.

>>28563972
im OP,the guy flabbergasted at bbcmotorsports, you seem to really love talking and thinking about black dicks, must be because you are an insecure truck driving cuckold sissy. and the bitch in that pic is obviously your wife. but seriously, who the fuck opens a an auto gallery called bbcmotorsports? do you mean to tell me some spadeson basically walked into a government building, declare this name to the dude behind the desk, gave the same name to banks and put it in all of the paperwork? wouldnt that be fucking weird? how is that even allowed? i thought obscene vulgar names were banned.

>>28564049
I get it, you need that BBC sister,. that's why a regular cock won't do.

>>28561144
>people should only own boats for work
>people should only own dogs for work
>people should only smoke cigarettes for work
these are all excellent ideas thougheverbeit

>>28565189
>only able to post on 4chan for work

>>28563966
I knew a chick just like this. Asian, so translate the race fetishes accordingly. No regrets, Mr Freeman.

Anyone with a non-American flag on their car cannot drive. Convince me otherwise.

>>28558923 (OP)
People who own RHD cars in RHT countries, and people who drive LHD cars in LHT countries are all faggots.

>>28566010
So you're either a faggot or a cuck? I mean watching others drive what they want while voluntarily restricting yourself isn't healthy...

>>28561027
>nooo making your car better is actually rIcE!!!
>They might look stock but how could you tell they are stock?
Because they are ALWAYS on their hilariously HUGE, beancounter inspired, old-man-appeasing MONSTER TRUCK fuckin STILTS
And some retards will MODIFY their car then claim it's stock LOL
Or they buy a car already MODIFIED, and think it's stock because they're retarded like >>28565579

>>28561144
Ok post your boat daily
Post yoir 5000lb dog that you drive to work and everywhere else for no reason
Post your 5000lbs of cigarettes that you carry everywhere

>>28564342
Didn't even mention race or niggerdicks, you were the one who went hardcore into bibisi stuff the moment you saw my post, which made your little truckold clitty violently spasm and leak sissy juice all over the place while thinking about bibisi. It's obvious you're obsessed with it and crave the stuff, typical truckold.

UK specific

>BMW - paki
>Audi - paki
>GT/R badged VW - paki

Stage vree cuzzy ygetme certi driver bruddah

>>28558923 (OP)
Diesel truck owners spending
$80k for their tow rig that pulls a 12 foot fiberglass boat 2 weekends a year

>>28566233
I'm a massive faggot - got a husband and everything.

>>28566375
>>28566254
wow so true sister! truckchud cock is simply not enough for us QOS sizequeens, we need that 8 inch cock MINIMUUM BBC bull cock to pound or wet boypuyssies!

>>28566448
Its crazy you think posting this is a mark against anyone but you

>>28566614
Male another thread where you seethe about trucks, I always laugh when I see them.

>>28561077
There are maximum lift laws within some states in the U.S. but other countries take it to a new level.
Either Canada or Australia (or both, I forget) require engineering certification paperwork for lift kits so there's limited suppliers.
And yes, people have posted about being on a trail and getting stopped by cops who they had to show their paper work to.

As for europistan, most countries have inspections where youll fail if you dont have factory sized tires. We're talking "oh the door tag says 215/70/16 but you have 225/70/16- registration cancelled until you obtain properly sized tires". Lift kits (and lowering kits) are basically illegal.
And dont forget most europoor.countries have displacement tax- imagine having to pay $5k a year in extra registration because you have a 4.0L instead of a 1.3L.

>>28566616
No i think you get upset

>>28559910
>the car that everyone says is reliable is bad

>>28567798
>displacement tax
It's CO2 tax in most places nowadays, but it works the same, bigger engines have more of it (harder to cheat the tests) and the rates are progressive. Imagine paying for something you literally breathe out.

>>28566448
damn, you really love black dicks dont you? typical amerimutt, get back in your truck sissy boi.

>>28569073
I am a huge faggot and only 8 inch BBC can breed my boy pussy, that's why I hate truckchuds with average sized dicks, pic related, me, the average eurocuck faggot cyclist.

>>28569165
why do you love bibisi so much? were you molested as a child? damn, truckolds are all child abuse victims, so they buy trucks because it makes them feel safe, PATHETIC

>>28569204
>01:41:55
seething europoor

>>28569468
I see that you've stopped talking about bibisi and have resorted to jakking, good, but not good enough. Owning a truck just exposes you for being a midget cuck.
>>28569476
TRUCKOLDS ON SUICIDE WATCH KEK

>>28569621
interesting, sadly you are an eurocuck that can't even afford a car, so your opinion is worthless

>>28566448
kek, OP won't recover.

>>28559968
You forgot:

Miata owners are all homosexual men (there are no exceptions).
Corvettes are lifestyle cars for boomers
Overland rigs are for trust fund kids to go glamping with on hardball trails (but only within 20 miles of a starbucks)

>>28568118
Registration for my 6.6L Big Block V8 with zero emissions equipment is 20 bucks a year.
My county does not have emission or safety inspections.

Ive lived in U.S. cities that have one or the other (strangely never both at the same time).
Ive legitimately passed one (1) smog inspection in my 30 years of driving- you can always find some druggie tech that will take cash to pass you (price has gone up a lot of course).
Safety inspections are "do the brake lights, horn and windshield wipers work? Yes? OK youre good to go".

Europistan has already turned into some futuristic dystopian nightmare and you dont even see it. You were frogs in the pot of water, sitting comfortably as the heat was turned up and now youre boiling to death and saying "well, that last mandate wasn't THAT bad..."

Test

>>28558923 (OP)
Didn't think they sold Rams in the UK.

>>28574161
>didn't they sold
SAAAR

>>28558923 (OP)
>trugg drivers are insecure men
>SUV drivers are insecure women
>2 door SUV drivers are delusional
>hatchback drivers are boy racer faggpts
>coupe drivers are all ugly
>Italian car drivers can't wrench
>German car drivers are Arabic
>Toyota drivers are poor or rich with no in between
>Ford drivers are retards
>Nissan drivers are exactly what you think

>>28575919
Saar! That is not how one uses greentexts, saar. You must greentext properly, saar. SAAR!

>>28576628
Nta but yes it is lmao

>>28558923 (OP)
Dodge/RAM is for alcoholics and nigs.

>>28576645
It is not, saar. SAAR!

folks with douchey looking cars
>after market rims, black out tint, modified exhaust
drive like entitled pieces of shit and use exit lanes and what not to cut everyone else in stop-n-go commuter traffic, i should start stabbing tires based off car looks alone

>>28559868
if you needed a big truck, would you also need a lift kit, wheel spaces and knobby tires? if so, your penis would in fact shrink

>>28560999
all the guys at my last job drove big lifted crew cab trucks. they kept the equipment (computers and shit)in the cab and under a bed cover thingy. i fit all the same crap in a small suv that was able to manuever around jobsites much easier than their giant rigs

^^^^we never towed anything for work

>>28560996
>obsessively keep it stock
Ever been to the BMW M forums? Those fags trade in their "beloved" cars the second a new one is available. Not only that but when a new model is announced, they share their lists of 48+ mods then plan to make when they get it. Like fuck dude I get wanting to make it your own but these niggers are so obsessed with mods its a wonder if they even like the car they're buying

>>28569212
That makes lot of sense, and they're driving 20 over the limit because they pooped their pants and are cranky for change.

Porsche drivers are OLD

>>28558923 (OP)
I drive picrel. what stereotypes are for me?

>>28577789
They like the cars because of how easy they are to MODIFY

>>28578147
Old black man.
You were marching with Martin Luther King for your rights levels of old man.

>>28558923 (OP)
did you check their penises? How do you know?

>>28577913
Yeah I never saw a young guy drive one. It's not like they can afford it.

>>28580526
I am a huge racist though

>>28580627

So are most old black men. Go talk to them about Chinese and Jews, you might find you have a lot in common.

>>28580655
Maybe I will, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbMzoSVKp1Q

>>28558923 (OP)
Lifted HD trucks are low T, base model halfton trucks are high T

>>28578147
Mexican

>>28558923 (OP)
Anyone who ones a big truck are a inbred sister fucker who deserves to be hang publicity.
Small trucks are fine, it's when the fucking truck is
taller then my torso, they should be made fun of. They are less worth then the cows we slaughter to eat. I hope they run over a child and get haunted by the guilt till they kill themselves in their big tall trucks.

>>28578147
You're a faggot boomer who jacks off to shitty Scorsese mob flicks

>>28558923 (OP)
>truck drivers are insecure compensating small penis havers
that's brodozers
mid 90s to mid 00s truck owners are all criminals

>>28578147
A white unmarried autist like myself. (Have an 88 but like these years the best). Nice box Merc, anon.

>>28578147
Based since its a merc and not some domestic turd that keep getting shilled here for some reason