>And we were all tin-foil hatters for saying it would!
The funniest shit is they played their hand over the most inane shit: an unauthorized rap commercial someone made for them

Here's the cease & desist letter they sent him.

>>28562893 (OP)
>>28562894
This is exactly why I’m selling my new car and buying one that isn’t connected to the internet.

>>28562893 (OP)
You can make a Tessie say anything on the screen. Letter is completely separate for him using it in a rap video. They don’t just shut down on the highway, maybe once you park and turn it off but def not on the highway due to legal safety.

>>28562896
>they can still do it, they, they just pinky promise they won't
>if they ever change their mind, there's nothing you can do about it
>forget the past several decades of everyone getting de-banked for questioning the jews, fired for questioning the jews, forbidden from using public mail for questioning the jews, and assassinated for questioning the jews

>>28562896
forgot vid.

>>28562893 (OP)
Lol this nigger just opened himself up to a slam dunk damages lawsuit.

>>28562893 (OP)
Of course it's a shitskin.

>>28562893 (OP)
>>28562894
But it's so obviously fake. If it were anyone but Tesla you wouldn't think it was real for a second. Oh and it just so happens that he has a must video called Cybertruck and he's going viral for his Cybertruck? What a coincidence. It couldn't possibly be something he made up to get traffic. Although credit where it's due I'm surprised he used a real vin and the real name of the Tesla lawyer in the fake letter. Most nogs would probably have just made up fake shit and not think anyone would check.

Imagine being so low IQ that when youre in the fast lane and your vehicle starts slowing down you just sit there with a stupid look on your face and stop in the fucking fast lane instead of pulling onto the shoulder.

>>28562893 (OP)
N

>>28563049
There is no fast lane. There's a left lane which is the passing lane. Reminder to obey all posted speed limits.

>>28562893 (OP)
>Buys a car from a petty narcissistic tyrant
>Gets remotely deactivated because he made a music video with it
Kek

Deserved for buying a Cybertruck.

>>28562893 (OP)
>obvious fake
>/o/tards gobble it up because it fits their schizo fantasies
Color me entirely unsurprised

>>28562931
>Although credit where it's due I'm surprised he used a real vin and the real name of the Tesla lawyer in the fake letter.
Too bad he used the wrong title when faking a letter claimed to be from her. She was promoted eleven months ago. No way a boss babe lawyer is sending out letters with her old title when she's now a VP. Dude appears to have Googled "Tesla top lawyer" and got an older page with her info on it.
He should have kept things generic because now she has a legal claim against him in addition to Tesla having legal claims against him. He's going to get lots of free publicity for his rap tune but also end up making a degrading public apology and be on the hook for legal fees on both sides.

I'm no lawyer but this is libel and slander right? Faking that a car will shut itself off when running, in traffic, and apparently as a retliation for a copyright/trademark cease and desist?
Like grade fucking A libel and slander because people just run with the first thing they see and now thousands think a Tesla will shut off and kill them.

>>28562902
You’d think so, but everyone is anti-Tesla and anti-EV. So do you really think you have the entire story?

Plus, you know the nature of niggers. This one probably got the cease and desist letter, said “well fuck that, mufugga, shiiiieeeet,” and stopped paying his car note (or lease, which would be even funnier). Isn’t that more plausible?

>all them nervous tesla shills saying "it's obviously fake"
uh oh
stinky

>>28563280
Does he attempt to operate the screen to show that it isn't some video playing.
Does he attempt to power off and power on the car to prove that it is indeed undrivable and won't let him drive.
No.

>>28563286
your anger only confirms my suspicions more

>>28563273
Imagine the insanity of believing a car will be forcibly shut off on the highway, in rush hour traffic, endangering hundreds of uninvolved people, when a connected vehicle like that knows where and when the user would be home.

Oh wait that's insane and completely illegal and this dude just spread that idea to we dont know how many people.
This dude's financial life is over.

>>28563292
Like tang in space or trixie tang from donkey kong country or is tang what the chinese call it when they get kicked in the gooch for a week as punishment?

>>28563292
imagine pushing an update that stops a third of the worlds economy in an instant

>>28563089
>everybody's been waiting for this

>>28563292
>Oh wait that's insane and completely illegal
True. Never in the history of humanity has a company done something insane and completely illegal before.

nigger jumpscare!

>>28562893 (OP)
Pretty based of Tesla to take the anti theft system to that level.

nigger triggered the cuck alarm

>>28563289
>Man you sure are mad and defensive at being called a rapist, the only reason a person would ever deny an accusation is if they are guilty!