Thread 28603605

I'm getting real sick of this shit. I need to discourage driving on my lawn but the city says I can't build a fence because they want a "vision triangle." It's kind of a rough neighborhood. Any suggestions?

Get some nails, paint them brown or green and throw them on there

>>28603605 (OP)
3ft high cinder block wall.

Stick rebars to the ground.

Dig out 3ft by 3 ft behind the kerb.

>>28603605 (OP)
Get a nice decorative boulder and drop it there. Problem solved.

>>28603605 (OP)
big rock

>>28603618
>>28603623
Actually this would work great. Even easier than than the cinder block wall and more robust. A couple boulders on the lawn and good luck to any faggots who can't drive.

>>28603618
>>28603621
Anything that creates a hazard ends up as OP's homeowners insurance making a payout and jacking his rates or dropping him. Same with all the suggestions of caltrops and nails.
What OP needs is something that's safe to drive over, but *looks* unsafe, or is just very annoying to drive over.
2-foot hedge, for example, but that requires maintenance.

>>28603627
>stationary object set back from the road is a hazard

>>28603629
At night a boulder is invisible to the individual who is cutting that corner.

>>28603633
*paints with reflective colors*
Nothin’ personnel, drunko.

>>28603627
OP is not liable for people crashing into his lawn. In terms of insurance, driver will be 100% at fault.

>>28603605 (OP)
A reflective driveway marker paired with a couple 3-5 foot boulders should be just fine. Disregard fags like >>28603633, large boulders are incredibly obvious to a non-drugged driver and any remotely reasonable insurance provider would ask why the driver decided to drive over the curb, onto the grass, and into a huge rock

>>28603605 (OP)
a few thick metal/concrete posts
won't obscure vision
will wreck a line-stepper's shitbox

>>28603641
>3-5 foot boulders
Love to but I can't have anything in the vision triangle over 18" high.

>>28603605 (OP)
boulders are placed in yards often for this very reason

>>28603646
An 18" tall boulder will be ~300lbs. I assure you that will fuck a car up big time.

>>28603646
Then get a wide boulder. Dig out a small hole if you have to, it's not like it'll go anywhere anytime soon.

>>28603605 (OP)
Dig a trench exactly where those tire tracks are.

last leave a baby carriage there. no one will drive over a lawn and ram a baby carriage.

>>28603605 (OP)
put a little decorative metal pinwheel a couple feet from the curb. I put an American flag one up around July 4th and just left it there. No delivery driver has dared running over it and my lawns been perfect since.

>>28603605 (OP)
>>28603652
If anyone asks, you're putting in a decorative pond.

>>28603651
In most areas this would work great, but here if the car gets high-centered and stuck, the pack will get out and fuck with my house.

Rock beats trugg
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/09/us/omaha-rock-crash-meme-trnd/

>>28603633
He can just like, not cut that corner?

>>28603660
If you want to deter people from driving across your lawn, then you'll have to add an obstacle that's big enough to be easily noticed and enough of a hazard to mess up their car if driven over. A large boulder is the most effective way to satisfy both criteria without making the lawn significantly uglier.
To address your point, any obstacle that could mess up someone's car would land you in the exact same situation as a boulder. Unless you opt for a lethal solution e.g. >>28603637
If the local populace is evil enough to try fucking up your house after fucking up their own car, then you should get a security camera + firearms or move out of an obviously crime-ridden area

Someone post that compilation of people getting stuck on a boulder

>>28603660
Why do you live around niggers?

>>28603656
Better yet, just buy a pack of American flags and line them along the curb in the dirt

>>28603679
The real estate agent said that this area is gentrifying rapidly and if I can hold on for a few years it will become nice.

>>28603685
Real estate agents will say anything for a sale

>>28603684
Really anything with an American flag will work. With the new flag law Trump passed you can execute desecrators on sight.

>>28603605 (OP)
buy a few bags of quick creet and just raise the height of the curb with a quick and dirty with two 2x4s as a form.

>>28603641
Did you not notice that one of those is a dually backing over the grass? A fucking marker isn't going to do shit it's just lazy probably Indian delivery drivers who don't care or angry truckoids who don't care. People will drive over anything they can to avoid having to make an extra point in their turn. Of course the Indians will just drive into a fucking rock too.

Honestly there's no answer besides don't have a corner lot, here not only do people use the sidewalk for their lazy fuck u-turns, in the winter they will drive 3' into the snow bank until it gets high enough to be like a wall.

>>28603686
Two white men moved into a house across the street a few months ago, so that's a start.

>>28603702
An F-150 has 8-9 inches of ground clearance. The specialized off-road Raptor has 12-13 inches of clearance.
OP can install a boulder that's 18" higher than the curb. Short of a custom lift kit and carefully driving just the tire over the boulder, that'll stop any car.

As for the rest, I think the price of installing a boulder is worth fucking up extremely negligent drivers' cars especially if they'd just be fucking up your lawn otherwise.

>>28603646
that’s fine, most cars have 5-8” of ground clearance. 18” will destroy them.

>>28603627
Pic shown is from a heavy truck, they wont give a shit about something that "looks" unsafe. Those pajeets will plow right over it.

OP is in a shithole where either 26 foot box trucks or semis routinely travel through his neighborhood. He has other things to worry about than his lawn desu.

>>28603710
>Two white men moved in
Your neighborhood is gayntrifying.

>>28603605 (OP)
Every suggestion ITT would be considered a racist boobytrap in OP's jurisdiction (he lives near niggers therefore in a blue district).
Pic related serves the same function as the boulder idea, but is untouchable by judges, juries and insurance adjusters. If a White guy crashes into it you can have him thrown in prison for 400 years for a hate crime.

>>28603759
>t.never saw underside of a truck

>>28603863
Even with a fuckhuge lift, the front and rear axles don't get any higher. If you don't carefully crawl over a 12+ inch boulder with one tire then your front axle is gone. Yeah TTBs exist but stopped being produced almost 30 years ago.

>>28603688
>t. learned nothing from J6
sure anon, Daddy Zognald has your back, he promised.

>>28603881
The only place you are going to find 8-9" is the point under the center of the rear differential housing. It's literally the lowest point of the truck that isn't a wheel, and "ground clearance" is in reality "minimal ground clearance". Everywhere else under the same axle it's going to be higher, almost as high as half the wheel (about 32") height minus several inches. And there are no front solid axles anymore on half ton trucks and SUVs meaning you won't find anything as low as 8" anywhere else besides that single point in the rear.
>fuckhuge lift
won't do anything, at least not directly. You need bigger wheels.

>>28603897
Lol the tranny union shill is back

Install some parking blocks around the curve. It's a wake up call that won't trap the car.

>>28603605 (OP)
Boomer neighbor of mine pounded big pieces of rebar into the tall grass on the side of the road where people were constantly parking and leaving their cars. Curiously, the people stopped parking on the grass, and the county came out and installed a bunch of no parking signs after that.
Nobody parks in the grass on my street now

>>28603710
Great, now you're surrounded by niggers AND faggots.

just go to a quarry and get a big rock

>>28603605 (OP)
Caltrops. You can make them. Not nails because they're not guaranteed to penetrate. You might have to figure something out since the grass is soft and the caltrops might sink without puncturing. Small boards with nails on them sticking up would do it. At least if they fuck up your lawn they have to go buy a new $50-100 tire.

Or be a fag and plant a tree/put up fence

>>28603627
>Anything that creates a hazard ends up as OP's homeowners insurance making a payout and jacking his rates
So, so many fucking people need to hang in this country

>>28604099
You could also bitch at the city to come put a real curb up. Or make one yourself, something that would break axles if driven over. Even some bricks would work.

Get a webcam and dig a hole not a big pool size but just big enough for a car to get stuck in and perhaps water the lawn a bit. Upload it "caught another one" watching tards trying to get their car out of the mud is always funny and you might earn a bit of gas money.

just dig a pit there and cover it up with astro turf

a short campaign poster which is long enough for the entire curb or a series of small signs
there are laws against removing or damaging them when they are on private property
the rebar option mentioned earlier can also be used in tandem, instead of using normal ground stakes

ROCKS

Big beautiful rock. Seriously it's an old meme

>>28604044
I like this suggestion the best.

Concrete raised planter beds with just enough ground clearance that obliterate a radiator. Fill it with perennial flowers. A Oriental Poppy would be fitting for when a chinese person crashs headlong and destroys themselves on a poppy (symbolic representation of Opium)

>>28603627

why would he be found at fault for a driver cutting a corner and hitting his lawn decoration? I guess he'd have to claim if his boulder was damaged.

>>28603839

twinks don't do petty crime at least.

>>28603710
Yup that's gentrification. But you're supposed to try and FOLLOW the gays, unless you're trying to flip your house to them

>>28603605 (OP)
Do these fuckers not exist where you live? They also make some that are little hemispheres. They have a piece of rebar sticking out of the bottom that fixes them in the ground and exist to keep people from cutting corners like that or parking on your yard. I have them along the road near my front gate to keep delivery trucks from parking on the edge of my grass and getting stuck in the ditch, which happened a couple of times over the years.

Guy in my area has a 90 turn. Drunkies like to hit it too hard and smash his fence. Installed a rebar fence and any time someone hits it be puts up a cutout of the Kool-Aid man so everyone knows.

>>28603660
Jesus Christ, is that why they use those all over curbs here? I thought it was purely for decoration, but good God, how do you keep hitting a 3 foot tall rock?

>>28605238
>rebar fence
A what? Is it like a regular fence but made with rebar instead of wire?

A local who had trouble with people taking down his wood fence to go 4 wheeling and stuff on his property rented some ditching equipment and just dug a ditch down the fence line. It was way cheaper than running a new, sturdier fence, and you'd need a monster truck or a bridge to get across it because it's so deep.

>>28603646
17.5 inch boulder would do some serious damage to even a big dump truck

>>28603610
fpbp, add spikes of some kind, the harder to see the better

>>28603623
This is the way.

Sink a deep metal pole right in the apex
Paint it safety yellow

>>28605600
Rock always win. Pic Rel was a brand new Aston DBX.

>Ctrl+F bollard
>Phrase not found

>>28605915
inb4 muh grass

>>28603605 (OP)
>I'm getting real sick of this shit.
You cannot do anything if that is located in the clearance easement part of the land in your front yard. That depends on the state though. In my state, I cannot Fence off the easement or block it with a solid wall. I can put plants on it such as a flower bed or lawn but if I do so, then I am obligated to maintain it or remove it. If I remove it, I must return the land to native vegetation.

I also occupy a curved curbless corner like you do. My solution was to put up a decorative 2 foot tall narrow hedge and keep it trimmed. That has stopped cars from shortcutting across the property.

>>28605122
>t.virgin
twinks are absolute devils for theft and vandalism

Just move away, dude.

>>28604100
lmao
>I can't endanger the public? literally 1984

>>28605122
everything a twink does is rooted in pettiness

>>28603627
>trespass on private property resulting in destruction of said property results in the victim OP the property owner, somehow being liable for injuries or damage the perpetrating party inflicted on themselves during their unsolicited crime against their victim, OP
This is just dumb enough to be believable and proof that all Leftoids need to be deported into the Sun for their ever increasing litany of crimes against civilization.

>>28610492
>endangering the public
An inanimate rock sitting in plain sight on private property is not "endangering the public."

>>28610492
Come here you faggot I'm going to endanger you with a fucking rock by thundercunting it at your ugly mug.

>>28603660
build a nice rock wall the maximum height that your local laws allow, its probably something like between 3 and 5 feet

Lay down a corner "garden" with nice sharp rocks.

Also keep a rotating stock of cheap trailers parked as close to the corner as legally possible. Look up the laws, spray paint a marker where you can park, move them in and out as the law dictates.

>>28610515

In my long experience twinks are usually only catty/petty with other twinks (and to a less extent women). What Jean Genet called the territoriality of pretty feminine young men where feigned detente hides wanting to claw each other's eyes out.

Twinks trade bitchy crossfire but someone who can clean and press the bodyweight of multiple twinks won't suffer kind of "who is she" stuff.

>>28603656
perhaps shaped like this?

>>28603605 (OP)
>the city says I can't build a fence because they want a "vision triangle."
It's that way in many states. So you need to read the existing city ordinance for yourself to determine WHAT IS ALLOWED. If you simply talk to an uncooperative city employee, they might just automatically tell you "NO" even if you ask about planting a 2 foot hedge that blocks no vision.

>>28612066
>an uncooperative city employee
How did you know? She barely said anything and would not even make eye contact.

mock firehydrant

>>28603685
Dude, I wish the best for you, but of course a real estate agent is going to say that. Get the boulder though for your issue

>>28612077
Don't have a fire.

>>28603637
You... I like the way you think.

>>28612076
nta
most employees of the government are lazy, its not so much of a stretch to assume that a bottom of the barrel civil servant is going to be a cunt
the only exceptions are some but not all people who work for research grants

>>28603618
>Get a nice decorative boulder and drop it there. Problem solved.
Even better if that boulder flips cars like >>28605600 does. The boulder needs to slope and be about 1/2-2/3 of the beltline height of a crossover. If you need to flip a box truck, you'll want around the higher end, which means about 20"-30" height. That's a heavy rock, so it'll naturally sink as time passes.