Thread 28608777

First week of every month for the last year, this scum has been littering my entire city with flyers stuck to cars, parked in driveways and on the street, indiscriminately. This is illegal, it is vandalism, trespassing, and littering. They keep putting one on my car, and they've scratched my windshield. I would like to find the best course of legal action to get these guys fucked. I do not want to, and will not tell them where I live or what car is mine, because I know they're illegally paying kids under the table to put the flyers out in the middle of the night, and I don't want them to fuck with my shit. I have seen these flyers in almost every suburb in the valley.

You can quite easily find their address and other info within 10 second on google.

>>28608777 (OP)
maybe stop street parking your car you fucking poorfag
>they've scratched my windshield
yeah? their piece of paper scratched glass?

>>28608779
Read mother fucker, my car is parked in a driveway on private property.

>>28608782
garage motherfucker, your driveway is basically just a slightly more private street.

>>28608786
Doesn't matter. No one should be touching my shit for any reason.

>>28608777 (OP)
You could try driving past their address in the middle of the night and shooting out all their windows, that might send a message.

>>28608777 (OP)
1. Put a remote bomb in your fuel cell
2. Sell your car to them
3. ???
4. No more spam

>>28608790
Thwn go confront them when they do it.

>>28608777 (OP)
Dude.
You live in Sac
You have much bigger problems...

>>28608851
Bro's street parking in Sacramento? Lmao
At least he won't have to worry about this problem long

>>28608777 (OP)
>contact them
>arrange meeting
>point a gun at them and make demands

There has to be a way to spam that phone number, that's the route that I'd go. You have to make it make sense to NOT want to post these flyers.

You could also pay a few crackheads $30 a piece to harass them since you know their address.

>>28608779
Dumbfuck kids being paid probably a few cents per flyer to distribute don't give a fuck if they damage property while rushing to slap these under wiper blades.

>>28608873
what exactly is going to scratch your windshield by lifting the wiper and putting a paper under it?

>>28608918
Do you work for this fucking company? Why are you people defending this shit so vehemently?

>>28608918
they probably just lift the wiper arm up, stick the flyer there, then let go of the arm so it smacks into the glass

>>28608779
I hate this trend of victim blaming

>>28608949
because paper and a windshield wiper should not be damaging fucking glass.
>>28609008
rubber isn't damaging your glass either, fuckwit

>>28609014
oh please you fucking pussy, you sound like some dumbass roastie

>>28609020
brown hands wrote this

>>28608777 (OP)
It's probably just a bunch of mexicans, report them to ice, and it should clear up in a few weeks.

>>28609049
I'm whiter than you could ever hope to be, Pablo.

>>28609016
dunno why you're getting mad at me, but if the wiper claws that hold the rubber are metal the rubber isn't going to stop it smacking into the glass.

>>28609083
Why are you bending over backwards to defend illegal activity that damages personal property?

>>28608777 (OP)
Just shoot them. Aren't you supposed to be able to defend shit in America?

>>28609108
Because I think OP is a retarded faggot garageless loser that's making shit up

>>28609119
California isn't America lol
Especially not Sacramento.

>>28609154
You sound like a child. Is this your first day on the 3chins? Do you even own a car?

Get over it, OP, you sensitive little sissy.
Also NYPA, call the cops if you care so much.

>>28609161
I own 3 cars, 2 motorcycles, and a garage big enough to fit them all. Unlike op. Lmao

>>28608777 (OP)
nuke them
>>28608779
Anons can't see one thread without making sure they make a contrarian post because they're so cool and smart and not at all sperglord

>>28608777 (OP)
You need some kind of alarm to let you know that they're wandering on to your property. You could buy/make some tripwire perimeter alarms. If you have a relatively straight driveway flanked by a grass yard, you could run the tripwires just below the top of the grass roughly 18 inches from the edge of the driveway on each side.

>>28608777 (OP)
If you don't want unsightly tripwires, you could bury some pressure-plate type devices. Picrel uses a CO2 cartridge to dispense paint.

>>28608777 (OP)
Is that carpet? looks fucking groce man...

>>28609016
You do realize that if someone is doing something as quickly as possible, not worrying about damaging someone elses shit, then they could easily fuck something up. Also, consider that the rubber on a wiper blade is super thin, and if it's worn could easily damage a windshield if it's slapped back on. I'll give OP the benefit of the doubt.
>>28609165
He's not asking for us to actively do anything for him, simply asking for advice. NYPA doesn't apply. He's also in CA, so the police obviously wouldn't do shit for him. Sad but true.
>>28609169
Post garage with timestamp. You won't.
>>28609637
Can't believe I didn't notice this until now. Absolutely disgusting, although carpet is ALWAYS more gross than you realize.

>>28611006
stfu op

>>28611225
I'm not OP, but these responses are ridiculous. OP literally didn't ask us to bombard this company or anything, just asked for guidance. This guy is irritated about someone messing with his car on a CAR FORUM.