Thread 28610777

What car are you committing a heinous crime in (in minecraft)
Needs to blend in, store dead bodies, have enough getaway power.

>>28610777 (OP)
Audi RS6 is the criminal's choice for a reason.

Oscar Meier Wiener mobile.

No one will ever believe the witnesses

>>28610792
Only comes in a wagon, no good for corpses. My vote goes to S63 AMG unless you go for an older model RS6

>>28610777 (OP)
Whatever my getaway driver deems suitable for the job.

I have the strangest boner.

>>28610823
I love fleshlight women

>>28610808
It's literally perfect for corpses, anon. You can even stack them in the back as long as you cover them up, and that bitch has a cargo cover.

>>28610833
I thought it was just an amputee, but imagine getting a handy from that deformed hang. Imagine, anon.

>>28610777 (OP)
It needs to be completely forgettable with decent room. My vote is a Kia SUV (telluride, Sportage) or one of the Lexus hybrid SUVs that's just a RAV4.

>>28610777 (OP)
The only real answer is a black chrysler new yorker Really any of them, but the 70's-er the better
Is it fast? No. Does it blend in? Certainly not. Is it reliable? Kind of. Does it store bodies? Many. Will it make national news? Maybe. Will you become a legend spoken of only in hushed tones? Yes.

>>28610777 (OP)
I though about saving this webm, but decided not to.

>>28610833
Holy shit the kid has arms

>>28610777 (OP)
just buy a hearse, nobody seaches hearses for dead bodies

>>28611316
>nobody seaches hearses for dead bodies
pallbearers do

>>28610777 (OP)
a white/gray/black equinox with the 2 liter turbo in it, surprisingly fast and there's a fucking billion of them so they'll never figure out which one is you, you'll need one of those cargo cover things for the back though

>>28610777 (OP)
XF Sportbrake, they don't stand out like a Range Rover and you see plenty of them round here

>>28610777 (OP)
God I wish I had a girl to throw footballs at.