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Anonymous No.28610777 [Report] >>28610792 >>28610822 >>28610897 >>28610913 >>28610930 >>28611316 >>28611678 >>28611702 >>28612899
What car are you committing a heinous crime in (in minecraft)
Needs to blend in, store dead bodies, have enough getaway power.
Anonymous No.28610792 [Report] >>28610808
>>28610777 (OP)
Audi RS6 is the criminal's choice for a reason.
Anonymous No.28610795 [Report]
Oscar Meier Wiener mobile.

No one will ever believe the witnesses
Anonymous No.28610808 [Report] >>28610891
>>28610792
Only comes in a wagon, no good for corpses. My vote goes to S63 AMG unless you go for an older model RS6
Anonymous No.28610822 [Report]
>>28610777 (OP)
Whatever my getaway driver deems suitable for the job.
Anonymous No.28610823 [Report] >>28610833
I have the strangest boner.
Anonymous No.28610833 [Report] >>28610893 >>28611312
>>28610823
I love fleshlight women
Anonymous No.28610891 [Report]
>>28610808
It's literally perfect for corpses, anon. You can even stack them in the back as long as you cover them up, and that bitch has a cargo cover.
Anonymous No.28610893 [Report]
>>28610833
I thought it was just an amputee, but imagine getting a handy from that deformed hang. Imagine, anon.
Anonymous No.28610897 [Report]
>>28610777 (OP)
It needs to be completely forgettable with decent room. My vote is a Kia SUV (telluride, Sportage) or one of the Lexus hybrid SUVs that's just a RAV4.
Anonymous No.28610913 [Report]
>>28610777 (OP)
The only real answer is a black chrysler new yorker Really any of them, but the 70's-er the better
Is it fast? No. Does it blend in? Certainly not. Is it reliable? Kind of. Does it store bodies? Many. Will it make national news? Maybe. Will you become a legend spoken of only in hushed tones? Yes.
Anonymous No.28610930 [Report]
>>28610777 (OP)
I though about saving this webm, but decided not to.
Anonymous No.28611312 [Report]
>>28610833
Holy shit the kid has arms
Anonymous No.28611316 [Report] >>28611321
>>28610777 (OP)
just buy a hearse, nobody seaches hearses for dead bodies
Anonymous No.28611321 [Report]
>>28611316
>nobody seaches hearses for dead bodies
pallbearers do
Anonymous No.28611678 [Report]
>>28610777 (OP)
a white/gray/black equinox with the 2 liter turbo in it, surprisingly fast and there's a fucking billion of them so they'll never figure out which one is you, you'll need one of those cargo cover things for the back though
Anonymous No.28611702 [Report]
>>28610777 (OP)
XF Sportbrake, they don't stand out like a Range Rover and you see plenty of them round here
Anonymous No.28611716 [Report]
>thrash metal intensifies
Anonymous No.28612899 [Report]
>>28610777 (OP)
God I wish I had a girl to throw footballs at.