Thread 28619101

this is my brand new never farted in 86. say something nice about it

Hell yeah dude, hope it serves you well. Got a couple buddies with these that love them. Feels good having a car with nobody's farts in it but your own.

*brrrrts into the window*
you're welcome

hideous millennial car

>>28619106
>oh no a flat engine with a low COG. what a shit car

I guess some idiot has to buy new so the rest of us have used cars to buy.

>>28619127
you won't have mine. I'm keeping it forever

>>28619130
When you get more money, you'll replace it with a Porsche

>>28619110
>car turns right
>oil pickup goes dry
>explodes
>muh COG tho

biggest fail in history.
should’ve bought an i30N or ElantraN

>>28619158
>shitting-dog car

>>28619161
>non N sloppa
don’t care. N GODmachines are a whole different breed

>>28619101 (OP)
Reducing the utility of your car for aesthetics is inherently gay and feminine. Sports cars are gay.

>>28619101 (OP)
>never farted in
How can you be sure

>>28619101 (OP)
>say something nice about it
The factory worker who test drove it for QA/QC planted one in the seat just to make sure the seat was up to the task.

>>28619101 (OP)
You paid a whole lot of money for an underpowered turd. It’s like a less good Miata. I paid less for each of these, save the Cadillac obviously, than you did for that,

>>28619283
>Grand National
Based beyond reason

>>28619101 (OP)
>black wheels
>duckbill
Ricer

>>28619283
Very redpilled

>>28619283
two of the same car , why

>>28619103
>Feels good having a car with nobody's farts in it but your own
PDI guys probably pooted in it when they were driving it off the carrier

>>28619309
I bought my dad the one with the orange roof because it has a torqueflite 727. The one with the vinyl is mine. It’s got an 833 4 speed.

>>28619283
if those really are your cars, that is some mega dick energy.

>>28619317
Is bread on good still a thing?

>>28619158
No aftermarket. Toyobaru is half Subaru, half Toyota, a mature tuning platform from the day it was born, nevermind now. Also explodes when out of warranty, like everything korean, including kimchi and politicians.

>>28619283
Your garage is a fire hazard.

>>28619321
No, these days it's shit on hood.

>>28619283
>It’s like a less good Miata
Miata is soft and has a short wheelbase, so it's forgiving in slow corners, Toyobaru is stiff and long-ish so it's more stable in fast corners.

>>28619283
>all that free space
>nice cars
>TWO furnace heaters
>ZERO insulation
>NO tools in sight
>Georgia
what the fuck am I looking at?

>>28619101 (OP)
something nice about it

>>28619393
It’s insulated, it just doesn’t have fiberglass. I literally just got it finished and haven’t moved my tools from my current shop and gotten the lifts installed.

>>28619101 (OP)
It's alright, but it's no miata.

>>28619395
I mean, am I wrong?

>>28619395
NTA and I'm equally as bitter but for different reasons
>enough land for a built garage
>CTS-V blackwing and GN
>bought matching car for dad

>>28619101 (OP)
These things look great.
Has anyone swapped that Toyota GR engine into one of these yet?
>>28619158
Hot cartoon child

>>28619101 (OP)
Brembos are nice
Paint is nice
Too bad I already bought a different car because pic rel looks amazing

>>28619451
Doesn’t look like any more of a fire hazard than any other building. Is he going to be burning trash in barrel in the corner to keep warm?

>>28619529
Your building has a completely exposed wooden frame?

>>28619485
The rarity of yellow paint these days saddens me.

have fun anon! take some driving lessons at a race track and maybe autocross.

>>28619534
Is the basement of my house a fire hazard?

>>28619485
the yellow, like every other color, looks better on the yota

>>28619670
It's literally the same paint code. The reason why I didn't bring up the GR86 is because in the west it's part of a special edition that comes with the ugly ass bodykit and exhaust meaning you're paying hefty Goyota tax just for the yellow paint. And this is someone coming from someone who owns a GR. I'd rather get a yellow BRZ without all the tacked on bullshit, the duckbill, and Subaru dealers do order books instead of allocations to my knowledge. Gold brembos > red.

>>28619635
Possibly. Also mold hazard.

>>28619670
PIKACHU

>>28619101 (OP)
How's the torque dip?

>>28619101 (OP)
I work in a car factory, I've been farting in the new cars before they even leave the production line. I do dash work so I sit in the seats, and I've been making a big bowl of bacon split pea soup every week for over a year now, keeps me farting pretty regular and they're the good eggy ones, a little dry but voluminous.

>>28619136
No she won't, she's going to crash her forever car. Also way to assume OP's gender, it's clearly a woman.

>>28619702
non-existent

>>28619283
Darts are expensive now holy shit. You could get a NICE Swinger resto for $20k back when I was in highschool and no one really wanted one over a e body. At $40k I'm going to just get a bigger loan for a cuda at that point it's crazy. They're not worth that.

>>28619283
What drives a man to make a post like this? Yeah you've got some nice cars but you're just a piece of shit. Pathetic behavior.

>>28619793
Hes unhappy just look at his garage. Makes sense he'd try and vampire someone's happiness like a narcissist.

>>28619283
>I paid less for each of these land barges
gee I wonder why. those are interesting anon, but you know it's disingenuous to compare them to an 86

>>28619158
>korean slop

lol
lmao
Nobody has ever looked at a Kia/Hyundai and felt proud of owning it.

>>28619793
Yeah pretty terrible. Garage is awesome but boomer tier cars. I'm happy for anon though.

>>28619825
Nothing wrong with boomer cars, but the guy is acting like an asshat.

>>28619793
he's trying to fill the void in his heart with possessions and bragging to other people
not everyone wants a 40-50 year old land barge even if they have more of a "cool factor"

>>28619101 (OP)
Very good looking car.

>>28619105
No.

>>28619136
Probably, muh hp.

>>28619283
That you Type R? I think the newfag did well - no power and shit interior, but the Miata is not really a practical daily.

>>28619283
You paid less because they are all worthless

>>28619825
>Garage is awesome

Even the garage is a peak boomer chicken coop made out of sticks. Everything american sucks in quality.

>>28619816
I do. It’s easily the best handling car I’ve ever owned.
>damn stop buying shitboxes then
I’ve had plenty great cars such as a C36 AMG or my previous car: an F22 M240i LCI with B58.
The i30N is more fun.

>>28619283
My life goal is to have a barn/hangar like that one day to store vehicles and have a nice home gym. Very nice construction, anon.

Tempted, but will I be disappointed cumming from a Mustang?

I want to do little casual slides more easily without crashing into a crowd. Like swing the ass out on backroads and shit, not drifting thru intersections or doing donuts.

Anyone went from a more powerful car to GayR86?

>>28619101 (OP)
Bread on hood

>>28619704
My car has japanese farts which are superior to american made car farts

>>28619110
>Muh low cog
>McDonald struts
If only there was some other magical 4 cyl engine design to take its place to facilitate enough room in the engine bay for a proper suspension set up

>>28619101 (OP)
the lot porter ripped a huge stinky wet one when unloading the car at the dealership.

>>28619101 (OP)
It's wonderful you can fit all 3 of your boyfriends in it.

>>28620121
I am guessing so if it's a GT. It's not even close. The GT can pull on a CTR, which gaps this thing all day by car lengths, you are going down multiple classes in terms of straight-line performance.

Not as much of a build quality delta though, this is fairly shit and the mustang is fairly shit.

This thing needs a $20,000 I6 / nice interior package.

>>28620121
You're a hooner going from a Mustang to a Miata-class car. Somehow I doubt it's going to work out for you.

>>28620121
The sensation of speed is greatly increased with small low down cars like this, especially if they vibrate like all hell is about to come loose. Doing 150/160km/hr in a top down miata feels like you're doing 200km/hr in a normal car.

>>28620567
the only other car in the same price range with double wishbones in front is the mx5, and that's still $7K more than the 86 when comparably spec'd out, AND has two fewer seats

>>28621428
What specs? The drivetrain and performance in every Miata trim from 30k to 40k is practically identical, and 3k is all it takes to get an LSD and aero and brembos and chassis reinforcement and stiff shocks if you want that. The only reason to pay more is if you like leather seats or a hard top or not. You're getting everything that matters right from the get go.

>>28619101 (OP)
>never farted
Nope, every Master Craftsman in the shop gets a turn in the seat for "quality control" before it ships out.

>>28619161
Oh no my plastic parts are flexing, woe is me!

>>28619161
I'm going to assume anyone who posts this gif doesn't own a car.

>>28619283
Miata and 86/BRZ are totally different cars.
That's like saying a Corvette is the same as a Challenger.

>>28620121
>will I be disappointed cumming from a Mustang
almost certainly
gr86 owners upgrade to mustangs and not the other way around for a reason lol

>>28621807
>gr86 owners upgrade to mustangs and not the other way around for a reason lol
You'd be surprised just how untrue that is

>>28619283
Only the GN is cool. cope.

>>28619101 (OP)
Nice caliper color.

OP, I'm the guy who drove it onto the cargo ship in glorious nihon - I eat nothing but red bean buns (anpan) and fart in every car.

I would have got one or a BRZ but they wouldn't give me 0% on the loan so I ended up with a WRX

>>28619296
>calling something a ricer that just has factory options on it
nigger

>>28623114
you got 0% on a wrx?

>>28619101 (OP)
I guarantee that some Asian farted in your car.

>>28619534
You don't have pole buildings? >>28619695
They don't mold

>>28625124
Yeah last March, 6 year loan too. They can't move them off the lot especially now they they have eyesight on the manual. Got it before the tariff price hike.

>>28619101 (OP)
I am a dealership photographer and I rip ass in new cars all the time
Even jerked it in one

>>28619101 (OP)
drive it like this or sell it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo0PQOft6vg

>>28619101 (OP)
Remember the mixed gas.

>>28628352
Why are the pedals on the passenger side?

>>28628352
that's pretty irresponsible

>>28620121
You don't need huge power to spin the rear wheels on a rwd manual car

You should ensure that you have a proper differential - lsd, perhaps something even stronger than factory

Also, don't over tyre your car. You don't need to run super wide semi slicks

After that, all you need to do is driver mod. Understand the weight balance of the car, and/or smash that Handbrake and clutch pop

>>28619101 (OP)
Slower than my Model 3

>>28619161
Try this in a new mercedes, you'd be lucky if the whole car doesn't fall apart around you.

>>28621765
I own 3 and none of them do this

>>28619101 (OP)
Nice work. I hope its the manual. I loved mine. Give it a half quart overfill and use regular tires not slicks and you will have nothing to worry about regarding the pil starvation issues.

>>28628540
YOU SOUND GAY

I didn't buy it for its fuel economy, but 18.5 is surprising

>>28629484
Are you redlining it non-stop during break-in period, wtf?
I'm sitting at 21mpg and I'm living in a hilly area, during break-in I was at 25mpg.

>>28630171
I'm keeping it under 6K because 4K is stupid. I do spend a lot of time in traffic though

>>28630171
with that little light pollution, you must be out in the boonies where you can just coast on the hills with no one around

>>28619283
Fuck yeah that's awesome

>>28630192
Can do 90mph just fine with 4k rpm, seems like a skill issue.
>>28630197
That picture isn't from where I live, neither is this one, but I have plenty of traffic to deal with.

>>28619161
try this in an audi

>>28630214
>jihad writing on the wall behind you
>date written in inferior non-American subhuman format

Jesus Christ where the fuck do you live, Gaza?

>>28630390
chiraq

>>28630390
Still getting better mpg while dodging bombs than mister op

>>28628522
Youve never seen a dual clutch transmission before??

>>28619158
nigger

>>28630918
a lot of the Learner cars have those in the UK.

>>28630918
jej

>>28621691
They don't do that in my GTI.