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Anonymous No.28682938 [Report] >>28682945 >>28682953 >>28683442 >>28683446 >>28684561 >>28684563 >>28684617 >>28685097 >>28685236 >>28687283 >>28689227 >>28689258 >>28689853
If you do this, you are an NPC.
Anonymous No.28682945 [Report] >>28682950 >>28682954
>>28682938 (OP)
Depends on the intersection.
People suck at staying in lanes for left turns.
So it's best to not go all the way up to the line because some Karen will absolutely hit you.
Anonymous No.28682950 [Report] >>28682954 >>28682997 >>28683135 >>28684190
>>28682945
This is the exact reason I pull all the way up to the stop line. Hit my completely stationary car you mouth breathing retard, I double dare you.
Anonymous No.28682953 [Report] >>28682995 >>28684543 >>28689633
>>28682938 (OP)
Strange. Every car in my area stops over the crosswalk.
Anonymous No.28682954 [Report] >>28682997
>>28682945
>>28682950
I would literally be happy if that happened to me in my second gen explorer. The tranny needs a rebuild and I really dont wanna deal with selling it. I would love for it to get totaled cause of a scenario like this.
Anonymous No.28682957 [Report] >>28682962
Genuinely npc thing to be concerned about.
Anonymous No.28682962 [Report] >>28682970 >>28682972 >>28683206 >>28686972 >>28689853
>>28682957
You know that circle in the ground is what triggers the green light, right? You didnt did you. You're an NPC.
Anonymous No.28682970 [Report]
>>28682962
Most of the lights in my area moved to radar/lidar/whatever the fuck sensors a few years ago.
That or they're just set on the slowest fucking timing imaginable.
Anonymous No.28682972 [Report]
>>28682962
What's your point? if you aren't pulled completely over it it doesn't trigger reliably.
Anonymous No.28682995 [Report]
>>28682953
Mine too. I've literally crossed roads in the crosswalk, looking straight ahead, while staring at Karen through her driver's side window.
Anonymous No.28682997 [Report] >>28683005 >>28683029 >>28683265
>>28682950
>>28682954
I own nice car now because I have an adult job that pays $61hr.
I don't drive shit boxes anymore.
Anonymous No.28683005 [Report]
>>28682997
Even better
free upgrade
Anonymous No.28683029 [Report] >>28683091
>>28682997
>pays $61hr.
post paystub.
Anonymous No.28683091 [Report] >>28683129 >>28683537
>>28683029
Grade 9 bitch.
Anonymous No.28683129 [Report] >>28683226
>>28683091
>nurse
Pays well but damn that is a shitty job
Anonymous No.28683135 [Report] >>28683141
>>28682950
YOU get blasted into cross traffic if you get hit from behind at a stop light retard
Anonymous No.28683141 [Report] >>28683149
>>28683135
Once again, hit my car. Do it. It's not even moving. Easy target. Buy me another, retard.
And the line is almost always set back multiple car lengths from the intersection.
Anonymous No.28683149 [Report] >>28683154
>>28683141
no stupid another car doing 50mph slams into your driver side and your schumacher'd.
the line is never set back multiple car lengths fucking jew.
Anonymous No.28683154 [Report] >>28683155
>>28683149
>the line is never set back multiple car lengths fucking jew
Then explain how so many retards pull their entire cars past the line and don't get hit by cross traffic?
Anonymous No.28683155 [Report] >>28683208
>>28683154
you cant be that retarded and jewish
Anonymous No.28683159 [Report]
If the paint line is just barely under your side mirror, your bumper is nearly touching it. Good rule of thumb for understanding the space of your car.
Anonymous No.28683206 [Report] >>28685106
>>28682962
Oh yeah not hitting that circle at a busy intersection means it'll never turn green for them

yeah they're fucked lmao
Anonymous No.28683208 [Report] >>28683552
>>28683155
shut the fuck up and hit my car fag
Anonymous No.28683226 [Report] >>28685457 >>28689257
>>28683129
We arn't nurses, it's aerospace.
Apparently Nurses joined our union this year so they are now on the list.
Anyways, I got a IS500 cuz it's roomy for 6ft5+ giraffes.
Anonymous No.28683265 [Report] >>28683345
>>28682997
>pays $61hr
i made that mutch as an summer intern in college lol.
Anonymous No.28683345 [Report] >>28683840
>>28683265
>summer intern in college lol.
Why would anyone go and Lie on the internet?
Anonymous No.28683442 [Report] >>28683475
>>28682938 (OP)
>sensors are buried under the road
>sometimes as close to the line as they possibly could
>occasionally, a bot doesn't pull up all the way and just sits there.
>for tens or minutes sometimes
>some scooters are too small to trip the sensor and have similar problems
Anonymous No.28683446 [Report] >>28683810
>>28682938 (OP)
I love when drivers do this, it makes lane filtering much safer for me.
Anonymous No.28683475 [Report]
>>28683442
>when you are a bikefag, the sensor isn't tripping, and the guy behind doesn't understand why you are waving him to move forward
Anonymous No.28683537 [Report]
>>28683091
>$61
Anonymous No.28683552 [Report]
>>28683208
>just touch it
Anonymous No.28683558 [Report]
most of my pads are for advance left turns, and are positioned about 3/4 of a car length behind the line, and they don't all have secondary sensors. if you pull up properly to an intersection, it'll only trigger if a second car is also behind you waiting to turn. I confuse the shit out of people by actually stopping on the pad, which is stupid far (visually) from the intersection. lucky for me, it'll get me the advance green nearly every time
Anonymous No.28683810 [Report] >>28684255
>>28683446
You don’t ride.
Anonymous No.28683840 [Report] >>28684018
>>28683345
my big tech internship paid ~$65/hr lol. Not sure what to tell you.
Anonymous No.28684018 [Report]
>>28683840
Everyone knows youre lying and youre gaining nothing from these cringe ass posts. kys.
Anonymous No.28684190 [Report]
>>28682950
Based and same.
Anonymous No.28684255 [Report]
>>28683810
Why would I lie about such a benign thing, especially on an automotive board?
Anonymous No.28684457 [Report]
Take vertical photos of everything? Yes absolute NPC behaviour
Anonymous No.28684543 [Report] >>28689872
>>28682953
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W0OZziLsTSg
Anonymous No.28684561 [Report]
>>28682938 (OP)
I love doing this, specifically to get a jump on anticipating the green light. Not necessarily to be a dick, it's to make sure the guy behind me doesn't get the chance to ride my ass and pull my hair when I'm trying to shift 1 to 2 smoothly.
Anonymous No.28684563 [Report]
>>28682938 (OP)
subhuman npc behavior is doing this and then inching up every few seconds. stopping a few feet back doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.28684617 [Report]
>>28682938 (OP)
i remember seeing a dashcam clip where some dumbass in a protected right turn lane was so far back from the line that after missing two greens the guy 2 cars behind had to get out and guide her forward until she was up against the line
Anonymous No.28685097 [Report] >>28686766
>>28682938 (OP)
Politely drive around him and back up in front of him, taking the space he is not using.
Anonymous No.28685106 [Report] >>28685196
>>28683206
Weird how ive never seen this happen once
Anonymous No.28685196 [Report]
>>28685106
If you park back far enough, yes
t. motorcyclist (50/50 whether a motorcycle actually triggers it)
Anonymous No.28685236 [Report]
>>28682938 (OP)
>at stoplight
>one car is OVER the line
>the one behind is a car length BEFORE the line
>honk and try to gesture the woman ahead to move forward to trigger the light
>she doesn't get it
>guy rolls up next to me in a RAM
>"BUDDY RELAX"
>tell him that the lights won't change with the retards here
>"NO KIDDING, ITS RED"

I hate boomers so much it's unreal. I ended up turning right and pulling an immediate U-turn.
Anonymous No.28685457 [Report] >>28685461
>>28683226
>I got a IS500
finally, some good taste in this board
Anonymous No.28685461 [Report]
>>28685457
Kek fucking weeblet
ricelet
slowfaglet
boyracelet
tastelet
momlet
grandpalet
Anonymous No.28685529 [Report]
I only see people do this in areas with lots of red light cameras.
Anonymous No.28685775 [Report] >>28685895
unless youre a fucking manlet you wont see the lights but we all know why you made this thread
Anonymous No.28685895 [Report] >>28685923
>>28685775
Based schizosister
Anonymous No.28685908 [Report] >>28689883
i really should have tried in school, il probably never make more than 35 cad an hour in my life. my parents only ever made minimum wage so i thought anything thats not minimum is good.
Also, what a classic everyone on 4chan makes six figures, is 6ft + and is 8 inches big episode
Anonymous No.28685923 [Report]
>>28685895
unless you have a TRUG and are short you will not fucking see the lights unless americans do their intersections completely differently
Anonymous No.28686766 [Report]
>>28685097
I've done this a few times. NPCs who stop short almost always do it because they need to get back on their phone again for their dopamine fix. If it's a left turn lane I'll pass the NPC on the left and make the turn when oncoming traffic has a gap. No I don't care about "making it dangerous" for NPCs.
Anonymous No.28686934 [Report]
if you pull up to right where my car is pulled up to at a stoplight your a fucking shitty driver. cars should be stagged when stopped at a light like a ralley race and thete cant be 2 cars in first place at a dead stop
Anonymous No.28686972 [Report] >>28686996
>>28682962
>You know that circle in the ground is what triggers the green light
uhhh no, the equipment underneath the circle triggers the green light you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.28686996 [Report]
>>28686972
Anonymous No.28687283 [Report] >>28687352 >>28689250 >>28689582
>>28682938 (OP)
>Induction loops instead of cameras
shithole
Anonymous No.28687352 [Report] >>28688065 >>28689250
>>28687283
>the cameras are simply for intersection control flow! we aren't taking pictures of your license plate and storing them somewhere we promise :^)
no thanks fag
Anonymous No.28688065 [Report] >>28689250
>>28687352
where I live:
>oh yes here are the loops
>also there are cameras, we are absolutely spying on you!
Anonymous No.28689227 [Report] >>28689238
>>28682938 (OP)
NPCs wonder why people act a certain way that's different from theirs, actual people adapt to traffic conditions to make things comfy and quick. Another reason for doing early stops besides what anons mentioned is having proper visibility of traffic lights where they are obscured. Or you might want to give extra space to a bus or truck in the lane next to you right before a small roundabout that ensures your paths will cross. Or you have two lanes of unequal stopping points before a traffic light where you have some unpredictable monkey next to and slightly in front of youl, in case of which starting off in a blind spot will be a bad idea.
Anonymous No.28689238 [Report]
>>28689227
...or the intersection is small and you see the green light will appear for a long vehicle that will need extra space once it turns right into your path from the left side.
Anonymous No.28689250 [Report] >>28689571
>>28687283
>>28687352
>>28688065
I've seen a couple of intersections with loops, cameras, AND small radar modules
Anonymous No.28689257 [Report]
>>28683226
i'm an ATC and made more one year in
Anonymous No.28689258 [Report] >>28689583
>>28682938 (OP)
No, if you do this, you are based beyond belief. For uninitiated, that is the biker gap. Bikes filter through the traffic either way and will stop in front of you regardless of where you stop, but with a gap there they can stop without being forced over the stop line and onto the crosswalk. We are grateful to people who do that.
Anonymous No.28689571 [Report]
>>28689250
Basically the standard for most dutch roads. Why our traffic flows much better in some places as it does dynamic optimization of letting traffic through. Also I guess it's spyware.
Anonymous No.28689582 [Report] >>28689598
>>28687283
Are there really places that use cameras for timing their lights? I've seen plenty of induction and radar systems, but I always just assumed traffic cameras were just for surveillance. Most of the ones in my area don't even grab your plates if you speed through the intersection.
Anonymous No.28689583 [Report]
>>28689258
Lane splitting is illegal where I live.
Anonymous No.28689598 [Report]
>>28689582
cameras I think are there for surveillance, if the cops think you did a crime they'll watch to see where you drove
or they're traffic cameras, which are way bigger, have an extra pole to carry the flash and a signpost saying if you don't stop on an orange when you should it's $300 and 3 demerits

spooked me once, the only time I bumped my car into somebody else's because I stopped quickly for an orange when the guy behind didn't expect me to stop. Got out, I couldn't see any damage so I told the guy no worries.
Anonymous No.28689633 [Report]
>>28682953
Our town put sensor loops under crosswalks. Pull over crosswalk or never get a green light.
Anonymous No.28689853 [Report]
>>28682938 (OP)
>>28682962
You do know most large cities that aren't in some shit fly over swamp has multiple sets of sensors and not just the one up front, right? You fucking NPC
Anonymous No.28689872 [Report]
>>28684543
>shorts link
Anonymous No.28689883 [Report]
>>28685908
I do firmly believe that the average 4chan user is better than the average human in society in many respects. I would be entirely unsurprised if statistically the typical 4chan user had a larger penis, were taller, and higher income than a sample selected from the general population.