Thread 2810398

what's the c/out/nsensus on missing 411? Sasquatch ? bigfoot? jews?

>>2810398 (OP)
I think it's pretty easily explained by the amount of holes out in nature that a person can fit inside. Think about the places inside your house that a person can fit inside and hide, now multiply that by a million. There are LOTS of holes out in nature that one, two, or more people can fit in.
Pretty easy explanation if you think about it.

>>2810398 (OP)
both nature & paranormal
people like to die (its human nature to be retarded), and weird shit is real (ghosts exist)

now, of course, i'll never be on the list
i simply am built different, and will never get lost

>>2810401
that's way scarier than some sasquatch
walking along some river and then boom, surprise crevasse* ?

>>2810398 (OP)
A number of people greater than zero are probably killed by mountain lions, bears or wolves every year and the remains are never found.
Also, whenever someone does die of exposure or trauma in the backcountry, they can actually be picked apart by scavengers fairly quickly.
There's a girl that when missing by my town, probably killed by her husband, but that's irrelevant. And they only found a bit of her jaw and some ribs. And they only found those because her burnt-out car was nearby.
Imagine if she had died further into the woods. They would have never found anything.
>what about clothing and jewelry?
When I see torn up clothing halfway buried in mud, I don't think
"OMG! I need to catalog this and report it to authorities"
I think
"Someone ran out of toilet paper."
Jewelry probably gets regifted, pawned, or put in the lost and found.
There are weird 411 cases. But most have fairly adequate explanations. And I'm a bigfoot believer. So the fantastic isn't beyond my consideration.

>>2810589
the only case that seems unnerving is Bart Schleyer's

The main guy behind Missing 411 is a Sasquatch fag and that's all you should have to know about it.
I've researched it deeply, there are cases in it which I already knew about well before it became a named thing. National Parks have a lot of weird shit going on with them, kidnappings, disappearances, burglaries, weird thefts. All of them are in pretty obviously malevolent ways and does not have any style or trappings of any ape other than human being responsible.

Big foot fags are honestly as bad about muddying the waters of national park criminal organizations as coastal evangelists are to jewish interests in American politics.

>>2810398 (OP)
a lot of it is probably not that crazy, the rest is probably paranormal, but not not bigfoot, that shit is gay.

>>2811088
>not not
only meant one not

>>2810990
some super psychopath woodsman is way more dangerous than some giant gorilla tho
that's probably what happened to most of the disappearances

I am convinced that sasquatches abduct people in the city of Chicago.
My evidence? I have looked at records and found lots of people in Chicago have disappeared and never been found.
I believe sasquatches also preferentially target young black men who are involved in gang activity.
I think sasquatches may be racist, but it could be that they kidnap these men because they know the system will expend less resources looking for them.

We can definitely rule out something like they just got murdered in gang wars, drug deals gone bad etc. It was definitely bigfoot.

>>2811238
Esta pero unironicale

I don't know but according to Paulides if you bring three items: a gun, a personal gps tracker, and the Jesus prayer you should be fine.

>>2810398 (OP)
Paulides is a lying faggot who will leave out known information about a case on purpose to make it seem more supernatural and unexplainable than it is.

>>2813294
I believe this about Paulides, he obfuscates and leaves out details to create a narrative/pattern. His YouTube audience has gotten to his head and he is very preachy and overly moral. His last documentary was a huge departure from his stance to not make conclusions, and the conclusion he makes is insane. Tl;dw - ET/NHI phenomena is 411'ing White Germanic stock to milk them of their Cum.

However, I do believe people are abducted by high strangeness. Both are true.

>>2810398 (OP)
While I do think there are strange disappearances and probably some high strangeness in the woods, I do think a majority of missing cases has to do with mundane explanations, such as getting lost in the woods and having an ultimately bad time.

>>2810398 (OP)
I remember "researching" this guy and found multiple reddit threads where a few of them would seethe about how he allegedly arrested either regular fags or fag prostitutes back when he was a cop
Also something about allegedly soliciting autographs from famous people under the guise of charity

>>2810401
And who digs the holes?>>2810401

>>2813434
>about how he allegedly arrested either regular fags or fag prostitutes back when he was a cop
Based

>>2810398 (OP)
Schizophrenic grifter that wants money out of gullible fools. I fucking hate Gayvid's grift so much. He literally will pretend like he's not saying it's paranormal shit going on in these cases yet touch cock tips with every bat shit insane UFO wackadoo out there. I mean the shameless bastard is profiting off of retarded boomer bill 90 year olds getting lost in the woods. Like no shit they got lost. They're fucking fragile and old. I don't give a shit how many hunts and hikes they've been on at literally 90(actual age of the guy who went missing in one of the documentaries). It's not a fucking Scooby Doo mystery gang. Old man falls down, animals eat them and drag them away. Not to mention is it also just as if not more likely that people kill others out in the woods because maybe they get an inheritance and can say woops they fell. One of the most effective forms of murder is probably the "lol disappeared in the woods". Yet retards fucking lap this shit up about fucking aliens and big foot molesting old people.

>>2813968
The UFO phenomenon is real

>>2810401
your moms a hole i can think about lmao

>>2810398 (OP)
Pretty much every story can be explained by wild animals + people do weird shit when they’re scared/dehydrated/starving/freezing + it’s fucking difficult to find bodies in a woods and on a mountain.

>>2810401
for some portion of the cases maybe, but for a lot this explanation dosen't cut it
>>2810589
>>2811088
>>2813415
these guys are correct, for the majority there is probably some unknown but natural explanation, but some are just too far out there. also if "bigfoot" is real he's not just a big ape, but some other unknown thing.
>>2813434
so did my grandpa back when he was a cop in LA, it used to be illegal then, based.

>>2813968
Damn bitch calm down and buy some tampax

>>2814205
LOL

>>2810398 (OP)
People going missing in the woods can be chalked up to
>Death by Wild animal
>Death by exposure
>Death by the Odd Serial Killer taking refuge/Using the forest as a sort of hunting ground
>Kidnappings, thefts, trafficking
>People getting themselves killed because they underestimated nature
>Walking in on something you weren't suppose to see, like a drug operation and getting "silenced"
>Suicides

And then the bodies go missing because animals like to scavenge or the bodies were intentionally buried somewhere
Only a handful of cases could be linked to Bigfoot and I'd think it'd be funny if during the voyages to the Americas the Euros accidentally brought their own fae creatures with them which is why the Forests seem to be worse off now

>>2810398 (OP)
The explanation is simple: those bubbas fell victim to their own ignorance, lack of preparation and the occasional mishap.
Then, another bubba found patterns that don't exist and wrote a serie of books about the demised bubbas, and the lesser bubbas will buy them and shiver around the campfire, trapped into their cage of ignorance and immaturity they are the only warden of.
Verdict of the Breaker of Bubbas: the disappearances are due to bad cases of bubbaonic plague (retardation and human mistakes), disease which the amerihogs are particularly prone to.

>>2810398 (OP)
Yeah

>>2810398 (OP)
Mr Paulides makes the connection to bodies of water in a lot of cases, so I presume a lot of them end up drowning :^(
Really wish the authorities would fully dredge lakes or dam rivers when looking for missing persons. A kid went missing in a nearby town, and they only found the body when they sent divers to fully canvas a pond.

>>2810990
>The main guy behind Missing 411 is a Sasquatch fag and that's all you should have to know about it.
Which he barely talks about unless the subject is brought up, but hey, this is 4chan where you worthless pieces of faggot shit disqualify everyone on the flimsiest reasons.

>Did you do ONE THING I I DONT LIKE
>DISQUALIFED

Fuck you, dotard.

>>2814880
>>Death by the Odd Serial Killer taking refuge/Using the forest as a sort of hunting ground
This is more unlikely than bigfoot. When has this EVER happened?

>>2814929
Dotard shit. Real dotard shit right here.

>>2810401
out of everything posted in this thread, this is probably the most terrifying
imagine one day you just stumble open a fucking natural crevasse that has just existed there for ages and nobody noticed
fucking wild

>>2817968
It's happened

>>2810398 (OP)
>>2810401
Why are so many of the stories bizzare as fuck though where people remove all their clothes like they are hyperthermic and leave their clothes by a body of water then drown themselves?

>>2817967
If some dipshit comes up to me and tries to preach about how the Earth is flat, and then tells me that he's a fantastic surgeon, there's no fucking way I'd ever take medical advice from him or let him perform medical work on me or my family. He has demonstrated a that he does not accept fundamental realities that make up much of the bedrock of actual reality, science, and how things work.

So when some knuckle-dragger who believes in bigfoot tries to sell me on a missing cases profile being ass-fucking ayyy lmaos on cocaine kidnapping people, instead of people making stupid decisions and ending up lost and dehydrated in a dangerous environment, he has demonstrated that his brain has holes in it. He's a fucking moron, and he is making money off of even worse morons. Don't carry water for stupid.

>>2810398 (OP)
>what's the c/out/nsensus on missing 411?
Some people(out of 8billion population) just want to disappear forever without a trace(as an alternative to direct suic-de, when the body is found, autopsied and stated as sui-der's).
>(currently planning to climb 8000m+(Cho Oyu's an easy one), drink 60%rom, get hypoxia, hypothermia, fall asleep forever and never get found

>>2810401
Strangely, out of all the paranormal theories Ive heard this one is the most illogical.
2/10 for making me reply

>>2810404
>ghosts exist
retards exist and you are living proof

>>2819799
There was one story where the search team was looking for a missing hunter, and came across a small firepit, where they found his boots, and some of his clothes. The searches claimed they saw a figure ascending up a ridge line in the distance, but didn't have the time to go looking that day, and never found anything the next.

What would compel a man to take off his boots and clothing, then go hike up over a mountain?

It seems like some of these people are / were suffering form some serious personal issues (mental illness / depression) and where purposely trying to not be found as they commit sudoku.

>>2820270
Boo, nigga

>David Paulides falling for the Skinwalker Ranch meme.
It's over. He's talking about Bigfoot, and Orbs.

>>2810398 (OP)
i have seen a fuckton of these videos and still dont know what the phrase "Missing 411" actually is suppose to mean other then a white boy video essay genre

>>2820120
if a detective believes government cheese was made of discarded moon rocks from Apollo 11 I would still talk to him about missing persons cases

>>2820120
Look in the mirror

>>2817968
There are definitely guys that fit the conventional image of a serial killer like David Carpenter, Ivan Milat, Gary Hilton, probably Rodney Halbower and Walter Jackson, etc.

Then there are also unhinged or territorial hermits like Joseph Henry Burgess, Michael Silka.

>>2817967
he doesn't talk about it because he knows most people would instantly recognize him as a retard trying to push his pet beliefs
>there's something mysterious going on in our national parks, people are disappearing and there's no possible explanation
>oh also i just happen to believe ape-men live in the wilderness haha what a coincidence
at least have the fucking balls to say 'sasquatches are snatchin' folks' out loud and own it.

>>2810398 (OP)
I think it's just that easy for people to go missing in nature and the body never being found, even more so near water. You'd be surprised how many drownings occur in a local body of water near you, often accidental. A few cases are weird but honestly weird shit happens in the woods, the Americans woodlands even more so. As an American you can easily wander into someone's property, get shot and get buried without anyone ever tell the authorities, at least back in the day when nobody gave a shit about anything. A lot of national parks are fucking massive, bigger than entire states and countries. You'd be hard pressed to find the corpse of someone in an area that big. Also, I think that's also the reason why there are so many deaths: The national parks are just that big. A lot of Americans take for granted how massive those parks are when a lot of countries (such as Europe and Asia) barely have any forests that haven't been turned into cities that are older than the United States itself, save for maybe a few rural areas.

>>2819799
Take drugs kill a bear

>>2813968
along those lines, when severely disabled children "vanish without a trace", their parents know where they went. It's unfathomable the horror the little child experiences when it occurs, but a parent abandoning their child in the wild... it's not new. It's such a disgusting thing that people don't even let it enter their minds, but it would explain a lot of the very young children disappearances. Very lightweight and diminutive old people without guns; I can easily see cats taking them along with opportunistic bears.

>>2810401
im with this guy. we see all theae sinkholes in florida popping out and volcanoes randomly erupting but it has to be aliums that took people? nah, they fell into a big ass hole and died the end,

>>2810398 (OP)
Most are normal people either suiciding or falling and dying. the other maybe 30% are cults, ghosts, demons, shapeshifters, kamikakushi, supernatural stuff

>>2820270
>all of the millions of people all over the world throughout all of history who said they saw ghosts were lying, because if they weren't that would be scary!!!

>>2810398 (OP)
>what's the c/out/nsensus
Take this shit to /x/ where it belongs.