hypothetical: 1 bear vs 100 /out/ists - /out/ (#2818911) [Archived: 677 hours ago]

Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:27:23 PM No.2818911
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No using premade weapons(guns, knives, etc), no using bear spray, everything has to be made using the knowledge that you have accumulated over the years of going /out/ who wins?
you only have 1 day before the bear is released
who wins in this scenario?
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Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:39:31 PM No.2818912
>>2818911 (OP)
1 day is silly. A whole fucking day? Change the challenge to 3 seconds.

Name the set and setting.
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Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:40:31 PM No.2818913
I say "woah bear" and show him my cock

He runs away
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Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:40:34 PM No.2818914
>>2818911 (OP)
i can kill the bear all by myself using only my penis.
Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:42:28 PM No.2818915
>>2818912
ok, im changing it to half a day.
you have half a day to defeat a pissed off bear that woke up from hibernation.
You cannot use any premade items like guns or tools bought from a store like paracord and bear spray
everything has to be hand made.
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Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:46:45 PM No.2818916
>>2818915
>bro has never heard of rocks

brah, bro dawg, breh, is you serious
Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:46:51 PM No.2818917
>>2818915
i catch a fish, gut the fish, fill the fish with my own feces and feed it to the bear. the bear will then die from infection.
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Anonymous
5/13/2025, 10:51:24 PM No.2818918
>>2818917
what if ghost bear?
Anonymous
5/13/2025, 11:48:26 PM No.2818930
>>2818911 (OP)
100 people could form a giant bear and defeat any animal.
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 5:04:32 AM No.2818965
>>2818911 (OP)
1 /out/ist is enough, just set it on fire lmaoooo dumbass bear have fun burning to death.
As a side note, I feel like I'm the only adult on this board because bringing up the subject of fire makes all these wannabe larper "survivalists" seethe so much.
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 5:12:40 AM No.2818966
>>2818911 (OP)
I'd club him to death, with my Bnus.
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:07:24 PM No.2819032
>>2818911 (OP)
if everyone is gonna be fighting in the forest, its gonna be a quick fight
literally all you have to do is stab the bear with pointy stick & hit it with rocks
they aren't magic, they're made of meat & bone, which gets pierced when stabbed & broken when bludgeoned

if its somewhere like the desert, a lot of us would die, since we'd be relying mostly on rocks in combat
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:25:10 PM No.2819038
>>2818911 (OP)
>Break of a sapling
>wait until the bear rears up
>stab it
>when it drops back down to attack, it impales itsself
Hunting bears isn't so much a matter of skill, as it is a question of bravery.
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 12:06:57 PM No.2819416
>>2818913
> I say "woah bear" and show him my cock
> He runs away
and returns with a magnifying glass
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 3:09:52 PM No.2819441
>>2818911 (OP)
I cut down a big sapling and sharpen it and blacken it in the fire into a nice wooden spear
I'M GONNA KILL THE FUCKIN' BEAR
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 6:08:40 PM No.2819894
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>>2818911 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 6:24:39 PM No.2819895
best
best
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>>2818911 (OP)
>>2818915
We make 10 bows and arrows for the huntsmen, 20 stone spears for the fallanx. around 3 javelins for each of the best throwers.
Set up a choke point, 40 people together screaming like monsters and throwing stones we scare the bear (it doesn't appease the bear, still fighting instincts) the huntsmen shoot at him, we corner him against a big monolith.
We execute him with the fallanx.
With the rest of the day we can cook him. I estimate a bear can have maybe 100kg of meat? that includes fat(lard), organs, bones for broth/ bone marrow...
We raise a big fire, do 0.5-0.8kg of food for each man who survived, the rest we keep for tomorrow . Sleep tight, brothers, tomorrow we will go hunt another bear.
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 10:04:45 PM No.2819910
>>2818911 (OP)
I haven't just prepared, I was born ready. You wouldn't believe my capacity to shout racist names at the top of my lungs, with the fury of all my ancestors. That bear would recoil from the sound of my voice and never think to come near my righteous scent ever again.
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Anonymous
5/30/2025, 1:21:21 AM No.2821898
>>2819910
Pretty much this
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 5:56:29 AM No.2821947
>>2818915
Puji sticks and hole traps
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 4:40:01 PM No.2821999
What one man do another can do.
I'm voting for /out/.
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 7:20:27 PM No.2822020
>>2818911 (OP)
if i'm there, I would let it feel these hands real quick and the other 99 of you could go back to ur basements.
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 10:30:29 PM No.2822286
>>2818911 (OP)
I will win because my speed is superior.
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 4:55:38 AM No.2822550
>>2818911 (OP)
Do the tactic that bees do when an invading hornet is attacking the hive.

Jump on the bear in a collective and begin violently vibrating to overheat the bear and kill it.
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 8:08:47 AM No.2822570
a fed bear is a dead bear
a fed bear is a dead bear
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easy. i would just feed it.
according to canuck park service just feeding a bear will kill it. or rather i guess they destroy it... such a weird choice of words. why not kill? destroy? sounds like they are going to disintegrate it or something
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Anonymous
6/2/2025, 5:31:53 PM No.2822619
>>2818911 (OP)
Nah, I'd win
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 12:04:17 PM No.2822715
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>>2822570
They're going to fire a micro-oxygen beam at it.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 4:37:06 PM No.2823036
>>2818965
nah the door is really sturdy enforced
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 4:40:12 PM No.2823037
i have never seen anyone come in another way o.o
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 8:48:26 AM No.2823499
I will feed all you faggots to the bear and make it my pet before it inevitably eats me too.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 1:06:02 PM No.2823521
>>2818911 (OP)
Blackbears are basically giant raccoons and are very scared of humans. They'll run away at even the slightest hazing, unless of course their cubs are around in which case you might be fucked.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 2:57:02 AM No.2823649
>>2818911 (OP)
100 people is definitely doable. 20-30 would be the point of challenge I think.
>Obligatory "I'd win."
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 4:05:47 AM No.2823667
Real talk what are you supposed to do if a grizzly or a bull moose walks out on the trail in front of you and turning around only puts you further into the woods. Do you just wait it out and pray it goes away?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:35:19 AM No.2824338
>>2818911 (OP)
We don't even need an hour. We wouldn't need weapons we'd all just gangrape the bear until its soul leaves its body.