We arenโt going to help you torture squirrels and birds, you waste of oxygen
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 6:50:29 AM No.2821720
>>2821675 OP's next thread: >accidently squirrel guts accidently fell into my underwear accidently, now my cylinder is sore and red, how do I fix this without my parents finding out? I DID NOT FUCK THE SQUIRREL!
>>2821662 (OP) >>2821842 >The park jannies don't want you to know this but the squirrels at the park are free, you can just take them, I have over 500 squirrels in my basement now!
>>2821662 (OP) Literally just sneak up to them and grab them. With squirrels specifically, you'll want to wear gloves, as it's hard to get their head without allowing them to bite (rabbits, hares, or foxes are much easier by comparison). Same with martens and ferrets.