Capturing squirrels and other small animals - /out/ (#2821662) [Archived: 1054 hours ago]

Anonymous
5/29/2025, 12:50:32 AM No.2821662
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Hello! Does anybody know of a good way to capture small animals, not to kill as pests but for my own bidding.
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Anonymous
5/29/2025, 12:54:45 AM No.2821664
>>2821662 (OP)
Cage trap
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 1:04:50 AM No.2821668
>>2821662 (OP)
elaborate on bidding.
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 5:30:57 AM No.2821706
We arenโ€™t going to help you torture squirrels and birds, you waste of oxygen
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 6:50:29 AM No.2821720
>>2821675
OP's next thread:
>accidently squirrel guts accidently fell into my underwear accidently, now my cylinder is sore and red, how do I fix this without my parents finding out? I DID NOT FUCK THE SQUIRREL!
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 8:31:19 PM No.2821842
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>>2821662 (OP)
Literally just feed them in a way that requires them to jump on you to get the food, and then pick them up.

Alternatively feed them in a way that gets them in your vehicle like a 4chan party van.
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Anonymous
5/29/2025, 11:00:34 PM No.2821865
>>2821662 (OP)
>>2821842
>The park jannies don't want you to know this but the squirrels at the park are free, you can just take them, I have over 500 squirrels in my basement now!
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 6:38:34 PM No.2822011
>>2821842
that nigga is NUTS!
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Anonymous
5/30/2025, 6:50:23 PM No.2822014
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>>2822011
NVTS nuts!
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 9:07:23 PM No.2822036
>>2821662 (OP)
Literally just sneak up to them and grab them. With squirrels specifically, you'll want to wear gloves, as it's hard to get their head without allowing them to bite (rabbits, hares, or foxes are much easier by comparison). Same with martens and ferrets.