I have never seen in snake irl, do snakes exist in the USA ?

>>2822659 (OP)
everything in the picture has rattle snakes
hope this helps

>>2822659 (OP)
Yes it's helpful, thanks

>>2822659 (OP)
anon please don't tell me that you thought the "snake" meme was actually real
you do know that it's just an elaborate penis joke right?

>>2822664 went right over my head, I feel silly now

Ronald McDonald expelled all the snakes in 1776 , you won't find any more here

>>2822659 (OP)
Garter snakes are so common the Great Lakes region that it's a bit ridiculous. Harmless creatures, pretty fine looking close up, but stinky when violently opposed. During winter they hive underground,, sometimes by the hundreds.

>>2822659 (OP)
>do snakes exist in the USA ?
Take your pick, we have:
Rattlers
Other pit vipers
Cottonmouths
Garter snakes
Boas
Rat snakes
Racers
Coachwhips
Kings snakes
Coral snakes
We even have sea snakes, am I missing anything?

Instead of sharing a pic of any snakes ive found i'll donate a turtle.

>>2822899
that turtle is secretly a snake that animorphed into a turtle. it's a mechanism used for hunting other animals
>disguise as turtle
>get close
>transform back into snake

>>2822967
monkey snake

I find these assholes pretty often.

I saw a dead eastern massasauga rattlesnake in Wisconsin yesterday. I don't give a fuck what the law says - rattlesnakes don't belong in Wisconsin. Our ancestors spent decades killing every one they saw and almost succeeded in eradicating them. They serve no purpose here that isn't already perfectly filled by nonvenomous snakes. So, if you see a rattler in Wisconsin fucking shoot it and keep quiet.

>b-but rattlesnake bites only happen in Wisconsin once every 4 years

Yeah, that's because people spent 200 years killing every one they saw.

Heres a secret they didnt discover in wisconsin
When the snake rattles, dont go towards it

Mind blowing I know

>>2822659 (OP)
Within 6 inches of the ground, or maybe in a tree, or a swampy area.

>>2822974
rattlesnakes are awesome you're a fucking nigger

>>2822985
Go fuck one then retard.

>>2822976
Not all rattlesnakes have rattles, and not all rattlesnakes that do will rattle.

>>2822660
I don't think Alaska and Russia have rattlesnakes

>>2823002
they're disguised as grizzly bears anon

>>2822660
well if they rattle you are lucky if they dont you are lucky

blessed that is

>>2822996
>kill sneks that rattle at you
>sellect for sneks that stay quiet

>>2823009
I see. Sneaky bastards.

>>2822974
Based. I've seen two in Southern MN the last couple years. The reintroduction or whatever is leading to growing population should stop.

>>2823549
Kys faggot

>>2822659 (OP)
Basically everywhere

>>2822659 (OP)
Every part.


Dipshit.