What do I need to know for tent camping at a festival? Cba to bring a trailer and I want to be laying in my tent looking up at the stars while some slag rolling on X sucks my weiner like it's a feed tube in a ER.

Any experience with this? What do I bring to make it easy on myself?

>>2822920 (OP)
Enjoy your STD's from smelly, unwashed wookie chicks broseph.

>>2822921
Hypothetically, how would I go about that

>>2822920 (OP)
Bring a cock cage and some bad dragon dildos, you know, the giant animal ones. Bring a towel, since getting sand and dirt in your asshole probably hurts, since you won't have a tent.

>>2822925
Tbh tents are pretty essential at a function like this.

>>2822928
OP, who is a faggot, will make a blanket fort.

>>2822920 (OP)
bring regular camping gear
bring a tall air mattress
bring something to clean your cock well
get some flow toys
have drinks, and a comfy chair to lie in, a beanbag would be great if you have room for it.
lights and colorful stuff
drug using parahanalia
water, lots of water
piss jug

>>2823045
Why TF would you bring a piss jug

>>2823046
to baptize some horny spun bitches

>>2823069
this guy knows

>>2823069
Does this kind of thing actually happen at a festival?

Why would you go to a degenerate normie "festival".

>>2823110
To meet busty hippies and get /out/ gf

>>2822920 (OP)
How many threads do you need faggot?
>>2821876

>>2823092
probably not the baptize thing, but people have sex all the time in the tents

>>2823115
I go to festivals every now and then as one of the only people who travels full time around the US (not following festivals, just sometimes catch them when I'm in the area)

The people who go to festivals are just larping, they're basically weekend warriors. 1/200 people are probably legitimately interested in the world of music and art and the other 199 are there to socialize and eat hot chip. You'd have better luck finding an /out/ gf by taking up rafting or rock climbing, or even something like visiting trade shows that are related to things /out/, going to festivals for a GF is a surefire way to get yourself a modern burden with a thin coating of /out/

>>2823046
so you dont have to wake up in the middle of the night with a raging boner and go to a nasty, overfilled porta pottie that hasnt been serviced since Friday to piss.

>>2823178
>eat hot chip
What does this mean?

>>2823187
old meme about modern women not knowing how to do anything but sit on netflix and eat hot chip

>>2823208
women are stupid whores and I hate them

>>2822920 (OP)
be prepared to loose or leave everything you bring, tent, sleeping bag etc. so no fancy stuff.
unless you go as a group, then get a military style tent, they can take the abuse and is too big for someone to run off with. me and my gang in our peak years brought pic related to festivals with a cheap ass part tent inbetween them.
pro mode is to camp in a van, its also the only way you can be relatively shure your stuff wont get messed with and you have access to charging power. some gay festivals dont allow car camping but i never been to them, the redneck ones here always allow it and they dont even care if you idle all nigh and blast music while you fuck teens in the back.
gigachad mode: converted bus

>>2823736

>>2822920 (OP)
Ran festivals for literally 15 years.
>Basic
Basically all standard camping stuff. Bring also some things to make your camp site a cool hangout, little fireplace, plenty of duvets etc. Speaker with deep forest and enigma and shpongle lined up on it etc. Check if the festival allows alcohol, if not, hide your alcohol in your camping gear and bring enough as you can to share to chicks. BRING YOUR OWN FOOD.
>GLAMP (attract chicks to suck your dick)
6M Bell tent, blowup kingsize matress, lots of duvets, small ground table (60cm tall for example) with hole in middle to put around center pole, candles, fairy lights, deep cycle batteries+inverter, speaker deep forest, enigma etc. get cheap 2nd hard persian rugs for ground mat. Portable indoor fireplace for bell tents, portable projector with shit like Baraka, Samsara etc. Weed. Camping chairs etc.
Also the biggest way to pick up at festival is learning Poi. Chicks fucking LOVE Poi.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spin-ballS-LED-Poi-Spin-lightS-Pair/dp/B005HZ8A0U
Grab these, learn basic moves, have chicks come up to you all night to show their skills.

gathering of the juggalos>>>>>>>>>>>>gay EDM festival

>>2823779
A festival for the scummiest, bottom-of-the-barrel Middle America white trash.

>>2824151
thats exactly why it's fun. edm festivals are just trust fund kids who are fuck ups and decided in their 20's they need to fit in somewhere

>>2822920 (OP)
One of those fans with water mist, toilet paper, mosquito repellent, flushable wet wipes (god at the end of a day camping just doing your face is amazing. Top 10 camping hack), extra water, earplugs, some sort of folding chair, probably a power banks that can give you at least 3 charges. Personally I'd lock my shit. People do weird stuff when they're high.

>>2824168
>thats exactly why it's fun.
You're exactly the demographic >>2824151 is referring to.

>>2824168
Sounds like youre using sex like an alcoholic uses drink. Sad!

>>2823779
Explain why.

>>2824240
people arent stuck up faggots

>>2824215
so maybe i am? is that stopping you from putting on your rave uniform and joining the other neon fags who share the same sentiment for computer generated performances or what?

>>2822920 (OP)
Get the cheapest tent possible and then leave it there

>>2824267
Unlike this board

>>2823779
Always liked hanging out with the juggalos, usually quite nice as long as the rules of the gathering are followed. Few fights, no drama. Awful fucking music though

>>2824380
>so maybe i am?
imagine being white trash lmao

>>2824451
>Awful fucking music though
clowntards aren't there for the music.

>>2822920 (OP)
Bring a good ground cover. If it even remotely rains once the entire place will be a mudpit and resemble sludge. Also It will smell bad, you won't get much sleep because of the people around you most likely either fucking or blasting music. Honestly I would legit bus in if given the option because it's not fun sleeping at a festival campground unless it's like a renfaire where people are actually civilized and keep the roleplay to specific areas at night.

>>2824552
Tbh the tightest girl I ever fucked was at a renfaire, behind one of the booths at the edge of the treeline.

you're going to get chewed up and spit out if you aren't already into drugs. Bring like a half ounce of weed and at least 60 beers. Don't buy acid or anything else off of people walked by saying that they have it, actually meet and hang out with people. If you're totally alone with no experience in this culture you're just rolling the dice. The best acid I ever got was off a guy I talked to for half an hour who had a weed but in his hat like a feather and his dog's name was pigpen. Told my buddy only eat one, he was skeptical. I found said buddy 3 hours later literally walking in circles with his finger up to his cheek like a cartoon. And he asked me if I was sure he shouldn't buy two lol.

>>2825253
oh also, freeze water bottles solid for ice. Like a lot of water bottles, just fill up your freezer. Regular bitch ass ice chunks will melt in like 9 hours max, frozen water bottles all together will stay cold for 3 days.

>>2824380
normgrel tier comment
go for a hike, find nature, please I'm begging you

>>2825376
the only festivals worth going to are jam band festivals. EDM shit is completely whack. They probably have good drugs, hell my buddies tell me even a shitshow of radio faggot bands like Rocklahoma has DMT and shit these days, but you don't want that. Go to sUMmercamp

>>2822920 (OP)
>What do I need to know for tent camping at a festival?
bring your own water, gum, food, utensils, stovetop, etc etc.
BRING TOILETRIES THE PORTA POTTIES CAN GET FULL, MASSIVE LINES, STAMPEDES, ETC SOMETIMES.
BRING A SOLAR SHOWER OR MULTIPLE ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE WOMEN WITH YOU THEY WILL THANK YOU.
this anon >>2823045 got a lot of it
IF ITS WINDY ACTUALLY CHECK THE WEATHER FORECAST AND PREPARE FOR IT LMAO I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY FLYING TENTS I USED TO SEE WHEN I WENT TO ALL THOSE FESTIVALS AHA
Bring walmart tier stuff it might get stolen or fucked up in the wind or what the fuck ever.
These things cost like $1000 for a ticket now id buy a cheap camper off craigslist next time and live like a king.
U can make money selling gum water and whippets at these things, probably even more than selling actual illegal drugs lmao. EASY to pay for the tickets.
everything is going to be overpriced as shit.
stay behind and help clean up after and you'll get thousands of dollars of lightly used camping gear people left behind for free if its a rich yuppie type festival.

>>2825386
>U can make money selling gum water and whippets at these things
you are a complete LARPer. selling nitrous in the northeast will get you fucking killed.
>everything is going to be overpriced to shit
yeah $50 for 10 hits of acid and $60 for a gram of coke is so overpriced lol. You are a fucking idiot. Anyone reading this at least for the love of god DO NOT SELL NITROUS IN THE NORTH EAST. You will get yourself killed.

At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.

This is where it gets crazy...
It was so f****** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f****** gross. All of a sudden, this f****** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party b****!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s***!

The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.

He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.

>>2825709
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f****** CHEEK OPEN!

there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.

S*** was crazy as hell.

>>2825709
>>2825710
if there's even a snowball's chance in hell that this is a real story, OP should bring an an armored bulldozer to the next festival he goes to instead of a camper. You people are irredeemable garbage.

>>2825718
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1kl1nn/deemster_baby/

>>2825725
Its from phantasy tour you faggot

>>2825744
It's from Reddit.

>>2825750
no, it's not
https://www.phantasytour.com/bands/bisco/threads/2788665/welcome-to-the-party-bitch
>14 years ago
>already clearly well known

>>2825752
You're a busshead; I don't care where you think you get your information from.

>>2825708
>DO NOT SELL NITROUS IN THE NORTH EAST. You will get yourself killed.
why?
explain

>>2825775
https://www.villagevoice.com/inside-the-nitrous-mafia-an-east-coast-hippie-crack-ring/
https://www.bkmag.com/2024/06/18/its-a-gas-gas-gas/

At a large festival in eastern Europe, some gangs, clans, whatever, were going around trying to steal anything that was not bolted down. Very annoying, so keep safe.
I also brought a large air mattress, no regrets, that thing was awesome.

>>2825780
i aint reading this zoomer babbel. can you please summerize
im from chicago and i see dudes selling nitrous around clubs all the time. $5 a ballon.

Make sure you bring a charcoal BBQ to keep warm in your tent on those cold nights.

>>2825872
Nah, kill yourself