Thread 2822991 - /out/ [Archived: 859 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/5/2025, 10:55:04 AM No.2822991
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Whats the purpose of raking leaves in the garden? Its not like decayed leaves turn into hummus fertilizing the same tree that took a dump in the autumn of cold regions. Eat shit or get to work hippies!
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Anonymous
6/5/2025, 11:12:12 AM No.2822995
>>2822991 (OP)
the short answer is that it fucks up your grass
the long answer is a 2 year course on turf management and soil science
and the actual answer is that people love giving themselves more hassles and this is another one to add to the pile
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Anonymous
6/5/2025, 1:11:32 PM No.2823003
>>2822995
>fucks up your grass
Wrong.
>giving themselves more hassles
Correct. It's just another excuse for men to avoid their wives for a couple hours
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 3:03:06 PM No.2823017
>>2822995
>the short answer is that it fucks up your grass
Yes, which is why you shouldn't have a grass lawn in the first place. If you had native plants that grow naturally you wouldn't have anything to worry about.
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Anonymous
6/5/2025, 6:14:57 PM No.2823055
>>2822995
>people love giving themselves more hassles
so true
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 8:17:58 PM No.2823071
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>>2823017
My lawn got a variety of grasses in it, including blue eyed grass which is so cool. Not a lot of it but I'm trying to avoid some while mowing so it can spread. But I have to cut down the hawkweed flowers before they go to seed. Fucking hawkweed just makes mats of itself.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 8:24:37 PM No.2823077
>>2822991 (OP)
Some leaves (walnut, oak, chest nut and probably some others) will poison the soil, to give their own seedlings better chances.
Most leaves will generate acidic hummus, which many plants don't deal well with, while others (blueberries, for example) require it. Concentrating that leaf hummus where you need it makes sense.
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 2:20:51 AM No.2823112
>>2822991 (OP)
>Whats the purpose of raking leaves in the garden?
Free compost materials. Its my yard.
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 4:41:20 AM No.2823122
1) it looks like shit
2) some trees fuck up the soil whether that's through acidity like oak trees or actually put toxins in the ground like walnut trees. black walnut especially, and if you have a dog the walnuts will absolutely give your dog the shits.
3) as leaves decompose they fuck up the nitrogen levels which in turns makes other plants not grow as well if you don't up the nitrogen with fertilizer or decent compost. if you're going to leave them, actually leave them on the surface don't bury them.
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 1:41:47 AM No.2823259
Some leaves take forever to decay and harbor rodents.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 3:26:55 AM No.2823276
>>2823017
>MUH NATIVE PLANTS!
>LAWNS ARE LE BAD!
Found the redditor lol

Me personally I don't care whether it's native or not. If it can handle mowing and stays green I don't care. My lawn is a mix of grass, clover, dandelions, plantains, ground ivy, and all sorts of other shit. I don't use any herbicides and I have a shit ton of bugs and wildlife on my property.
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:16:18 AM No.2823281
>>2823276
>mocks anon
>proceeds to agree with anon
what did he mean by this?
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:26:59 AM No.2823283
>>2823281
Because all those plants I listed aren't native to North America
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:17:32 AM No.2823296
>>2823122
Black walnuts are the best though. I love picking up their droppings and whipping them at the concrete to watch them explode. It makes 12 year old me feel super powerful, and modern me chuckle and the splat.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:25:15 AM No.2823297
>>2822991 (OP)
Aspergillosis (fungus) causes autism.
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u is a cunt
6/7/2025, 7:38:37 AM No.2823298
>>2823297
That may cause autism but you cause impotence in both sexes.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:36:44 AM No.2823306
>>2823276
>native plants are reddit
this is /out/
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:06:05 PM No.2823366
>>2823306
Yeah and if you go /out/ enough instead of just sitting on your phone all day reading doomposts about "THE POLLINATORS ARE GOING EXTINCT!!!!!!! PLANT MORE NATIVE PLANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!" all day you'd see the problem is massively overblown.

It's just easy virture signalling for midwit idiots to feel morally superior about. Muh pretty flower is better than your pretty flower.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:54:02 PM No.2823377
>everything people are doing today based on centuries of accumulated experience and proven results in the form of successful outcomes is wrong because it deviates from what happens in an unsupervised forest in Bumfuck Mountain
Why is this so prevalent in gardening? Do you see Mother Nature produce yields large enough to feed a village? Let's do away with agriculture and feed our comfortable society with electricity and houses off of foraging for blueberries in a leaf-mulch-poisoned forest. Fucking hippies I swear to God
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 9:10:44 PM No.2823401
>>2823276
Clover, onions, dandelions and wild strawberries make up my lawn. I just mow the leaves into tiny bits, seems to work fine.
The bees especially seem to love the clover.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 9:14:37 PM No.2823403
>>2823283
Based plant colonizer.