After a recent complication during a unexpectedly difficult decent, I now added a plastic bag containing a roll of TP and a rubber glove to my pack.
Having to continue after wiping with a mixture of peat and pine needles taught me a valuable lesson.

>>2823851 (OP)
jesus christ we need the detailed story

>>2823877
I could not agree more. Hopefully OP delivers more than a dank Garrak meme.

I recommend bringing half sheets of paper towel instead for an easier wipe
I recommend you get them wet, you know really you could just use normal wet wipes probably that must be what they are for, but I just use my mouth and wet individual sheets of half paper towel and I find the results exceed toilet paper for a good clean
also hand sanitizer

>>2823890
Not the Original Pooper, but how I learned to stop worrying and came to love shitting outside was a diarrhea incident from a year ago. I've got some GI issues. I was fishing and having a bad day. First thing I did was fall in the creek. Then, I get this building need to shit, so I leave, thinking I can make it back to town. I couldn't. I pulled over, across from a cemetery in fact. I hung off from my car and shat in the ditch. I wiped and pack my paper out so as not to disrespect the dead. I've needed to do it one time since. Now, I have a lot more confidence when it comes to illness.

>>2823891
>I just use my mouth
Like a cat? I'm impressed you're that flexible