Hypothetically speaking, how would you fake your own death and go live in the woods? What gear would you take?

>>2825828 (OP)
i'd make a bunch of posts saying i have vital info on politicians being corrupt, then just fuck off (it'll look like i got clinton'd)
after than i'd bring the only too a man needs to live in the woods: drywall hammer

Depends on where you live and how many ppl would notice your absence (and notify authoritys)

>>2825828 (OP)
Anchor my boat in the river. Start electrical fire. Swim to shore. Start new life. Simple as.

>>2825829
>Roughly hatchet size
>Bladed edge one one end, can be used as a hatchet
>Hammer head on other end, for hammer stuff
>Notch, for notch stuff
>Basically a tomahawk
New /out/ meta?

>>2825828 (OP)
>how would you fake your own death
keep living your normal life, don't quit your job or cancel any plans, act normal. One die drive to a culturally enriched area and leave your can unlocked with your phone inside it. Then you take a bus to your desired bugout area with cash.

>>2825980
You mean... an axe?