whats the strangest/worst place you've found a tick?

>>2826750 (OP)
Oh cool, a 15th tick thread

had one on the tip of my dick once, the most recent one that sucked was buried just on the side of my big toe nail, hurt less then the one on my dick, but it was a bitch to get out

I had one on my nutsack once that was DEEP! I'm talking you couldn't even tell it was a tick because it wascompletely embedded to the point where the skin had started to swallow it. Had to dig it out and needless to say that was not fun.

>>2826750 (OP)
right on the pucker of my asshole

>>2826750 (OP)
right below my wife's penis

>>2826778
i've had them on my balls 2 fucking times in a row, those things gotta be attracted to them

Why are you pussies so afraid of ticks

>>2826984
>suddenly becoming allergic to meat is not worthy of a little bit of fear.

>>2827008
>im afraid of bugs
>heres a picture of a tranny
why are you here

i once found a nail while i was taking a shower. i don't know where the fuck it came from, i came back from a hike, got into the bathroom, took my clothes off and got into the shower. and while i was turning the water on a nail fell to the floor next to my feet, i guess it was tucked in my armpit or something. very weird. at the time i didn't pay too much attention, it was shortly after the hike and i still hadn't come back go normal me again, it was weird but inconsequential so i thought hey that's weird and just kept showering

>>2826984
whenever i get bit by them, a little sore stays there for like a month, so not being bit is actually a important thing for me

if someone hasn't made an /out/ edit of this with ticks, it needs to be done
just start spamming the tick threads with this until they go away

>>2827021
>tfw lost a scalpel blade somewhere.
I'm terrified of that thing turning up somewhere. I turned my entire pack over, inside out trying to find it and nothing. The inside of my backpack was all cut up. My best hope is that it broke off the scalpel somewhere and fell off through a hole of its own making on the freeway while on my bike. But reality is it's probably just hiding somewhere in thick carpet to be found a year or two down the line.
Retards like me shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.

I had one on the inside of my vagina but it crawled in there through my butthole after I was tick-stimming.

>>2827037
>chiggers could be here.

Tick bumpin

>>2826750 (OP)
I had to remove one from your mom's bunghole before I bunged her hole.

>>2826750 (OP)
in 2022 i got bit by a dime sized tick on the inside of my leg adjacent to my ball sack and it made my whole leg kind of lock up