You protect your eggs when backpacking, right?

i usually have eggs for the first breakfast of a hike, i just wrap them in my bandana, and keep them at the top of my pack, its worked so far

>>2827477 (OP)
i shove them up my ass to protect them when i hike
saves space and weight

>>2827529
Not sure if this is serious but eggs would definitely break in your ass unless hard-boiled, and even then I think your asshole would squeeze that shit to mush on insertion, depending how dilated your anal hole is on average

>>2827536
I dilate my ass with my bf penis, so its gaping before insertion

>>2827536
phucking relax here try some of this golden labracadaboordoor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GokDMNue2Xc

yours are more fun

>>2827536
you must have flimsy chickens

>>2827477 (OP)
Depends, are the eggs from a Big Black Chick or a Petite Speckled Poultry? I usually pick out smaller eggs for those so they don't succumb to the pressure of the tight fit and reach out all inside my backpack with their gooey yellow load.

>>2827529
>>2827536
Fukn lol fucker caught me off guard.

this is how I proteck my eggs

>>2829463
Does that thing even work?

>>2827477 (OP)

Realistically, how long do eggs last without refrigeration?

Google says a couple hours only, but I'm pretty sure I could get away with at least 24 hours. I don't think I would want to push it more than that.

Eggs are washed here in the states. Washing the Eggs means they have to be refrigerated, unlike Europe, where they're shelf-stable because they're untreated.

By the way, you don't really need an Egg holder anyway. You can put your Eggs in a glass crush-proof jar and then surround them with flour, any sort of grain, or paper towels.

As an extra bonus, you can pre-mix some baking powder and salt into your flour and then use that to cook Bannock. Then you've got a full meal in a jar!

But really, the endgame here, if you're really a backpacker, is powdered Eggs. They're not as tasty but they're way more convenient and keep forever.

I have the 12x version of this, and on a 4 day hike only 2 eggs broke

And you do pack your eggshells out right? No you can't burn them in a campfire

>>2827536
>Not sure if this is serious
rofl

>>2829840
>Realistically, how long do eggs last without refrigeration?
saar, just buy unwashed eggs

>You can put your Eggs in a glass crush-proof jar and then surround them with flour, any sort of grain, or paper towels.
that's an insane amount of weight to carry fresh eggs, and why did you start capitalizing Eggs?

>>2830046
okay karen. but yes

>>2827477 (OP)
I only bring fresh eggs when car camping. I keep them bagged in their original packaging.
i would sometimes bring hard boiled eggs when backpacking, and my dog loves eggshells and will eat them up.

>>2827477 (OP)
thanks for the thread OP
too bad none of these newfags get it

>>2829468
I don't even know wtf it's supposed to be. I just keep getting these weird targeted Temꀎ ads for ridiculous shit

>>2830049
You can't buy unwashed Eggs here in the U.S. They're not legal to sell.

>>2827477 (OP)
A few years ago I discovered that South Africans and New Zealanders pronounce "egg" like "ig" and for some reason I find that really funny (especially because "an egg" becomes "a nig") and think of it every time eggs come up now.

>>2830609
just ask your local chicken farmer if you can collect unsaleable Eggs with their permission. it probably varies but mine can't sell Eggs from the floor, they can only sell Eggs laid in designated boxes.

>>2830512
it's a well deserved meme, i have a forest green 6-holder with my family camping stuff from when i was a kid.

>>2827477 (OP)
Go to hell.

>>2830691
Nah, fuck you

The Japanese dollar store sells some nice ones, I find the hinge sturdier than Coghlan's