Hey I have an idea to create a XXL mason "jar" and rebrand it as a mason bowl. A bowl for men, for adventure. Tupperware for the bugout bros. Big enough we can finally fit our fat fingers into and actually clean when we're camping. They are manufactured with ergonomic crock handles, perfect for holding hot foods.
This set of 6 16oz Mason Bowls can be yours for as little as 29.99, plus shipping and handling but wait. Act now and we can throw in this impact resistant Mason Bowl Harness for as little as 9.99.

But fr, I'd totally buy an extra wide, wide mouth jar I can put in a lunch box.

>>2827791 (OP)

>>2827791 (OP)
Pure tacticool in my opinion

>>2827795
Okay. :/
what do you recommend purchasing instead?

>>2827798
No idea ( ´-｀)

>>2827807
>No idea ( ´-｀)
Then don't call it tacticool if you can't think of something else that'd be bugout tupperware.

>>2827791 (OP)
Listen fat fuck, part of the reason you can’t use normal sized containers is because you are a fat fuck. Stop trying to bring your homemade mayo-hummus “sandwich spread” onto the trail. Eat normal portions, stop gendering shit as “male” and “for the bros” like what the fuck is that. And stop that get rich quick entrepreneur shit too, that path lies bankruptcy, your family looking at you sideyed as you desperately try and recoup losses by selling to them, and failure.

>>2827810
FUCK

>>2827810
assuming a lot of things about me bro.

>>2827791 (OP)
This shit better be bulletproof.

>>2827834
It's no more bulletproof than a regular canning mason jar.

Well atleast /ck/ approves. >>>/ck21450205

>>2828119
>>>/ck/21450205

>>2827816
hah! an actual
>y-y-y-you can't know that for sure!
reply.
post tonnage and basement.

>>2828135
170 lbs, my basement is a semi truck, and I regularly exercise with my dog wandering the woods when we can.

>>2828138
okay fatty.

>>2827792

holy fuck that is a blast from the past

>>2827791 (OP)
Seems rather silly. The mason jar is mostly for storage of pickled, candied or otherwise preserved foods. The glass and metal of the jar is to assist in the canning process which will often use a pressure cooker which is why plastic mason jars aren't popular.

What advantage does your bowl have over normal stoneware?

>>2828237
You can bring homemade canned soup in a lunch box with you.

>>2828239
I already have a glass food container with a plastic snap on lid with a nice silicone gasket, all dishwasher safe.

>>2828240
Where did you buy it? I might be interested in one.

>>2827791 (OP)
this sounds fucking gay as fuck

>>2827791 (OP)
>no pic rail
>no MOLLE mounting options
>no paracord wrapped handle
Not tacticool sorry

>>2828279
oh thanks.

Rei already sells ultralight collapsible containers and shit. The men or "bugout bros" you mention would rather use military mess kits or titanium stuff anyway before a mason jar

>>2827791 (OP)
did you try to ai generate a mason jar, fuck it up so bad it looked like a shitty bowl, and come up with this to cope? ingenious move if true

>>2827791 (OP)
>mason bowl
>bug out
>shatters when you throw your bag down
tiffin OP btfo get rekt

>>2827791 (OP)
ahhh so you're too special to eat out of a pot? how does it benefit me by taking my food out of a pot and putting it into the bowl. ever heard of a thermos before dipshit???

>>2828560
>ahhh so you're too special to eat out of a pot?
you can use a mason jar for cooking dude.
>ever heard of a thermos before dipshit???
I can't fit my hand into them.

>>2828838
>you can use a mason jar for cooking dude
let me know how cooking in a glass jar works for you on an open flame and coals please.
>i cant fit my hand into them
yeah okay jeff dabe you realize you can buy large thermos' with bigger openings? all of these years men with larger hands have starved because their wife packed them a thermos lunch!!!! how will anon survive if he cant fit his ass picking, cock stroking hand into a thermos and eat indian style